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You can get a year's subscription from Groupon for $69 and if you're a new customer you get another 25% off making it $51.75. If you already have an account just create another. I did this all last night and watched the match today without any problems.

It doesn't say how much longer the deal lasts so might wanna hurry.

/u/Azzamate is a streamer that has confirmed that he will be 'showing' the game. It will be posted to /r/soccerstreams, I will post it here when it is up.

HD English, 3500kb/s 60fps. (Apparently geo-blocked in Deutschland, you probably have to use a VPN like Zenmate.)

Up again

"The early elimination of the German national team at the 2018 World Cup brings with it all kinds of unexpected effects - also for Borussia Dortmund: The fourth-placed team in the Bundesliga will once again collect money for Mats Hummels: around 600 euros. The reason for this are the rules according to which the FIFA World Football Association distributes the money to the clubs of the players participating in the World Cup in order to "share in the economic success of the World Cup".

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For the BVB this means: Since Hummels was under contract in Dortmund until July 3, 2016, but the German national team was eliminated on June 27, there is an additional 600 euros for the central defender."

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Ruhr Nachrichten has a full transcript in German. You can translate it with deepL which is usually pretty good for german <-> english translations. If you have problems with a quote (occasionally the programm doesn't get it quite right) feel free to ask me.

Is the audio quality also ear-molesting anyone else and not just me?

Other than that, great clip! Can't wait to see MORE of MOR...

I'll show myself out.

Had a quick look on the official online shop but didn't find it there.

But I found this on Amazon Germany. I think this might be it.

You mean this one? At least there are some levelheaded people in the conversation too.

And then this kind of hilarious stuff:

> The person that built Dortmund is gone, and just did them in the Europa League knockout round. Dumb dumb dumb.

Besides reddit, I have been using the Onefootball app and setting BvB as my favorite club team. It provides schedules, live game stats, transfer alerts, analysis and breaking news stories from various sources (including press releases directly from BvB). There is also a website, but I find myself using the app far more than the website.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=de.motain.iliga

• Don't be thrown by the "world cup news" part of the current title - it is usually just plain old "onefootball".

If you really want to learn a language you have to pay; either to live in the target country or to take proper courses in it.

In terms of free language learning though you might find Duolingo's German course useful.

Because thanks to our glorious GEMA. They probably are Schalke fans

Here is a clip from Aubameyang's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/BDbiORBs2Ot/

edit; and there is a mirror of the whole thing on vk.com https://vk.com/video-26544717_456239322?list=75bdec282f9ba9bc51

I wonder how many Germans are there in this sub actually.

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if you have android mobdro is your best option.

just check from here what channels will be showing the game and stream that channel using mobdro.

Just poking around and posted randomly on /r/coins - It was then that I saw the little cake thing next to my name. I think that's my second year.

Anyway - just applied for a job in Berlin. I doubt anything will come of it, but one has to start somewhere. My wife would like to be there within five years :) This job listing is a perfect description in German of everything I do. The company is here: http://www.eyzmedia.de/

Here in the States I'm talking to MLB (Major League Baseball) tomorrow. They have a job opening in San Francisco.

Exetra exchange in Germany as BVB:DE. London Stock Exchange too, it looks like. I've checked my broker here in the US: there it is! BORUF

Do you use Chrome? Yes? Good. You can download an App called Zenmate which can change your visible location. It's convenient and quick. The Bundesliga Channel is available in almost every non-german-speaking country.

It got much better today. Color of our revolution is white!

Yaoi?

But really, I'm not a huge fan of anime, but this is real good. All the players are easily identified. But still a little too yaoi-y.

It comes from the english Wikepedia page

But you are right, ɐ̯ definitely sounds better. ʁ is maybe used in some rhenish dialects, though that's a guess. Though I think the Wiktionary sound file is pronouncing it right.

As for the -ia at the end of Borussia: The guy in the sound file mashes them together a bit too much and doesn't stress the i enough. But the IPA (i̯a) in this case is spot on if you ask me, as I always say it as pretty much "iya". The German sound on dict.cc is definitely closer than the one on wiktionary.

Have you tried Hades' Star? It's a space building / research / combat game that I've found somewhat addictive.

Played it really casually myself, we have our own corporation which does White Star missions (they're multiday corporation vs. corporation events) whenever we have enough members online.

I don't know what kind of a game you're after, but if a long and slow game which is playable without insane dedication is your thing, give it a try. There's also a subreddit at /r/HadesStar which has a nice wiki outlining what to expect from the game.

For anyone wanting to print it themselves, here's the Tinkercad:

https://www.tinkercad.com/things/3chcC0m7PVP

This was my first two-color print actually, been wanting to try that for a while.

(don't PM me with printing requests please, thx)

Hey, you might want to get rid of hola. There was some fuzz about Hola.

http://www.ghacks.net/2015/05/28/beware-hola-vpn-turns-your-pc-into-an-exit-node-and-sells-your-traffic/

https://www.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/1qnphj/psa_if_youre_uncomfortable_running_a_tor_exit/

Fox Sports/Fox Sports 2/Fox Deportes does a good job airing BVB games. The rare times it's not on any of those channels, I just stream the game online using free websites like stream2watch

> I also feel like Weigl misses a lot of opportunities to play diagonals and incisive forward passes, opting instead to play the ball laterally or backwards.

Reus doesn't seem happy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bvb-reus-weigle-frankfurt-pass-and-move-26tPeEZQa0SXo7REk

It is free for people in the US. I have no idea what the situation is like for others. I suppose one could always get the Zenmate chrome extension and change the country to USA and then go from there.

Analyzing panikpansen

• comments per month: 18.2 ^I ^help!
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• favorite sub borussiadortmund
• favorite words: really, players, Klopp
• age 4 years 7 months ^old ^man
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• trust score 59.9% ^Lies!! ^so ^many ^lies!

• Fun facts about panikpansen

  • "I've been so sad after a Dortmund win."
  • "I've ever seen in in ~5 years."
  • "I am pretty proud of that one :) Ginter played for BVB II today."
  • "I've only found some fragmented sources."
  • "I am too."
  • "I am using Zenmate."
  • "I've been falling short of what I expect of myself in terms of performance in the first half of the season."
  • "I am today."
  • "I've installed beautiful soup, amended/added the missing information you highlighted, and ran it for /r/bvbcirclejerk."
  • "I've also got the PRAW package running locally now and will play around with it to get a bit more familiar with it."
  • "I've edited variables in / run scripts in the past, but I don't really know the language."

This was a pretty handy article for an Australian trying to work out the whole BREXIT issue

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jun/20/brexit-fake-revolt-eu-working-class-culture-hijacked-help-elite

As Zorc heir
RN: BVB considers return of "diamond eye" Mislintat - discoverer of Lewandowski & Co.

According to a report, Borussia Dortmund is considering the return of Sven Mislintat. According to the "Ruhr Nachrichten", club boss Hans-Joachim Watzke will meet with the former BVB scout, who is currently sports director at league rivals VfB Stuttgart, in March. There were no official statements on the matter.

According to the report on Saturday, Mislintat also has an exit clause at VfB, thanks to which he could move back to his native city of Dortmund in the summer of 2022. In December, Mislintat had extended his contract with Stuttgart until 2023 and denied having an exit clause.

BVB comeback? Mislintat competes with Kehl in Dortmund
According to the report, Mislintat is an option in Dortmund to succeed manager Michael Zorc, who is leaving after the coming season. So far, ex-captain Sebastian Kehl, currently head of the licensed player department at BVB, is considered a hot candidate for the job. According to the "Ruhr Nachrichten", a dual solution is also conceivable.

Mislintat worked in the scouting department of BVB for eleven years. As the discoverer of later superstars such as Robert Lewandowski, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang or Ousmane Dembélé, he earned the nickname "diamond eye" from the tabloids.

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Translation:

BVB boss Watzke: Haaland has no clause for premature transfer

BVB Managing Director Hans-Joachim Watzke is confident that Dortmund's top striker Erling Haaland will be able to remain in the team beyond this season.

Borussia Dortmund's Managing Director Hans-Joachim Watzke wants to keep top striker Erling Haaland beyond this season. When asked whether the 20-year-old Norwegian will be able to leave the Bundesliga team next year thanks to an agreement, Watzke answers the "Sport Bild" newspaper: "There is no such agreement.

But that's not what it's all about. It's more about convincing the players of "your club and your plans. We have a clear wish that Erling will stay with us for a longer time and we want to convince him and his advisor of this," said Watzke (61). He is quite confident about this. Haaland's contract with BVB runs until June 30, 2024 and numerous top clubs are said to have the striker on their list.

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On Deadline Day

Manchester United made loan offer for Schulz - BVB reacted perplexed

Manchester United and Borussia Dortmund were in contact for several weeks this summer, and the personality of Jadon Sancho (20) was one of the most hotly debated until the start of the season. The "Red Devils" also contacted BVB on Deadline Day - unlike in the previous discussions, however, it was not the Englishman but left-back Nico Schulz who was in the discussion.

According to information from "ESPN", which Transfermarkt can confirm, the English record champion directly tried with an offer ready to be signed. According to reports, it was a loan for one season, United offered a rental fee of 1 million euros and was willing to pay the full salary.

The BVB, with whom Schulz is under contract until 2024, reacted "puzzled" to the inquiry and seriously doubted the scouting and negotiating methods of the English, especially since at that time the transfer of Alex Telles (27) to Manchester was already virtually certain and with Luke Shaw (25) and Brandon Williams (20) two more professionals were in the squad for the position at the back left.

Although national team player Schulz was last in the starting eleven at BVB in February and had been struggling with a calf injury since the beginning of September, Dortmund declined the offer in view of the personnel situation. On the first day of the game, Felix Passlack (22) gave the left-back, as Marcel Schmelzer (32) will be absent for a longer period of time after his knee operation. Raphaël Guerreiro (26) has been fit again for two weeks.

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The 22-year-old defensive midfielder and German U21 international Dzenis Burnic is moving from BVB to the second division of 1 FC Heidenheim with immediate effect.

BVB's own team had last played on loan for Dynamo Dresden.

The son of Bosnian parents, born in Hamm, Germany, has played in seven Bundesliga, 34 second division games (one goal) and three DFB Cup games (one goal, two assists) in his career so far.

"We are delighted that another player from the BVB's junior performance centre has made the leap into professional football. We wish Dzenis Burnic good health and maximum success in his career," stresses BVB Sports Director Michael Zorc.

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Check out the originial, it's from a photographer on pixabay: https://pixabay.com/photos/panorama-waters-travel-3194115/ I've changed the colors quite a bit though.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Top-Thai-shirt-Borussia-Dortmund-soccer-jersey-2016-2017-REUS-AUBAMEYANG-MKHITARYAN-WEIGL-PULISIC-16-17/32728128733.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_4_10057_10056_10065_10037_10068_10055_10054_10069...

Before making any rash decisions (cancelling your trip), I suggest you take a look at this interactive map of coronavirus confirmed cases/people recovered/number of deaths. It lets you zoom right into Germany and see the concentration of cases in different cities. It might also help you gain a little bit of perspective - many stats on the media don't mention how many people have recovered.

https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Has anyone heard of Fortnite? Just curious. I just found out about it a couple weeks ago and it looks pretty neat. I think my friends and I might be digging into this game. We've been looking for something new to group up and do some co-op on.

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Manchester - Whenever you think it can't get any worse, that's exactly what happens: Schalke fans had to travel home in enemy planes.

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The Schalkers wanted to see their royal blues win the Champions League game in Manchester, so they flew there extra. Then the first catastrophe: the 0:7 debacle. The second shock was at the airport: A plane with BVB logo and colours was waiting for the return flight.

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The online portal "Der Westen" reports that the plane was used for the Eurowings flight from Manchester to Düsseldorf. A Schalke fan told the portal that there had been calls like "It can't get any worse", "I'm not flying, I'm staying here" or "Can I still change my booking? But in the end they all flew along.

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One of the fans gave vent to his frustration on Facebook: "You're being ridiculed in public as a joker and then have to fly home in the BVB plane. I think I'm going crazy."

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The fan to BILD: "The pilot has apologized for the choice of the plane and the airline's lack of sensitivity attested. We should all write a complaint e-mail so that this doesn't happen again. 70 percent were fools on the plane."

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I'm staying in a little flat without TV access and I doubt many Pubs show BVB, at least the Bundesliga Games considering the time of the day. Got myself ExpressVPN now, they have a 30 day trial so I can just get my money if it doesn't work.

Im travelling to Costa Rica next month, pretty excited. I wanted to ask if anyone of you has experience with watching SkyGo through VPN (NordVPN/Tunnelbear...), and if so, how well does it work? Other option would of course be soccerstreams, but I dont know the Costa Rican streaming laws and dont want to risk a bill from the owner of the place im staying at.

Inside Borussia Dortmund is a good one.

F....inally you reached out, hun.

So, you like Reddit, food and FIFA. Too much.

Let's conquer them in parts.

First: Food. If you don't use MyFitnessPal, you should. If anything, to just see what you eat and do on a daily basis. THE TRUTH SUCKS ASS BUT BE TRUTHFUL IN YOUR LOGGING. Log your stuff. Do it without shame, fear, BS. You can't change your habits if you're not open, willing, and honest

Second: Reddit. There's an app for that: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=cc.forestapp

Forest is huge on my distracted days. Also, set reminders for stuff. Pair them across multiple devices if you have that opportunity.

Third: Reddit. Take it off your home screen on your phone or tablet.

I use ExpressVPN. Primarily got it to unblock Netflix regions and to watch some German TV, but seems to work great for youtube as well (also use it there to watch SNL sketches, which are locked to US).

Seems to have a pretty decent selection of server locations, and costs around the average for this type of software (~$8/month).

I haven't done any speedtest results or anything, but watched the Bochum match without a single hitch, nor has my wife complained that US, UK, or German Netflix is slow when she runs it. Anecdotal at best :)

I am using Zenmate. Two things though:

a) your experiences might differ, but at peak times I get significantly lower performance browsing normal websites through US proxies via Zenmate, not even speaking of any video streaming. The only half-way reliable option is to pay for a premium vpn service.

b) even if you do that, you are still paying to access a service that is not legally available to you. It's a bit like paying for netflix (via vpn) if it's not available in your country. You're paying for a service while at the same time hoping that the company will just shut their eyes to what you're doing, happy to take your cash as long as no one complains. As soon as anyone does though, you risk losing access despite paying for it.

Bottom line is: if you want to go legal with your streaming fair enough, but there isn't much point to it if you just replace one legally problematic way of accessing streams with another legally problematic way.

Most reddit apps show sidebars, if yours doesn't I can recommend reddit sync.

Again, these threads will remain sticky for as long as possible, but other things - player signings, sub-related stuff - will come along as well. Not everyone will want to engage in transfer discussion 24/7, and the transfer thread not being sticky is not an excuse for breaking rules we all voted on.