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>That is dead wrong. Read Capitalism and Freedom by Milton Friedman

Nah

>Demand does not increase innovation per se. Competition is hindered by constricting taxes.

Except taxes aren't constricting, companies are posting healthy profits but the wealth divide between workers and the investor class is growing

>Also the tax cut does give money to the valuable diminishing middle class while the poor are stuck in a cultural cycle where they waste their money on frivolous pleasures to fill their voids in a vapid materialistic world that tells them nothing matters and spirituality is stupidity. They refuse to spend or invest wisely on average now

Or more realistically people are living paycheck to paycheck and can't afford to invest because they have no money to do so.

There is a U in Planetprudence

Is she stupid or funwaa

You decide

Strawpoll

Edit: She is stupid by 12 votes to 5

Edit 2: Now we're on 79-55 to stupid

Conclusion: Planetprudence is stupid unlike funwaa

And whats that? Ugandan Knuckles Hoody

>That is dead wrong. Read Capitalism and Freedom by Milton Friedman

That was painful to read.

>Demand does not increase innovation per se.

Yes it does. If there is a demand for something, people will try and fill that demand to make money. More demand, more money.

>Competition is hindered by constricting taxes.

I mean, maybe? Obviously we can't put taxes at 100%, but the current tax rate in america is fine and we could even raise it.

>Also the tax cut does give money to the valuable diminishing middle class

No it doesn't. Over 10 years the middle class will suffer due to the new tax bill. Unless you think people who make 100k/year+ are the average joe.

>while the poor are stuck in a cultural cycle where they waste their money on frivolous pleasures to fill their voids in a vapid materialistic world that tells them nothing matters and spirituality is stupidity.

Bunch of religious bootstrap nonsense, alright.

>They refuse to spend or invest wisely on average now

I mean, if you work at mcdonalds you can't really invest wisely. Look at Sam Vines' economic boots theory.

If it's not already been pointed out, the first two pictures are actually from a messaging app called Line. It's the most popular such app in Japan and is popular elsewhere in Asia. https://line.me/en-US/

Those characters "Brown" and "Cony" are (or were) super popular.

You know, I'd feel like these jokes would be funnier if the title of the book was "Minecraft Jokes for Autistic Kids".

And I don't mean that in a "ha-ha autism is funny" kind of way, but more as a way to actually frame the jokes in the right perspective, kind of like how horror movies aren't scary when you watch them with a crowd in broad daylight. Personally, I think the jokes are at least tolerable once knowing this.

Of course, I can't imagine many publishers would be okay with that title and the ensuing outrage backlash. I wonder if the book's foreword even mentions this at all?

You can sample more of the jokes at Amazon, some of which are at least a little funnier than the ones sampled here. The reviews are a little depressing, although comically and ironically (perhaps knowingly?), one reads, "I read this book and it gave me autism."

https://www.amazon.com/Jokes-Minecrafters-Booby-Traps-Boo-Boos-ebook/dp/B01AMB3UAS

Q: What do you call a cow that eats a bomb?

A: Udder destruction!

Q: What movie do Minecraft players like to watch?

A: The Terminator. (not sure I really get this one other than the fact that stuff blows up)

Wowie zowie there are a lot of overreactions described here. Reading the escalating screaming legitimately made me feel more anxious than amused.

"When you don't have any innate creative writing ability or sense of comedic timing, caps lock and gross exaggeration will suffice." ~The Elements of Style: Social Media Edition

Didn't their mods make some really cringe worthy video a couple years ago where they go out in public and try to be funny and it's the worst fucking thing on the planet?

Edit: Link as requested https://ipfs.io/ipfs/QmWSKBAygxQfQnzfWkd3dNsRgiNAimu5Vy7mkewV9necA9/rImGoingToHellForThis%20mirror-b96M.mp4

Even cringier is the fact that after they put this video up and people started making fun of them, they tried their best for almost a month to get the video completely removed from the internet.

it's not even the biggest one i could find

well, he's beem getting better, it's almost like he's not a 12 year old anymore

https://tapas.io/episode/533944 i found this to be mildly acceptable

edit: not that better however, most of the stuff is just unfunny

Well, I said “I guess I haven’t” relating to your statement about never hearing a proper pronunciation.

You said the “t” being in brackets signifies the way a majority pronounces the word. So I’d say it aligns with what I’ve been saying.

Regardless, you’ve yet to show me that the t being separated from the rest of the word doesn’t actual mean it’s optional.

Edit: I’m also curious who curated the official pronunciation of the English language?

For example Cambridge disagrees with you.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand CS:GO. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of military tactics most of the skills will go over a typical gamer's head. There’s also Counter-terrorist's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these tactics, to realise that they’re not just skillful- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike CS:GO truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Terrorist's existential catchphrase “руш Б сука блять,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Sun Tsu’s Chinese epic The Art of War. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sovietwomble's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ��

And yes, by the way, i DO have a CS:GO tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid ��

If you read about Scott Adams, he wasn't a guy who started off as a comic writer as a young guy. He tried many things before hitting it big, and could never replicate his success with a different comic. I read his book, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big

Uh huh

https://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/celiac-disease/news/20100927/celiac-disease-can-develop-at-any-age

Next time you risk looking ignorant as hell, don't use edgy racist slurs, so you're not both an ignorant shithead and a racist one.

For Android, Reddit is Fun aka RiF is what I've used for years. It's minimalist (which translates to the easiest to consume the most content in the shortest period of time, in my experience) plus the developer is super active and the community is great: /r/redditisfun.

Aside from that, Sync and Relay are both nicely featured and quite popular, as is baconreader to a slighly lesser extent. Having used them all, it basically just comes down to personal preference.

For iOS, Apollo is the way to go.

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If you want to be extremely technical, words that rhyme are the same from the nucleus of the stressed syllable on but have different onsets in their stressed syllable. Purple and disperple are the same from the onset of the stressed syllable on.

Got <em>hirple</em> and <em>curple</em> though.

Full story here

Full ridiculously hammy audiobook here

LMAO /metal is a garbage subreddit. They're the very definition of shitty semantics. Metal is my music and I avoid that place like the plague.

RYM has it as a genre.

Last.FM has it as a genre.

It's a genre. A bunch of twats on Reddit who like to scoff and sneer at everything doesn't make it so.

I actually am kinda proud of myself because I wanted to see if I could crop out the girl and have it work on Tineye...and it did! all the 'sources' are just strings of numbers though, no identifier if its a real character or whatever.

Euler's formula, basically.

Here's a step-by-step solution

Edit: Also a step-by-step solution by one of my favorite math channels on youtube

Probably the demon baby that’s supposedly haunting the fuck out of him, check it out on his Twitter it’s really creepy stuff

Edit: thought I’d link it for the lazy https://wakelet.com/wake/e6275d03-7bce-4789-9961-f3a04723cc71

It's available in Amazon I guess

I found this https://www.amazon.com/kitchen-LAEKER-Magnet-Stainless-unique/dp/B07L4V961B/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=7XWE6KU3T4V8&amp;keywords=knife+holder+person+figure&amp;qid=1664299863&amp;qu=eyJxc2MiOiIyLjgxIiwicXNhIjoiMi4zNSIsInFzcCI6IjAuMDAifQ%3D%3D&amp;sprefix...

https://www.slideshare.net/oculuspublishers/the-book-of-fcking-hilarious-internet-memes

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Here is le free preview if you want to do a CRINGEE.

I debunked you in our initial interaction with the Medical Dictionary. It's also the common social usage. Even the Dictionary. http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/sex?s=t

ALL of them are wrong to you?

Cry more bitch.

No they don't. Incels are a diverse group.

All these things are facts. Sex = Gender. Just as the medical dictionary proved. Just as they are used interchangeably in lexicon.

Hey look at this: http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/sex?s=t

> SEX

>noun male or female gender

Cry harder

I would rather use a dictionary instead of Google Translate. Because a dictionary curated by people is more accurate than the level of machine learning we can achieve with our current technology.

According to dict.cc suspicious can also mean suspekt. Close enough.

https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=wauconda+map&amp;fr=yfp-t&amp;fp=1&amp;toggle=1&amp;cop=mss&amp;ei=UTF-8#

THE CRYING DUDE IS AFUCKING ANARCHO-CAPITALIST HIS BOWTIE IS THE ANCAP FLAG THIS DRAWING WAS MADE BY TRUE ANARCHISTS MAKING FUN OF ANARCHISTS WHO STILL BELIEVE IN A SYSTEM OF POWER HOLY SHIT ITS USED SO MUCH KILL ME.

I wasn't going to respond but I saw you were the person who really wished there was good, informed work on men's issues so I thought I'd try again.

If you change your mind about professional scholarship, R W Connell literally wrote the book on masculinity and you can get it on amazon for not a ridiculous amount of money.

i've been using infinity for reddit on android

it's indie developed, open source and it was the closest i could get to official reddit aesthetic wise

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ml.docilealligator.infinityforreddit&amp;hl=pl here's a link

Product description. MADE IN vaCHINA - vagina crude humor joke - - This super cute baby one piece bodysuit (body suit) is made of 100% cotton jersey knit fabric. It features a triple snap bottom and is available in sizes 6 months, 12 months, 18 months, and 24 months.

Amazon.com: MADE IN vaCHINA - vagina crude humor joke - Cotton ...

https://www.amazon.com/Made-Vachina-Vagina-Cotton-Bodysuit/dp/B01KMRB3VA

if you are on Android like me, give a shot to crop & trim video app that can make the video crop work done in a matter of minutes. and is also good for youtube and snapchat since it covers all aspect ratios. hope this helps. my 2 cents

>Otto Heinrich "Pim" Frank (12 May 1889 – 19 August 1980) was a German businessman, who later became a resident of the Netherlands and Switzerland. He was the father of Anne and Margot Frank. As the sole member of his family to survive the Holocaust, he inherited Anne's manuscripts after her death, arranged for the publication of her diary as The Diary of a Young Girl in 1947, and oversaw its transition to the stage and screen.

Unless Hitler cucked this guy I don't think he was.

Uh it would probably be Christian supremacist but in this case it would be white supremacist. Jews form a unique race that solely exists in the minds of white supremacists. Frederickson wrote about it here if you're curious. Basically, race is an invention (this is a historical fact) that creates groups that are said to share some kind of biological similarity. Before, for Jews, conversion was at least theoretically permissible to make them full citizens, but in Nazi Germany they became permanent untermenschen. Of course, in reality, Jews have no one unique biological attribute that makes them Jewish, just as there's no one biological attribute that makes someone black (for example, in Jamaica, a light skinned black person from America would be considered white).

Source on Warren Farrell creating a database of rape victims for his followers to harass? He did publish a book thoroughly debunking the wage gap myth however.

Hey now, it's not a death sentence. There's some excellent literature available for people in your situation.