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I enjoyed the book, but at 15.99 for only 439 sheets the pricetag is a little steep. I recommend this product, not only do you get more sheets, it's a fraction of the price with the same 3 star rating.

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Bro, she said roast me not burn her whole damn village down. And that’s not hair, she obviously just misplaced her handle.

I’ll go half on a new one for ya, boo.

You should order 2.

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This should help

So when you transitioned to female(?), why did you look at the woman from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark as your inspiration?

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Fuck that, I had it all: Good health, hot girlfriend, lots of party and drugs, nice job with diplomatic passport & lots of money - lost it all within 2 years as my health went to shit.

Nothin will ever last. So better be prepared to die. The best way to do so is on a cushion while meditating, you literally deconstruct yourself. You find out that deing isnt all that bad: that on the other hand makes living much more pleasent.

Now im getting fucking high just by breathing if i wish to - I basically don't need any more drugs because i get them for free, and its nothing weak, i can get myself spaced out any time at any place.

Now you suck so much that you even get unwanted advice from the internet - but deep down you knew this would be coming.

have a look at "the mind illuminated"

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Guess I should have checked allmusic.com

http://www.allmusic.com/artist/sex-offenders-mn0000015942/discography

There is also the band "Habitual Sex Offenders", which would fit even better.

http://www.allmusic.com/artist/habitual-sex-offenders-mn0001325320

It seems appropriate that they have released more albums than the regular Sex Offenders.

Matt Frewer is that you?!

How's the froot loops game treating you?

http://www.bulksupplements.com That company, but I generally just buy through their Amazon page as I have prime and get free shipping. 19$ for a kilo of creatine (on their Amazon page: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00E9M4XEE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_NM57ybC3W811G ) is hard to beat, and it's ultra fine, I barely even notice it mixed with water. Of the multiple brands of creatine I have tried, this is my favorite (and cheapest). As well, they will give you few samples for repeat purchases, I got 20 servings of 2:1 BCAAs (but you can choose from all like 200 of their items) for free after purchasing 3 kilos of creatine.

Does being 6'6" give you a different perspective on the friend zone?

Either way, you guys make a cute couple for when the girl, who your both pining over, inevitably breaks your heterosexual veneers.

Edit: You'll probably need this soon.

If anyone wants to have that cum-stained look like I have on my ceiling, purchase this.

His girlfriend made him get that ridiculous haircut.

Here ya go.

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Dude stop using Rocket Pops as a dildo.

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Found it!

this is a hair comb, and i encourage You to Buy it and use it, since it seems You've never Heard of em in your life

I disagree. Hell, you can be ground into a fine powder too!

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Hey I remember you from 1st Grade!! Flat Stanley!!I drew you exactly like that and my uncle took you all over the world on his travels!!

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For the teeth, try Invisalign or Smile Direct.

For the hair, go to a salon, not Supercuts.

For the clothes, you can actually hire a wardrobe consultant for $60-$80.

All together and you'll no longer look like you troll bars at last call.

You are the real life Warcraft gamer in the Southpark episode. https://thenextweb.com/gaming/2017/06/13/study-finds-gamers-have-lower-sex-drive-but-last-longer-in-bed/%7B%7B%20linkUrl%20%7D%7D/?jwsource=cl

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I’d check that one

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You look like a mix between Seth Rogan, Marty Feldman, and Brian Peppers

Here's your solution

you

Sounds more like your understanding of technology is obsolete. My base command keeps telling me how unsecured communications like civilian phones could be tapped to retrieve or view information without the user's knowledge, especially by accessing the camera. Not to mention our data is unsecured as companies sell our data all the time. I'm from Singapore, so maybe my army experience is different from yours, but I can show you examples of what I mean;

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OP's Bio:

>I am the BBC AUTHOR OF https://www.amazon.com/No-Limits-Viewers-Discretion-Advised/dp/1497498104/ > >I also wrote this book about inner city crime and racism.. https://www.amazon.com/Black-Lives-Dont-Matter-America/dp/172789913X/ > >I run a youtube channel on sports, politics, and racism called Tom Ross TV. But the lowlife shot done hear won't be tolerated there.. > >Happy roasting

If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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Did you use a Spirograph to write that?

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Read this, OP

On behalf of all the miserable and drunk driving Michiganders; despite our state’s only unique attribute being as to how we are shaped like a mitten, we pride that highly. However, it’s clear that OP wears his mittens for other purposes....., we’ll kindly lend him to either Ohio or Indiana and rid ourselves of this knockoff Sheamus.

You look like a 14 year old wearing one of those lion manes for dogs.

You should try Stronglifts 5x5

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.stronglifts.app

You're not that fat and if you start lifting you'll lose the fat quick and feel better about yourself.

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Goop Hand Cleaner. You're welcome.

Is that her complexion or is it makeup?

Put another way: Does she naturally look like WWF's The Ultimate Warrior, or is it a deliberate effort?

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I would spend my time roasting this guy but there a book that does it for me

It's Amazon so he'll have to get a millennial to figure out that darn computer machine for him to read it though. https://www.amazon.com/dp/0316395781/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_IrLPCbHCV00PJ

And for $40 you can also be a runner-up as well.

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That forehead scab is probably from when you lost a fight with one of these.

Found his watch. Man in his 30s wears a 15$ watch for edgy teens and claims he's invincible.

> I'm feeling too good about myself

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This should fix that

Hard Rhino is pretty great and what I use. It's a powder so it dissolves a lot better than the crystallized salt-like versions out there. Plus, it's cheap, good quality and you'll have enough for eternity.

Yeah, when I was 23, I started feeling insecure and started compulsively telling people my age.

You really should've fixed your eyebrows before this photo. They're sliding down your nose. Get better glue next time. https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Spirit-Gum-Remover/dp/B00KZLE30W It's not the best, but at least it's cheap. Your Target shirt makes me feel like you crave a bargain, as does the fact that you wrote roast me on the back of a used piece of paper.

You seem familiar... I think I saw your biography in a book store once.

Op's Biography

Nice pipe that you bought for five dollars on amazon

> http://www.amazon.com/Amazon-SK705DI-Echo/dp/B00X4WHP5E

Yah, I know, I started Echo before Amazon released that. It is only a project name, I plan to change it ASAP but I can't find any good names.

> black & decker toaster oven

Toaster? What is this, 1970? Welcome to the '80s. Get yourself a <em>genuine</em> Samsung microwave.

It's got defrost and reheat settings, mothafucka.

God must have been browsing this amazon page when he made your nose.

I got you a birthday present

You look like you need it

Here you go Milton