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All bakchods should read 'Emergency' by Coomi Kapoor.

amazon.in/Emergency-Personal-History-Coomi-Kapoor/dp/0670087580

There is an entire chapter on George kaka. During the Emergency, his family and friends are tortured. When he is finally arrested, he goes to court and tells to the judge,

"I am proud to state that when Mrs. Gandhi imposed the Emergency, I and my comrades rose to the occasion and acted like MEN"

It is also a good reminder of what congis are capable of if they come to power in the future.

https://www.amazon.in/Bhagavad-Gita-Bhaktivendanta-Swami-Prabhupada/dp/938598618X

Read this book 3-5 times. It is in shuddh Hindi. It has rich vocabulary and proper grammar.

Then watch the Bollywood films from 70s to 80s.

It's from a book that I have. I don't have it on the internet. The book is called Jest In Time. It's a book from Times of India. Being from TOI, I wasn't sure about Laxman. But the contents are amazing.

Amazon link: https://www.amazon.in/Jest-Time-Years-Ajit-Ninan/dp/9382299548

Today happened to me for trolling no one

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All my 4-5 randian comments were deleted

this one in particular quite upsetting actually

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Chitiya log hai, or khaskar ye poster sabse bada chutiya hai. Bas ise moka chahiye india or hindus pe tatti karne ka. Ye hai wind direction is time. Balki waha se gandi hawa aa rhi hai dherre dheere.

Windy.com ya earth.nullschool.net se koi bhi check kar sakta hai, but pakistani to hai hi gandu. Koi NASA ki pic gaye jaa rhe hai

Read this article , these degenerates think cuckolding is positive for couples

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Some days ago they had a post with a dark women before and after makeup with title that islam makes you fair and lovely. They portrayed that women as indian now they removed it cuz lol

1. First lubricate the opening with water based gel.

2. Insert dildo gently. If using for first time, try a numbing agent.

3. Order zayekaydaar pulao from wah-ji-wah shop.

4. I forgot the next step.

>I'm upper caste + mixed race, hardly to be associated with you shitskins.

Hahahaha upper caste hahaha everyone knows low class shudras were transported. You might be a mixed breed though, but thank the maasta of the plantation to be in kinky shit for that, lol

>STOP COMING HERE.

>Fix your shithole, no one wants you here.

These're your ilk peroo. They go in your fashion, they go out for the same reason you did... to earn 10rs. They're you and your community whether you like it or not. They are not indian they're NRI and PIO, learn the difference. You can't take away the right of these niggers after you yourself have enjoyed it.

>You smell, are ugly, are embarrassing and cringe, have no sense of fashion, shitty haircuts, lame accents etc.

Typical bihari tbh, you might as well as be describing yourself here.

>Literally something no one needs to be told LOL.

Thank god! I thought after your contract expired you would attempt that. Make sure authorities don't catch you and deport you back here.

> imgur wale paisa maangte hain...ye free me karne deta upload..

Kek .

>Cursor

wierd cursor it happens when you suddenly touch some other line when you want to edit.

https://www.privacytools.io/

This website/webpage has most of the information you need to protect yourself. Seriously, every intelligent bakchod should read through this and implement at least some of the ideas on there for internet privacy and protection. Implementing all of it is hard, but worthwhile. I have become fairly obsessed about internet privacy and even I have much work to do in this regard.

Finally, yes, this is exactly why Bharat and Bharatiyas need to be developing their own social media websites. If we don't, then expect to be screwed by these mlecchas during a time of crisis.

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This is legit. Its actually a 2(in)ch induction flying dick aka helicopter dick.

Not to be confused with helicopter dick. NSFW

If only we could buy it on amazon. Be sure to check Q&A.

Or buy a GM counter and go hiking in central Andhra or other uranium rich regions.

Ek chutiya ne kaha ki usko "ipzah" Motorcycle kahreedna hai.

Maine bola WTF is "ipzah", koi nai company ha kya

Baad meh pata chala logo ulta kiya tha

Is this what you're talking about? Looks like a bunch of watchman got hands on modern weapons.

No offense but how can we ever compare that with this

I didn't say anything about about source of delhi pollution not being stubbel burning. I'm saying for pakistan. Punjab and haryana can't speard the smog in two directions at the same time

Things work differently for you then, I'm seeing almost the same pattern same pattern since yesterday

sale gabbar tu samlaingik hai aur rehega ..jaisa ki main pehle bola tha ..us din jab hathiyaar kharredne jab tu banjaro ki toli me gaya tha to tu helen ko bajane ki bajaye nacha reha tha ..mehbooba mehbooba..my foot aur jalal aaga ko hasrat bhari nigaahon se taap reha tha..fir basanti ko bhi nacha diya aur veeru ke maar maar ke sadistic maje le reha tha.. jab dekho tab yehi puuchhega ki - kitne aadmi the, kitne aadmi the..ek baar bhi puchha kaliya se ki kitni aurat thi..khud to tu homo hai hi dusro ko bhi banata rehta hai..saboot

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> Streetshitting

Kek, tamil Niggeru street shitting is higher than national average.

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_states_and_union_territories_ranked_by_prevalence_of_open_defecation

https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2014/sep/22/alcohol-date-rape-drug-facilitated-sexual-assault-dfsa

Also, she was a 14 year old. Even if a 14 year old throws herself at an adult, the adult is expected to decline. It was statutory rape even if it was consensual.

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Chutiya gandu, have you even visited a RSS shakha? They help the poor,donate money during floods even during kashmir flood they donated to the muslims.They help domestic violence survivors,tribals.Remember our freedom fighters, sing patriotic songs.In 1971 war,they personally saved the lives of indian army.But choots like you are too brainwashed and gulliable by the leftist mainstream media.

Keep supporting the communists while the RSS workers and hindus are slaughtered in kerala by the communists every month.Christian professer are choped for even mentioning "mohammed",no outrage from the govt.Hindus have no rights in kerala.Islamisation has started because of muslim expat money.

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_on_T._J._Joseph

You fucking twat, the british did NOT liberate us.Have even heard of the Maratha empire? Maratha empire in the later part went till afghanistan.It was Shivaji Maharaj and Bajirao who defeated the mughul empire.When the british army was formed in India, the mughuls were namesake and did not have any power left. You are the by product of today's marxist education system.

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Most importantly, stay hydrated :)

Have to finish my current book first.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=in.revealinghour.upanishad

This is a great app for upanishad on playstore if you want to go through this idea.

Awesome Game

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True, As development is an double edge sword, many gains good lifestyles and betterment, but the price is paid by and nature and its worshipers, but it is still needed for collective Betternet for the society, the only thing the government also should do, to adopt Switzerland way of development which involves minimise the distraction and co-existence with nature and surroundings, and try to convey with proper knowledge and support the govt objectives behind there steps and took care of the local issues with proper response.

Valmiki's Ramayana ends at coronation of Rama, Yuddha Kanda. Uttarakanda and banishment of Sita arc was not composed by him.

There is no issue over critiquing the text but atleast read it first.I presume atheist believe that they have a higher discerning ability as compared to thiest. Atleast use it.

https://www.amazon.in/Valmiki-Ramayana-Vol-1/dp/0143428047/ref=sr\_1\_9?qid=1650051826&refinements=p\_27%3ADebroy+Bibek&s=books&sr=1-9

This is from a book called Anti-Christ. And it is a commentary of how nations evolve their idea of God depending on their fortunes and aspirations. People refers to a nation.

And in any case, people does not refer to a single person ever.

Nietzsche is hard enough to understand as it is in English translation and you are misunderstanding even the trivial parts of the passage.

Section 16 here : https://www.gutenberg.org/files/19322/19322-h/19322-h.htm

This is an easier translation for you.

Indian secularism that openly discriminates and suppresses the free practice of Hinduism in favour of outsider abrahamic cults

https://www.slideshare.net/mobile/sandeepIF/muslims-and-xian-govt-schemes

Actions taken by “Hindutva party” BJP for these discriminatory laws: 0

Actions taken by BJP to reform civil services that is copied from british sepoy system and whose education/exam curriculum is written by communists and Christian missionaries: 0

Actions taken by bjp to bring Reforms in education system and removal of communist propaganda from history books: 0

Actions taken by BJP to stop wastage of Thousands of crores to muslims who don’t contribute anything to society :0

Actions taken by BJP to dismantle the lutyens cabal : 0

BJP is making Hindus chutiya.. they are not against the system created by congress and communists, they fully support it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BJP4India/status/1209071079408328707

We need a true Hindu party, not these confused cucks of BJP.. been in power since 2014 and yet no action taken against the anti Hindu system created by congress , islamists and communists.

By the way, BJP will lose Delhi too thanks to the incompetent rin kiya ke papa Manoj Tiwari running the Delhi division of bjp.

shit. It's true. There are no other choices. :(

Points well put!

The last one - yes we have the right to not eat them. Arey bhai -that is the whole point of the food industry. if you eat once you will get hooked and want to eat more. Here is the science behind it:

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2013/02/26/172969363/how-the-food-industry-manipulates-taste-buds-with-salt-sugar-fat

And no, I'm not an overweight person who keeps eating. But I do get the cravings for eating the tasty stuff that they've made. Check out the science behind how they make the food. You'll be amazed at how they create it.

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I created the room - it needs a bit of substance, but I figured we could just all hang out and chat there first to plan out what kind of content/videos we'd like posted in there. https://cytu.be/r/aryavarta

Thanks man. Created the room, it needs substance but I figured we could just all hang out and chat there first to plan out what kind of content/videos we'd like posted in there. https://cytu.be/r/aryavarta

Before you proceed, watch the below movie and understand what Section 375 is all about

Section 375 Movie

Once you have understood the risks and the law, go fuck her brains out

Many. But hardly two or three are active. We do not want to impress anyone or please anyone. You are not happy, fine, ok. We just want to translate interface in Hindi. As accurate as possible.

Indus valley civilisation also had a portion in India and even Afghanistan. Few Indus Valley civilisation seals displayed swastika symbols which is an important symbol in Dharmic religions (Hinduism, Jainism and Buddhism) and worshipped shiva which shows they followed a form of Vedic religion. (Source: http://www.ancient.eu/article/230/). Pakistan is an Islamic country today, which has no connection to the people back then other than maybe ancestry. Hinduism has many influences and Hinduism followed today is not just of Gangetic influence but also of Indic influences. My point still stands that Muslims didn't give anything you mentioned to Indians, by the time Emperor Ashoka of Mauryan empire (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurya_Empire, it covered parts of India, Pakistan and Afghanistan) was spreading Buddhism India was already prosperous which was way before Muslims came to India.

I hope he understands something called the "price of fame" .. http://genius.com/Cypress-hill-rock-superstar-lyrics/ .. i got it from "genius" so it must be true. I am getting a little too preechy .. bai and thx for "opening up to the internet" OP.

Intermarriage between chinkies can result in fair skin.They are called as "chindians".

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chindian

Jump to "Notable people" section and see majority of them have white skin.Eg: Jwala gutka.

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Sanskrit Swyam Shikshak is an excellent book; try it.

Everyone will recommend Rajagopalchari coz they don't know any better. His version sounds pretty stilted and old fashioned.

The best abridged version I've read is The Great Golden Sacrifice of the Mahabharata by Maggi Lidchi Grassi

I've also heard good things about the new Bibek Debroy translation but haven't read it myself.

If you want a complete unabridged translation then read the Kisari Mohan Ganguli one, which is in the public domain

If you want an academic translation, the van Buitinen version is good but he died before he could complete it.

50 years of reporting in south asia .

Its a book that compiles the articles of that time from souces like new york times etc...

Read it

Provide a good judgement of nehru ,his daughter as well. Authors rips apart indian media 's silence during emergency and how nehru was scared from Taking decision. In the book they don't go against nehru or anyone they just judge them from neutral prepective. I can give you a tldr if you like

https://www.amazon.in/Foreign-Correspondent-Fifty-Years-Reporting/dp/0143067559

Topics covered : nehru- hindi language issue

Nehru - how it took them 1 month to realise chinese are in territory

Nehru - how he was so scared from being a dictator that ended up he being in decisiveness

Nehru - Taking on goa ,

Nehru's socialistic 5 year plan which worked wonderful for first two terms and later sucked and couldn't get back

How easily china distroyed nehru carisma internationally due to war, which nehru was opposed of and how this led to china's rise and our security failure

How similar modi and nehru are...both like fame and want every decision to go through them like

Why nehru had to blackmail congress party 3 times by proposing resignation which means his ego was bigger than country

Nehru - anti hindu by definition

Authors try to balance the topics they don't go anti nor pro ( litlle pro due to liberalism)

How nehru 's populism was distroyed by china which led to his decline.

I can go on from 1950-1990

How congress by definition is anti nehru

How half of congress was pro hindu half was anti

Why nehru wasn't a visionary

Nehru sure was a good person but not a leader.

Then reading about indira and sajay and mrs gandhi and rahul gandhi and how indira knew his father's weakness .

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>More than 80% of men held were from the city. The analysis shows most rapists are school dropouts or illiterate.

You proved nothing but me right. Now don't go into your but they're delhities, they're not. Most of these school dropouts and illitrates are slum dwellers. Do you know where these slum dwellers come from? Hint: you won't find them in delhi natives.

Now before you go how people were actually from delhi. It's not hard to get a delhi voter card. You just need to live here for 3 fucking years and legally you are now """""delhi wala""""

https://www.amazon.in/invasion-Delhi-Sanjay-Yadav/dp/8188054003

Delhi natives barely made 35% of the population in 2007. It would have gone down even further by now. Quit your bullshit.

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Lol, fuck that. Unabridged costs in excess of £200.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mahabharata-Penguin-Classics-J-Smith/dp/0140446818/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1472531350&sr=1-1&keywords=mahabharata - This any good?

Will ask /r/hinduism too.

>Why would they? Religion? Most alliances are usually sealed with marriage in royal affairs. As weird as it sounds for Rajputs, they probably weren't raring to marry off their daughters/sons to people who speak a different language, eat different food and wear different clothes. Inter religion marriage is still present. Inter regional marriages though, very rare in India.

You couldn't be more wrong! There are many many instances of Indian empires (cutting across regions and languages) forming alliances.

You have had the Chalukya (South Indian, Kannadiga) empire ally itself with the Gurjara Pratiharas (North Indians) and the Palas (Buddhist Bengalis) and fight off the Arab invaders for close to 50 years. This was after the Chalukyas, Pratiharas and Palas had been fighting each other for half a century. They basically stopped fighting each other and allied against a common enemy.

You have the Kalachuri dynasty (North India) getting into alliances (strengthened by Matrimonial ties) with the Rashtrakutas and Chandellas.

I won't write a list of 20 such alliances I can think off, you can simply buy this book that goes into this at great length. It is titled.... Matrimonial Alliances and Ancient India Polity (Reconstructing Indian History and Culture).

I know this bakchodi, but the amount of shitty Indian history is just off the fucking charts.

I am tired, and hence won't go into how wrong your post on 1857 is. You literally sound like you picked up some English propaganda letter from 1858 and are basing your comments on this.