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Hi guys, my name is Claribel & I just wrote a book. I need your help to spread the word b/c uh there's like a billion writers out there with awesome books, and I'm just a plankton in a sea of classier, more cultured Squidwards. My new book is called The Skinwalker's Apprentice and it's about two witches, one in the 1650's and the other in the 1980's. The witch in the 1600's - Margo Pennyfeather - lives in East Hampton Long Island, and her story revolves around her apprenticeship under a high priestess witch. Emerald Kipp is the witch at the center of the story in the eighties, and she's kind of a lame, troubled kid, who is struggling to find her place in life. Both witches face their own set of issues, and as the story unfolds we see the parallels between the two. The book is a prequel to a trilogy which will be published by Winslet Press in the fall, Emerald Kipp & the Riddle of the Timekeeper. My books are centered around characters inspired by little known, quirky NY historical figures (look up John Votta, the NYU timekeeper). I've weaved these characters into a magical, alternate New York City, with banshees, witches, wizards and trolls. If you like YA, and stories that don't just focus on romantic relationships, plus diverse characters please give my book a chance! It's only .99, that's less than the price of a Taco Bell cheesy gordita and my book won't make you fat. Thanks for even reading this, you're the best.
Read what the book's all about here >> https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/19250523-the-skinwalker-s-apprentice
You can preorder the book here! >>> www.claribelortega.com
Description: > In a doomed galaxy, a supermassive black hole ejects an asteroid at tremendous speed into empty space.
> On a distant planet, many eons later, intelligent life is just beginning to bloom when the asteroid passes only a hair's width away, triggering ecological catastrophe: earthquakes, tsunamis, releases of gas and climate change. Life stubbornly clings to existence, but must find a new way to persist.
> Across the ages on this planet, men and women of all stripes - farmers and merchants, scientists and soldiers, slaves and explorers, must all find a way to survive as the asteroid of Tyo scrambles lives, empires, faiths and even history itself. They strive to build a future and grapple with the meaning of their planet's curse.
FYI: It's now free for the next few days.
Good point! I thought the title was a link but apparently you can either add a photo to your post or a link and not both. Here is a link to Amazon.
That's really sweet! I do, in fact, but it's just a short one. I very much appreciate the gesture but don't feel pressured!
It Began As A Game https://www.amazon.com/dp/B087SCK3ZH/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_i_0PmIFbX81MN4V
Mercenaries of Destiny is a fantasy novel written as a homage to the world of High Fantasy literature.
For Darvell, being a mercenary is a much more solid job than adventuring. Payment upfront, easy tasks to finish, and the threat of death isn't common. Unfortunately, fate has other plans for him as he's dragged into a battle between the gods and Emperor Zlo, the man who seeks to defy them. It's up to Darvell and his group to travel the Four Kingdoms and put an end Zlo and save the world as they know it.
https://www.amazon.com/Mercenaries-Destiny-Daniel-Cano-ebook/dp/B086M9TCMN
Super excited! I wrote and published this on Amazon. Please check it out: https://www.amazon.com/Leander-Book-Htrea-H-K-Daniels-ebook/dp/B08D12G18Q/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&qid=1595270031&refinements=p_27%3AH.K.+Daniels&s=digital-text&sr=1-1&text=H.K.+Daniels
Thank you! It’s on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Obscura-Luke-Cartwright/dp/1647647460
and Barnes & Noble
https://m.barnesandnoble.com/w/obscura-luke-cartwright/1136266540
and a bunch of other places.
🎅 Winner of the 2022 RONE Award for best thriller/suspense, FALL TO PIECES is only #99cents exclusively at #Amazon during u/Tirgearr #WinterSale #TirgearrTuesday https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09KT3PCBY
Hey! My circus historical fantasy is 0.99 this week. It has good ratings, and is the first in a series. Sale ends on December 23rd. Here is the blurb:
The circus keeps its secrets.
Seventeen-year-old Evelyn dreams of a career in botany, while acting as an uneasy intermediary for her hapless father and distant mother. When she’s accidentally poisoned during a fortune telling, her mother insists her only hope for an antidote is to sign the curious contract of Hart's Traveling Circus— the same place her brother, Avery, vanished before her birth.
When her father faces financial ruin, Evelyn offers to write newspaper articles from inside the circus. As she investigates, she's consumed by questions no carnie will answer. Why do the performers lie about their uncanny performances? What caused the “hideous” scars of Essence, the sideshow freak who draws portraits so vivid they nearly leap from the page?
Terrified into attempting escape by tempestuous Manager Hart, Evelyn is stopped by paralyzing pain. Undeterred, she’ll cajole and blackmail her way to the truth behind the circus mysteries and her brother's disappearance— truths that uncover long buried secrets and throw her into the crossfire of a plot with explosive consequences.
Featuring illustrations in the style of vintage circus art, Avery’s Ghost throws readers into a macabre world of secrets and magic, set against the evocative backdrop of an Edwardian circus.
I worked SO hard on this and appreciate your support. Here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BH98GL9N
My historical circus fantasy, Avery’s Ghost, will be 0.99 from Dec 17-22nd. Here’s the blurb: The circus keeps its secrets.
Seventeen-year-old Evelyn dreams of a career in botany, while acting as an uneasy intermediary for her hapless father and distant mother. When she’s accidentally poisoned during a fortune telling, her mother insists her only hope for an antidote is to sign the curious contract of Hart's Traveling Circus— the same place her brother, Avery, vanished before her birth.
When her father faces financial ruin, Evelyn offers to write newspaper articles from inside the circus. As she investigates, she's consumed by questions no carnie will answer. Why do the performers lie about their uncanny performances? What caused the “hideous” scars of Essence, the sideshow freak who draws portraits so vivid they nearly leap from the page?
Terrified into attempting escape by tempestuous Manager Hart, Evelyn is stopped by paralyzing pain. Undeterred, she’ll cajole and blackmail her way to the truth behind the circus mysteries and her brother's disappearance— truths that uncover long buried secrets and throw her into the crossfire of a plot with explosive consequences.
Featuring illustrations in the style of vintage circus art, Avery’s Ghost throws readers into a macabre world of secrets and magic, set against the evocative backdrop of an Edwardian circus.
And link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BH98GL9N?th=1&psc=1&geniuslink=true
“Bustline” Science Fiction. Free for 5 days from Dec 4.
“In a dystopian near future, Dr. Frank navigates himself through safe zones, computer dogs and the latest in plastic surgery technology.”
LAST CHANCE TODAY! ⌛ A magical journey through New York and Beijing. A secret society. A young woman on a mission to find her dad. Join Lai Fang on her journey down the rabbit hole!
Lai Fang, a Chinese native living in New York, is working to recover her lost memory and find her father. Along the way, she finds herself in the arms of the mysterious Suresh who supports her search in unconventional ways.
Guided by a Luopan, scattered remnants of recollections, technology, and a little magic, Lai Fang desperately clings to what she hopes will be the path to her truth. However, what if the truth lies far beyond the scope of human comprehension? What is the truth to begin with?
The Glint of the Luopan weaves a mesmerizing web of a world that begins as a dream and unfolds in a journey for family, hope, and love.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XG7JMWW/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tkin_p1_i0
Tetiana's Adventures in Wonderlaw
Free this week, kindly consider providing your book review, hopefully with lots of stars. Thanks!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0768DYQCM/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_hsch_vapi_tkin_p1_i1
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Free today only! US Const. Law.
Free this week: The Glint of the Luopan - A magical journey through New York and Beijing
Blurb: "Lai Fang, a Chinese native living in New York, is working to recover her lost memory and find her father. Along the way, she finds herself in the arms of the mysterious Suresh who supports her search in unconventional ways. Guided by a Luopan, scattered remnants of recollections, a secret Society, and a little magic, Lai Fang desperately clings to what she hopes will be the path to her truth. However, what if the truth lies far beyond the scope of human comprehension? What is the truth to begin with?"
That's what my editor said about this novel: "The Glint of the Luopan weaves a mesmerizing web of a world that begins as a dream and unfolds in a journey for family, hope, and love."
*eBook Giveaway! 'PERISIAM' 2x Amazon US Codes (Mod Approved!)*
Hello! My name is Daniel O'Brien,
My debut novel 'Perisiam' is a psychological, urban-fantasy set in the modern day.
This book consists of three intricately woven stories, three very different tales of agony that each harbors a distinct genre. These three tales can be read entirely separately from each other, but the larger universe is revealed and folded upon itself for those that venture through it all.
One character loses himself inside a world of violence, another loses someone else and must cross an impossible threshold, and the last loses their own mind and must rely on the unlikeliest of allies.
Not everyone will be able to escape the pages with their psyche, or their souls intact... And that may just include YOU, Dear Reader.
Giveaway: I have 2x Amazon.com Kindle Codes to give away! You must have a US Amazon account:
Comment below on what your favorite piece of psychologically thrilling media is and I will randomly select 2x winners to DM.
Here is the Facebook page for Perisiam and the Amazon product link itself. Feel free to check out the digital sample and see if Perisiam is a good fit for you!:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100087645367999
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Perisiam-Daniel-OBrien-ebook/dp/B0BLTDKRZS/
Thank you for your time! 🙏🤍😊
My first novel, She Topples Giants, is currently FREE now through Friday! It's a dark fantasy novel. Here's a link to its thread in this very subreddit with all its information:
https://old.reddit.com/r/wroteabook/comments/yoeism/she_topples_giants_dark_fantasy_available_on/
I guess I'll throw in some info not included in that thread, how about some review excerpts?
"I'll confess. I got this as an eBook because I saw that the author was offering it as a limited-time free download, and I figured, "Ah, why not?" I'm never one to say no to a free book that's advertising itself as a gritty, found-family-centric, sword-and-shield fantasy, either. So I downloaded this, went about my life for a few days, and then about two nights ago, I had a restless 1 AM and so clicked on my Kindle to read myself to sleep.
I must've gotten through the first twenty chapters until falling asleep near 3 AM. Then, in the morning, I picked up where I left off and finished all 600 pages in about a day."
"I just finished this book, and don't know how it hasn't gotten more reviews. It's an amazing book.
Excellent character development, excellent world building, and an amazing cast of characters.
It starts out with the feel of a classic D&D adventure, but quickly grows beyond those bounds.
There's great action, some romance, interesting creatures (Faye is the best!) and lots of intrigue.
Can't wait to read the next book in the series."
"This book illustrates how few women are portrayed in Fantasy. Having a cast with many, varied women was incredible. Although, that certainly wouldn't be enough by itself to make me finish a book. This one was also well-written, and I really enjoyed the way that the author changed the point of view for several important moments. Seeing these moments from a new point of view gave them even more meaning, I really enjoyed that."
And here is where you can get it:
Howdy reddit! Longtime lurker but glad to be a part of the community. I hope you and yours are well and am pleased to announce the publication of my little misery memoir. There were some extraordinary circumstances and a story I thought worth telling. I'm glad to let you know about it. I'd be even more glad if you thought it was worth your patronage. To whet your appetite or turn you away forever, I have made a sample chapter available that describes the first of a many day adventure full of trials and tribulations and more that glass or two. Day One! Thanks in advance for your time and comments!
Here's what it's about: Rob arrives in his home town to discover it is falling apart - literally. The plant life has suddenly overgrown the entire village and buildings are crumbling for no apparent reason. He thinks he's in town for a class reunion, but soon finds out he's been beckoned for a much darker reason.
Here are the links to the book in iTunes and Nook: Barnes & Noble (epub): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-death-in-shawn…/1125322681 iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id1185784063
Hi Readers,
Something spooky for Halloween?
Only Ghouls and Horses - FREE ~20K words
https://www.amazon.com/Only-Ghouls-Horses-Dan-Harris-ebook/dp/B09W1QFRLF/
“Well, Amy’s currently on maternity leave. And I see that you have a theoretical background in hauntings,” Taylor said, a glint in her eye.
Fieldwork at Britain’s paranormal detection agency had always seemed prestigious to Tom Bailey, but that was before he bought a house and settled down. Being a boring office drone doesn’t seem so bad anymore, not compared to meeting a grisly end and becoming yet another vacancy for recruitment to backfill.
However telling your manager you’re incompetent is not a winning advancement strategy, so with the department’s usual exorcist on leave Tom is forced out of his cubicle and into the world of ghosts, witches and cultists.
The one university module on ghost stories that he used to pad out his CV isn’t going to cut it. If Tom wants to keep his career and his head he’s going to have to learn the tricks of the trade, and fast.
The Network - FREE - 90K+ words
Are criminal organisations working to disrupt countries and their systems of power? The answer lies under Colville Mews, a secret hub where all British Intelligence gathers to collaborate.
Peter Blake retired from the Royal Marines until a covert agency handler, Colonel Sam Miller, recruits him to help destroy the submarine base K-825 in occupied Crimea. He’d had a stellar career, and wasn’t ready to retire, so the mission was heaven sent.
Crimea occupation commander, Russian General Sokolov, has two RS28 Sarmat nuclear warheads for sale. Their mission to blow the base uncovers a global conspiracy, leading the team into the jungles and caves of Southeast Asia, then to an abandoned island leper colony, the Green Line in Cyprus, a botched assassination and the militarised Turkish Republic of North Cyprus.
Who is the Persian?
The Network is a fast-paced action/spy thriller with rich characters and unique settings worldwide. This compulsive read takes up the challenges of storytelling in the genre set out by Lee Child, Robert Ludlum and Mark Dawson.
https://www.amazon.com/Network-Timothy-Newnes-ebook/dp/B0BHF26PG1/ref=sr\_1\_1?crid=1SX8IDGG2AEJU&keywords=timothy+newnes&qid=1666695130&sprefix=timothy+newne%2Caps%2C411&sr=8-1
Free through October 8 - Re-set: Book 1 | Richard.
"He closed his eyes. He inhaled. He let go of a breath that had been hidden inside since he arrived. Behind him, through the open door, in the expanse of the large entryway, in every corner, in every room, up against the ceiling, and throughout the house, Richard missed a slight, nearly imperceptible shift. A change in the shadows. A blurring of what little light existed. The shadows flowed, slowly – ever so slowly – across the ceiling, down the walls, over the floor. Not liquid, not quite smoke, darkness with dimension, but as flat as the putrid remnants of cigarettes in the paint. Something was awake now."
After years away, a broken man returns to his family home. Are the demons from his childhood waiting for him?
Get it today at <strong>Re-set: Book 1 | Richard</strong>
The first in a limited series.
Free through September 19th!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0B2K8RCHH/
Demonic Deals - M/F fade to black paranormal romance. Tropes: forced proximity, strangers to lovers.
Ellyria tried casting a spell to speak with her father in the afterlife. Instead, she accidentally summoned a demon. Now, they must work together in order to stop the people from hunting her for her magic.
Hey everyone! I just published my first children's picture book titled, "Anthony the Alien" on Amazon and am running a free eBook promotion for it from 9/1/2022 to 9/5/2022. Go check it out if you have any young readers in the family who love story time and picture books for kids. It's all about a cute little alien and his robot sidekick traveling through space to make friends among the stars. I made it to teach children about the importance of friendship and following their dreams. I hope anyone who downloads it enjoys it with their families and I look forward to your feedback.
Thanks!
- Mike D'Orazio
FREE! Gullonization! (Scifi-Horror) by Sean P. Gibson, free to keep until 06/08/22
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09TPQ762G
What would happen if humanity came to an end? Who would rise to the top of the food chain, who would dominate Earth?
Follow the STE Space Team as they return to their base in Edinburgh, now abandoned. A hundred years have passed on Earth. It’s not what they remember. Neither is a certain, predatory species whose murderous welcome makes it clear that this Space Team no longer has a home… nor a right to live…
If you thought seagulls were already cruel omens, then get ready to see them at their worst. In this post-apocalyptic Earth, they're mutated. They're deadlier. And human is their favourite dish.
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Dark Magic Papyrus: An Ancient Egypt Thriller
https://www.amazon.com/Dark-Magic-Papyrus-Ancient-Thriller-ebook/dp/B09R6FKJYS
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A Dark Fantasy Thriller set in Ancient Egypt - Middle kingdom (King Mentuhotep's reign political and historical context).
During New Year's Eve, Nomarch Menes's house begins to be the target of tragic and violent events. Neith, A young and intelligent maid witnesses strange and very disturbing facts all over the following days. While crimes continue to terrorise the propriety's unhabitants, Neith and a friend of hers (Ahmes the priest disciple) try hard to figure out all aspects of the tragedy.
A Detective investigation in the middle of an Ancient Egypt full of mysteries and intrigues....
Eternal Youth
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B6GNSSVN
An instruction manual on Eternal Youth. Includes discussion on a method of implementing Eternal Youth and the implications of Eternal Youth.
Free for Kindle until the end of July 2022.
Not to be that guy, but there are a lot of errors, like "theather".
You mention having an editor, I would suggest running the description on the amazon page by them, there are several other errors in there.
"propriety unhabitants," not sure, but I think you might mean "property's inhabitants".
The description is one of the main selling points of the book, so it's important to have it look good.
Also, you can trim the extra stuff off of the url: https://www.amazon.com/Dark-Magic-Papyrus-Ancient-Thriller-ebook/dp/B09R6FKJYS
Goldi-socks and the Three Hairs (Fairytale Hour) Free until Monday, July 25th. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09Q7XZ148/
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"Stop thief!"
But all the yellow-stockinged thief took was a lock of hair, and one that he needed to save the kingdom, or so he hoped. Tom, a young man who can spin hair into metal, has been drafted to help an artificer, Fiona, create the cure to a magical plague sweeping the continent. Fiona, a young red-headed young woman with an equally fiery personality, matches wits with Tom while they work together to find the three particular hair colors needed for an artifact with legendary healing properties. They're on the cusp of a cure when Fiona suddenly disappears. How will Tom use his odd magical abilities to find and rescue the girl he is in love with?
This rollicking mash-up of "Rumpelstiltskin" and "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" is an hour-long clean romance filled with humor and magic that is suitable for all ages.
A satirical collection of short stories about the weird paranormal Cryptid stuff going on in the 1990s, it'll be free between July 13th and July 16th on Amazon Paranormal Jelly Short Story Collection
WHO IS GLENDA MESH?
Read "The Epic of Glenda Mesh" on Kindle for $0.99
A badass chick discovers her power and fights for a better legacy, even if it kills her. Young Adult adventure / romance / modern retelling of an ancient Mesopotamian story.
"Takes your mind to explosive highs but drain your body energy." ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
Whoops! Thanks for letting me know! Edited the post and here is the link again here.
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Blurb:
Even with a victory, defeat can be hidden in the shadows. While you might get to stop a tyrant, you might just lose a friend.
Jordon and his Outcasts succeeded in driving Ral Tor back before he could unleash the power of destruction on Taldora or the multiverse, but in doing so, his son took up his mantle, eager to seize power in the vacuum that had been left.
Mistakes were inevitable, Jordon knew that and losing Padma in the process of stopping the world from collapsing had been the worst part. But as the magic he was beginning to rely on starts to act in mysterious ways, Jordon knew that his job was far, far from over.
This is the second book in my first published series. You can find the both this and the first book [Cascade][https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09J1XYPFY?notRedirectToSDP=1&ref_=dbs_mng_calw_0&storeType=ebooks] on Kindle Unlimited.
I recently had a bit of success with a free deal with my book, so will push my luck, and see if anyone is interested in it at the special price of 99 cents.
Dark Age Demons - A Historical Horror Thriller.
Britain, 540 AD. Britons, Saxons, Jutes and Angles war with each other for land. They have no idea they are all just meat to the monsters that dwell in the abandoned Roman city of Londinium.
The monster's leader, a former Roman soldier turned demon, sends his creatures across the land to forage for food and increase their numbers.
When one of these creatures destroys their village, two brave Saxon sisters and their stubborn but determined brother form an unlikely team-up with a Briton bandit who has knowledge of the islands darkness. Saxon newcomers from the old country and a Briton-born slave, raised and abused by Saxons complete the fearless squad.
Vampires, shapeshifters, and unnatural beasts chase and confront the heroes forcing them to turn their attention to the smoldering ruins of Londinium.
FREE ON AMAZON until the 7th of June
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09ZT6R3FQ
Vampire, vampire, vampire. A beautiful sounding word. Beautiful and deadly.
Did you also think that becoming a vampire requires a bloodsucker to bite you, drink your blood, then you have to die? Yeah, that’s what I thought as well. Then one night, I missed the metro home, and now I know that reality from fairy tales sucks more…
Damn, I had such a nice, average life! Then after a one-night stand, I woke up with a bite mark on my neck. First, obvi, I freaked out, but it turned out, that this wasn't the end of the world, this didn’t mean I’m already a vampire, folklores are just folklores, and one tiny bite has never turned anyone into a vampire. Though, the bad news is, I’m on my way to becoming one of the monsters.
And who would want to be a bloodsucker?
I certainly don’t, so when William, the man I’ve become infatuated with, told me that he’s a vampire and he wants to turn me, I told him to go to hell and decided to join the night hunters of Brightmore to kill him. Or at least try. I just need to be strong enough to resist him and avoid the rest of the bites...
I just can't stop wondering, why did he choose me?
My title is currently free on Kindle unlimited: A field guide for thriving in graduate studies
If you are enrolled in a graduate program, for any advanced degree, then this is the book for you! There are many unwritten rules in academia, with hidden checkpoints and milestones to seek along the way. Navigating this new territory requires a guide; a field guide, if you would.
Inside, you’ll find a roadmap for how to
• go from the start of your degree to finishing without losing your mind, • adopt foundational work habits and techniques that enable success, • manage roadblocks and setbacks along the way without falling behind, • and then get a job offer you want to accept on the other side.
From cover to cover, this book is designed to be your cheat sheet, cheerleader, and go-to resource for thriving in graduate studies.
My debut coming-of-age horror novella, NIGHTMARE FROM THE DEEP, is FREE until the end of the day. Click here to check out the Amazon page: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09KNXSNL6 and read on to find out more about the book.
When a series of grisly murders terrify the residents in the small town of Bethlehem, four teenagers set out on the path to finding the killer. Soon they find themselves uncovering the dark past of the town and the secrets of its inhabitants.
Nightmare from the Deep, the debut novella from Sri Kandula, tells the story of Jacob, Bruce, Allison, and Kevin as they face their fears in a summer to remember.
My novella “I am Leonard” is humorous dystopian science fiction about the last cubicle worker on earth loosely based on the Richard Matheson novella “I am Legend.”
I am Leonard and other stories
If you enjoy that, my novel length dystopian science fiction piece is called “LIFE in the 23rd Century.” My elevator pitch is: “1984 written by Monty Python. Not as absurd as the Fish-Slapping Dance. Not as dark as Brazil.”
Hello! If you want to learn a little about British culture in a fun way. Put the Kettle On: An American’s Guide to British Slang, Telly and Tea, is a not too serious travel guide with a lot of British snark and humor. It includes a word list plus insults and swearwords.
Thanks for considering, I'll be chuffed to bits if you buy it.
While my novel is primarily a Cyberpunk action story, it has been described by everyone who has read it as really funny. I naturally write toward humor, as it's where I'm most comfortable haha.
If you're interested, the book (called "Salt Lake Shitty") can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/SALT-LAKE-5h177y-PunkCyber-Corporation-ebook/dp/B09QH3DKJX <- sorry for the link gore.
That’s a fantastic goal!!
My series is romantic adventure with lots of laughs. This is the first Freedom’s Treasure. I’ve been told people had spit takes in different parts of different books. If you check it out, I hope you enjoy it!
My urban fantasy series might fit your needs. It definitely leans toward the humorous side of things, and readers seem to find it funny.
The first three books are out and on Kindle Unlimited, with the fourth releasing in March: The Many Travails of John Smith
Glazed Neon by Kipax
It's my first self-published book and I think it's super funny. I am re-reading it now and I have to laugh all the time. The book is on kindle/amazon or you can pm me and I will email you the epub or send you a hard copy for free if you want.
This is second in my 'Movies For The Doomsday Bunker'. The first one was 'Scary-Funny Movies For…'
>Female protagonists to the fore. That’s what this book is about. Movies of all kinds — action, adventure, mystery, comedy, horror, fantasy — all genres except sappy romcoms and tearjerkers. No embarrassing woke feminist nonsense either. Movies about everyday women who overcome odds through sheer determination and wits. Entertaining movies from around the world with strong female leads whom even the most chauvinistic of men will like and respect. One movie for each weekend of the year - a 52-week movie challenge. > >Each review contains an introduction to the plot and interesting trivia about the movie and the time when the movie was released. There is a movie log at the end of the book for your notes and ratings. > >The book can be purchased from Amazon from these links >* Ebook - $3 >* Paperback - $12
Also available in audiobook format from Audible.
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https://www.audible.com/pd/October-Tales-Seven-Creepy-Stories-Audiobook/B076QJW27V
Hey now, everybody!
I'm Anna Lynn, the author of the novel "GLAMAZON", released in February 2015, and the founder/ creator of Marlay Arts @ www.marlayarts.com. Blog updates are once a week, as I currently work two jobs. Prior to writing I failed out of several colleges, including a beauty school and an online school, and from 2012 to 2014 I sold about four pounds of marijuana a week. For some of you OGs that might seem small, but for a 98 lb. girl that's a lot.
Currently I work, chill at home, and do my best to avoid the neighbors. If you're curious about my cat or myself, feel free to follow along with my blog at Marlayarts.com or message me. I love curious people. I'm also on tumblr https://www.tumblr.com/blog/marlayarts and Facebook. I'm very easy to find on Facebook bc I'm the only Anna Marlay in the world- how's that for being special?
Glamazon is available in Kindle, other ereader formats, and paperback. Right now Amazon has a ridiculous price set for the paperback ($17.99, which they cut down to $14.99 because they realized that it wasn't worth $18), so I suggest the ebook. Though I don't blame you if you can't- I don't have an ereader either. Seems a bit redundant for an ebook author to not own an ereader, but these are strange times we live in, folks. GLAMAZON is on free promotion every 90 days or so, with the next promotion occurring sometime December 2015.
Peace & Love-
ALM
sorry, I'm having trouble with sharing links on reddit
https://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Child-Poems-about-Motherhood-ebook/dp/B09FFLZWZJ
ASIN : B09FFLZWZJ
Hope it helps, it will be still free tomorrow
it will
Barnes and Noble finally updated and The Futility of Work vol. 1 is available there for free download now too.
Link to book's page:
It's also currently available on Smashwords and on Nook.
Hello there!!! Thank you so much :D, I get the creeps from it too Even more from some of the writing, I had trouble falling asleep after some of those chapter XD. The link was being weird for me as well. You can start reading it here for free:
https://tapas.io/episode/1335812
I do it it for fun and enjoyment and I release regularly. I really hope you find puerstella enjoyable!!!
Also, for anyone interested in the book, it will be available for free download from July 22-26. If you love the book (or even if you don't) please help me by leaving a review on amazon at https://www.amazon.com/review/create-review?ie=UTF8&asin=B00LZD5RAO&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=133140011&ref_=cm_cr_dp_no_rvw_e&store=digital-text Thank You
Hello, Reddit Readers! I am the author of a new novel, "Glamazon", and am offering it for free for a limited time. Starting April 1st through the 5th of 2015, my ebook is available for free download on Amazon. After that it becomes $4.99 again.
Quick author's thoughts on the book: The story is formatted to provide a very ridged and skewed view of the main character's world. The main character is a drug-addled, alcoholic, disturbingly rich fashion model who has fallen victim to every number of human sin. She is lazy, greedy, wrathful, gluttonous, jealous, and vain- she takes the whole cake for herself. Through this narrative I explored my thoughts on an America that increasing feels like it has lost its morality and passion. Our culture is fabricated for TV and trademarked to death- we have lost true craftsmanship and art. People obsess over the next new expensive thing, cars, cell phones, and designer garbage, constantly feeding our greed. We've become detached from reality and opted instead for the false security of social media that encourages the thinking that we are all super stars. The structure of our culture is changing, and not in a productive way.
If you'd like to discuss the book, it's content, or have question for me, I encourage you to contact me on Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/marlayarts or on Facebook (I cannot post link at this time- Facebook is blocked on my work computer). It should be easy to find- there is only one me.
Thanks for reading- peace and love,
AM
Thank you! Please give it a read if you have time and give her some feedback!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09M1R25KX/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_RNGWZEXB56WQ2KMTXY5X
Free download from Kobo.com this weekend (check back if the promo isn't active yet -- it says it may take up to 48 hrs to make the change!)
http://store.kobobooks.com/search?Query=The+barn+By+Richard+Holt
Aether Moon
This is the first in the series called Annals of the Aether.
It is also live here on Barnes & Noble for the Nook and on Kobo. It will be live on iBookstore soon.
This is a cross-post from here.
You can read my book for free on my Wattpad page.
I've had this dark fantasy novel up on Wattpad for two years now. I'm finally seeking publication, but increased reads on my book can only help. I'd love to know what anyone thinks if they feel like checking it out. Here's a little blurb:
When 17-year-old Whik finds a magical relic and uses it to create an alternate reality, a cynical murderer invades his nation to take his powers. Now there's more on the line for Whik than his newfound ability. The enemy has captured his friends, and Whik will risk everything in one world to save them in another.
If I reach 1000 pre-orders I will translate “How to live without money” in English. You can pre-order the eBook here: https://gumroad.com/l/PGKmz ("Pay What You Want" pricing)
My earlier works for free: https://astikainen.wordpress.com/
Love,
Tomi
I'm actually hosting a free webinar about how to deal with criticism (the post that I've recently just released), envy, and haterism. I'd love to meet and talk to all of you in person, and I thank you for reading what I write. It's totally free, and being hosted on Monday, March 11th at 7:00pm London time.
Register here: http://www.anymeeting.com/PIID=EA53DA8685463E
Hope to see you there!
Hi everyone, I'm the author of a new YA sci-fi/fantasy novel with mental health themes. As an author with OCD, this was at times a very difficult book to write. I'm thrilled to have completed it. The novel is currently available on Amazon as an ebook and through Kindle Unlimited (paperback pending and should be available within a couple of days): https://www.amazon.com/Twin-Stars-Coseema-Saga-Book-ebook/dp/B09871ML97
A magical journal. A world savaged by its own suns. An evil prince. A princess in hiding. And a teenage girl who learns to be the hero of her own story.
Sixteen-year-old Olive Joshi has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and can't stop worrying about hurting the people she loves. She finds refuge in writing about Coseema, a magical princess on a distant planet. Coseema is fearless, confident, and perfect -- everything Olive thinks she’ll never be. When she falls through a portal into her own unfinished story, Olive finds herself in a world in peril: double suns scorch the land, the brutal Prince Burnash seeks supreme power, and Coseema is nowhere to be found. Together with her friends - a bold poet, a cursed musician, a renegade soldier, and an adventurous girl from the desert -- Olive will have to face her deepest fears to find the hero in herself.
“The Lucasfilm-esque milieu, blending magic with exobiology, astrophysics, and a painless layering of multiculturalism, is a tantalizing one. Portman adds a layer of emotion via Olive’s struggle with obsessive-compulsive disorder and anxiety… A superhero creator’s angst-y perils make this tale a strong start to a space saga." – Kirkus Reviews
"One of the best parts about this book is the very unique and memorable protagonist, Olive. She suffers from Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder and anxiety (actual OCD, not the Hollywood kind), and it is portrayed extremely well. Perhaps one of the best portrayals of the disorder I've seen." -- Amazon Review
A little about the book:
When Kitt Barlow flips a coin to decide whether or not to quit his job, winding up on the front lines of World War I was the last thing he expected to happen. Now, his only hope of survival depends upon his wits…and the change in his pocket.
Get your copy today: Cents
I wrote this last year and the sequel PAPER COFFINS is being released on July 15th. For fans of spaghetti westerns, horror, and tales of violent revenge. Thanks for looking!
“When Kitt Barlow flips a coin to decide whether or not to quit his job, winding up on the front lines of World War I was the last thing he expected to happen. Now, his only hope of survival depends upon his wits…and the change in his pocket.”
Here is the link to get your copy today: Cents
I would advise against doing that, my literature work is probably a hot piece of garbage, but your welcome to knock yourself out. The link to it is here https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0987Q38G6
Technically the book is a translation of a popular manga/anime. "Diamond is Unbreakable". But I've carefully rewatched the show and tried my best to convey the action and dialogue purely through emojis. Some with which I had to create myself and are therefore not part of the standard emoji unicode.
Here's the first page: https://i.imgur.com/VTQDJXh.png
Here's the book: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B097XHT72Z
This book can be bought from Barnes and Noble (paper back), and from Amazon Books (paper back and ebook). Paper backs are $15.99 and ebook is $9.99. The Amazon paperback link is: https://www.amazon.com/Musings-Mentalities-Complete-Collection-Blended/dp/B09766X4ZW/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=musings+of+mentalities&qid=1624373087&s=books&sr=1-1
Hey Y’all! 😄
Well, after taking 16 years to publish my first book (Fate of the Firelight), I was determined to write my next book much faster. In fact, I challenged myself to write the next one in 16 days. While I didn’t accomplish that goal, I did manage to write the rough draft of The Liar’s Bite in that time.
But now I’ve got two books published!!! I did it!!!
Here is a little bit more about The Liar’s Bite:
“Nine tales that will sink their teeth into you and not let go. Two detectives seek answers at a grisly massacre, a bullied boy struggles with his tragic memories, and a man shipwrecked on a sandbar must cross unspeakable lines to survive. These stories and more—-will haunt you into the night.”
Here is the link: The Liar’s Bite
Genre: Psychological Thriller/Fantasy
Blurb: Waking to a living nightmare, David White finds himself trapped in his own home. Accompanied only by his dog Buddy, they search for a way out before it’s too late. But the key to their escape is trapped within his shattered memory.
This week the kindle version is only $0.99 cents on Amazon.
Link: Fate of the Firelight
Transforming an organization, fixing equipment, or weeding the garden: problem solving is a part of our lives. Beyond their peculiarities, all problems have the same underlying characteristics. Like a master key then, a fundamental method can be used to unlock problems of any type. Using an intuitive question-based style, SMART PROBLEM SOLVING presents this method in a distilled and authentic manner.
Make sure to read and leave an oinking review!!! :)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08VHJRT68
The piglet Betty decides to never celebrate her birthday again. Birthdays are such a hassle. She fights over her new toys with her friends and the birthday cake can be nothing but a disappointment. But when her next birthday arrives and her wish has come true, it is not as fun as she thought.
Dungeon Bunny
By Richard Hansen
This book is about a simple bunny. Not a reincarnated human, not a beast person, not even a were-bunny, just a simple bunny. But she dreams big.
The world is in peril and fate needs a hero to save it. Sometimes all fate gets is a bunny. She is a dungeon creature bound by the rules of the dungeon. Her job is to do bunny things, like eat and hop, and eventually fall prey to larger creatures. A bunny need do nothing more. However, she cannot help herself. Everyday as adventurers pass through the cave that she calls home, she hears them talking. Their words are wonderful, and she learns as many as she can while trying to ignore the epic tragedy of her life. She is just a bunny, and there is no way that a bunny could ever be like an adventurer, no matter how many words she knows.
Get it on amazon. It is also be available through kindle unlimited.
You can also read the first chapter for free on my website.
This is the first novel that I have published, so regardless of how it sells, I am pretty excited!
Genre: Psychological Thriller/Fantasy
Blurb: Waking to a living nightmare, David White finds himself trapped in his own home. Accompanied only by his dog Buddy, they search for a way out before it’s too late. But the key to their escape is trapped within his shattered memory.
Link: Fate of the Firelight
Get RESCUE by Mx. Alex today, free on Kindle Unlimited or $2.99 without KU. Paperback is also available for $9.99.
**This book contains sexually explicit scenes and adult content that may be considered offensive or disturbing to some readers including scenes of abuse and self-harm. Reader discretion is advised**
Kipexo is a battle-wounded commander just trying to return to active duty. To get him back to the front lines faster, his friends suggest he adopt an Earthling, a rescued human from the dying planet Earth. He thought he’d be getting a simple servant ready and willing to lend a helping hand, but from the day Ethan arrives, it becomes clear Kipexo got a whole lot more than he bargained for.
Ethan doesn’t know a word of Kipexo’s language, can’t follow even simple instructions, and seems bent on disobeying his new master at every turn. As Kipexo struggles to tame his new Earthling, he’s torn between the urge to punish Ethan and the desire to hold him close. When he learns Ethan has some scars of his own, Kipexo wonders if he should find the human a more suitable master or simply give in to temptation and take Ethan to bed.
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4.7/5 stars on Amazon!
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Link: Rescue on Amazon
Rise of the Shadows: A Post-Apocalyptic Survival Thriller
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(Book 2 of the series.)
"The virus devastated the planet, mutating animals and turning them into monsters.
But now, the mutants are changing.
Luke and everyone else living in the factory thought they were safe. They thought they defeated their biggest threat. They thought they finally got to a position where they could rebuild their lives in safety.
They were wrong.
Mutants begin to do things they shouldn’t be able to do, but an even bigger danger looms on the horizon, and Luke is forced to make impossible choices while the world falls to pieces around him. He can no longer trust his closest ally, and he starts to doubt his friends when dark secrets come to light.
With new allies and old enemies resurfacing, it will take everything Luke has to protect the people he cares about, and even then, it might not be enough.
The monsters aren’t staying in the shadows anymore."
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Link:
https://www.amazon.com/Rise-Shadows-Post-Apocalyptic-Survival-Thriller-ebook/dp/B091MGG5CP/
A father and his daughter are out camping one night, when they find a door suspended in the sky, capturing their attention and their curiosity. Something strange has come to visit, and no one's going to sleep until they find out who, or what, it is!
"The Door Up There" is available right here.
Good evening, everyone! This is Sin Eater, my first ever published novel with Dreaming Big Publications. The cover is also my artwork. Here’s that synopsis:
“Two years ago, Jayde Holloway discovered that she had the power to erase memories in the worst way possible: by accidentally wiping her best friend Jenny’s at the end of their senior year. Now, shut off from the world, Jayde exists solely for her role as the Sin Eater, an entity who can take away a person’s every bad memory if they so wish… for a price. Jayde hates the lonely life that she’s dealt, especially under her strict boss Jak, who consistently keeps her under his watchful eye through blackmail: a constant reminder of all of her mistakes. When she must travel back to her hometown, Jayde secretly befriends two siblings with a haunted past of their own. As her own painful memories begin to overwhelm, Jayde must make a choice: remain chained to a familiar but hurtful past, or reveal all of her darkest secrets for what could be a better future.”
Here’s the Amazon link if you’re interested. Thank you for reading. ☺️
Available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Kobo.
Donald Trump’s depraved, unquenchable thirst for gauche iconification made him a demagogic savior for an electorally declining conservative movement absorbed in an insular, persecution-complexed zeitgeist of xenophobia and ends-justify-the-means political villainy.
This book mocks all of that with savage humor, and Dash MacIntyre's collection of satire and parody caricatures the Trump family and administration, Trump's Congressional sycophants and enablers, MAGA racists, right-wing media, the Religious Right, gun nuts, police brutality, and many more deserving subjects.
Follow The Halfway Post on a hilarious stroll through the infamous absurdities of the Trump years, and enjoy a liberal supply of comedy because Trumpian fascism is a big, fat, stupid joke that should be laughed at forever.
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Check the "Look Inside" on Amazon to see its sense of humor:
Lorelei Fischer desperately needed somewhere to spend the night, and, as if by magic, Moonlit Shores Manor appeared.
But there’s a cost for everything, magic included.
More than willing to escape her old life and fill the open position at the bizarre bed and breakfast, Lorelei quickly learns of the dangers waiting for her. She’s only human, after all, and casting spells, shifting into wild animals, and caring for mythical creatures aren’t exactly in the wheelhouse of a former barista and art school failure. At the manor, faeries might pull tricks on you while washing linens, werewolves might try to rough up your bellboy, and a shadowy presence in the woods might be your undoing if you ask too many questions.
With the help of her supernatural, live-in coworkers, Moonlit Shores Manor could be Lorelei’s sanctuary from her past mistakes. Though as the truth of the manor’s history unravels, it could just as likely become another place Lorelei must flee to save not just her reputation but her life.
If you are looking for epic space battles, if you are looking for generals winning victory through genius tactics, if you are looking for berserker warriors carrying empires aloft on their swords, look elsewhere my friends. Here you will find laughter.Here a quartermaster must discover why the humans insists that the mass produced broom, identical down to the molecule to every other broom on the base, is the "wrong" broom, and why and how they expect him to fix it. Here aliens learn the meaning of "enough C4"Here a medic meets the challenge of understanding why a human thinks it can survive on chocolate cake. Here Monty Python meets Star Trek.
Here's the link, https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08V1PBCM3
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And the Blurb on the back cover
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Let me take away the things you like.
The comforts that you find and the joys you keep safe. They fit nicely in boxes, in trucks, and in rooms. Ones that aren't quite you but entirely yours.
Take you far into the country where the bus is always on time but never connects with the trains you're used to. Where the neighbourhood is filled with guns but no crime. Where the only murders you hear of are feathered, and the only thing that's stolen is hearts, or the occasional goat.
A place where you can't skateboard to save your life, and a place where the snow is most definitely trying to kill you. Along with the bullies at your new high school, your only high school, the only high school. you'll love it, or else.
Let me show you family like it's supposed to be, and friends like they're not. Let me show you the tenderness of a twelve-gauge shotgun, and the violence of a kiss.
Let me take you from the city you know and put you into the country that will come to know you.
That you may find what Rural life is all about.
My name is Chris Weeks, And these are the Moving Lives.
Title: Fate of the Firelight
Genre: Psychological Thriller/Fantasy
Blurb: “Waking to a living nightmare, David White finds himself trapped in his own home. Accompanied only by his dog Buddy, they search for a way out before it’s too late. But the key to their escape is trapped within his shattered memory.”
Free Kindle version 2/8/21-2/12/21
Available now on amazon!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08W4QBPMS
Horse-throwing dwarfs, a depressed genie, and an axe with a peculiar curse on it. Nehr Dewel is an utterly unremarkable demon stranded in a crazy world of sword and sorcery. And he's not the only one.
Will Nehr Dewel ever get home? Who are the Heroes of Harewood? And what was that about Pirates and a Necromancer?
The second book in the series is here. We think you'll love it. If you missed book 1 you can find it here https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08CJTQ8ZZ?ref_=dbs_m_mng_rwt_calw_tpbk_0&storeType=ebooks.
If you are looking for epic space battles, if you are looking for generals winning victory through genius tactics, if you are looking for berserker warriors carrying empires aloft on their swords, look elsewhere my friends. Here you will find laughter.Here a quartermaster must discover why the humans insists that the mass produced broom, identical down to the molecule to every other broom on the base, is the "wrong" broom, and why and how they expect him to fix it. Here aliens learn the meaning of "enough C4"Here a medic meets the challenge of understanding why a human thinks it can survive on chocolate cake. Here Monty Python meets Star Trek.
Amazon.ca link
After a traumatic betrayal, two lifelong friends are torn apart.
Drew and Calvin grew up together in the Futuristic city of Chreos. A debt-fueled dystopia where the rich own the poor. As orphans they relied on each other to survive, but as Drew falls deeper into drug addiction things change between them.
When Drew's shady corporate employer asks him to blow up the factory that Calvin works in, he has no choice but to go through with it. Unknowingly setting off a chain of events that will force Calvin and him to work together to change the lives of every citizen in Chreos.
Available here via Amazon. This is also the sequel to my second book, Hack: The Inhumane which up until now was my favorite work! Feeling very proud of myself for having come this far!!
Synopsis: Adults Only - William has a problem. His wife had an affair and filed for divorce, catching him off-guard and uncertain how to get back in the relationship game. His lawyer offers him a unique solution: a week at a tropical island paradise designed exclusively to help those in the same situation. He discovers the exotic surroundings are a perfect backdrop to rediscovering himself through the new and erotic relationships he finds there. Adults Only!
Synopsis: The deaths of two high-ranking government officials in Washington DC less than a day apart raise no suspicions at first, but a closer look at the evidence shows an unlikely link between them and ignites a fear of something far worse. To prevent a worldwide pandemic triggered by everyday technology, a trio from the FDA, FBI, and mega-tech company Eden race to stop the coming apocalypse. As the three get closer to uncovering the truth and tracking down those responsible, they begin to understand that even if they succeed, the world will never again be the same.
Link, since I can't add it above apparently:
Book 1 https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08FD6TVLJ ($0.99 Kindle, $19.99 paperback)
Book 2 has major spoilers so I recommend not looking at the product page, but you can find it by clicking on Book 1 above!
Synopsis:
An underground city, built centuries ago to ride out the devastating heat. A society under attack. And a young solar engineer whose skills may be the key to saving her city…if she doesn’t get herself killed first.
When Jossey was ten, the creatures of the aboveground took her brother and left her for dead, with horrible scars. Now, years later, she’s a successful solar engineer, working to keep her underground city’s power running, but she’s never really recovered. After she saves dozens of people during a second attack, she is offered a top-secret assignment as a field Engineer with Patrol, but fear prevents her from taking it…until Patrol finds bones near where her brother disappeared.
She signs on and finds herself catapulted into a world that is far more dangerous, and requires far more of her, than she ever imagined. The creatures and the burning heat aboveground are not the only threats facing the City, and what she learns during her assignment could cost her her life: one of the greatest threats to the City may in fact lie within. With thousands of lives at stake, can she act in time?
Aestus is an adult dystopian science-fiction series set centuries after climate change has ravaged much of Earth. An epic story of vengeance, power, shifting loyalties, and survival that looks at just how far people will go to protect what they love, brought to you by science writer S.Z. Attwell, Aestus paints a picture of a world in which far too little has changed.
This book has been 6 years in the making. I'm not saying it was worth it, but I'm absolutely happy to have finished it. And I'm also proud of how it came out.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1736098004?ref_=pe_3052080_397514860
My partner just had her book published and I am the proudest little piece of cheese in the world. Please everyone support or at least check out the free samples available online :) thank you so much.