What are /r/comedyheaven's favorite Products & Services?

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i found the review https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mgc.miami.crime.simulator.two&hl=en_US&reviewId=gp%3AAOqpTOEE8V1h5XWAuIL1y00ImQnD-jasU3eaa0iObeMiXYWLxju7K61sR7c6ICRCbqrr0DQojHOE0c7DFEy4UQ

lol found it

that’s fucking terrible. i just found an interesting guide written for therapists about treating extremely severe childhood trauma and mind control that causes DID. it’s called Healing the Unimaginable: Treating Ritual Abuse and Mind Control. i haven’t read it yet, partly because it disturbs me. are there some people so broken that they just can’t come back? can people truly go insane? i myself have a history of severe mental illness, and some trauma, but i just can’t imagine where to start healing from literal torture for years.

The reviews are full of parents plagued by this Alexa skill

“I didn't order it, my 4 year old daughter ordered it of her own accord via Alexa, as voice purchasing is switched on by default. Be aware.... I have now switched it off. In the Alexa app under account -- settings --- voice purchasing-- purchase by voice.”

https://www.amazon.com/The-Extreme-Farts-Extension-Pack/dp/B07QSB56HF

https://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-cm-men-s-throwback-tees?deal_option=f31fd68f-bac2-4961-b60f-037401136c0c&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=US_DT_SEA_GGL_TIM_TTT_PADS_CBP_CHP_NBR_g*gg-cm-men-s-throwback-tees_productpartitio...

It's one of those default videos some applications used to showcase their products, like mpc or vlc (second image in that page, tho iirc it used to be more prominent). I think it's just because it's free to use and there aren't many good animations that are.

We agree that this particular article has an effect on individuals, but we seem to differ on whether of not it impacts the system. Whereas you believe the impact is so slight that is registers below the noise floor and cannot be measured, I believe Buzzfeed's size and reach specifically qualify it to impact the system. If this was 1998 I would likely agree with you, but Buzzfeed now reaches 120 - 160 million people in the US each month. Also, Buzzfeed believes that at least 50% of it's audience is lost in the Facebook Instant Articles. Combine that reach with how the content is consumed, within seconds based on a headline or picture, and you have a extremely widespread reaffirmation of sexism. I would be extremely surprised if the primary effects alone failed to register an impact to the system.

https://www.amazon.com/Glock-177-Caliber-Steel-Pistol/dp/B07FT2LLLK/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=gun&qid=1625845411&sr=8-2

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heres for all the spiders

gday m8

mermaker Burritos Tortilla Blanket 2.0 Double Sided 71 inches for Adult and Kids, Giant Funny Realistic Food Throw Blanket, 285 GSM Novelty Soft Flannel Taco Blanket (Yellow Blanket-Double Sided) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QX3YJLH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fabt1_ApbWFbGPXCTKA?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QX3YJLH/ref=sspa_dk_detail_0?pd_rd_i=B07QX3YJLH&pd_rd_w=2CQYq&pf_rd_p=f0355a48-7e73-489a-9590-564e12837b93&pd_rd_wg=k4Tp0&pf_rd_r=9GT623M7M70H09CQV4MP&pd_rd_r=37029e6a-686a-45ee-9cab-f6c739688827&am...

Okay you're not wrong but I was just wondering if there was a go-to website for this sort of thing instead of having to search for it on amazon.

Awe man I actually love the smell for some reason. I had to get rigid with myself and made sure I used it consistently for several weeks and around that period of time the back of my head went from flared up, blistered, dry as fuck skin rash with thick chunks of dead skin stuck there, to a painless, not-itchy redness of the skin. Nowadays I just use whatever but as soon as I think it might be getting itchy it's right back on the course lol

I delt with that shit for years and had tried to sort it in the past to no avail then gave up and it did get really bad - This stuff is what I used and it seriously did the job. Not to push an Amazon link on you at all - buy it from whatever company.

Android

iOS

The permissions it's asking are crazy so don't download it.

I'm using Relay Pro and I can do that. Keeps the sound too.

May be Android only

Play store link : Relay for reddit

If you are on android 10 you can override force-dark mode , so all apps like instagram, whatsapp and play store turn dark. If you have android 9 or lower you can download (this)[https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=systems.maju.darkmodeapp] to get dark mode.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.FerAnimaciones.Conalep169&hl=en_US

here you are soldiers

“One day I was sitting in my room. I decided to make one of the most poor bad decisions possibly ever. I saw a garage sale and saw a plastic case with the words “minecraft” on it and a minecraft block but they were hyperrealistic and the shopkeeper of the garage sale was also hyperrealistic and one eye was clouded and white. He massaged my nose and told me “free”. I looked him in his shiny, luminescent, phosphorous, replete, blue eyes and smiled ear to ear and went home. As I flicked on the Nintendo it flashed on the screen the Ninendo logo but it was wrong! There was hyperrealistic blood all over my screen! I decided it was a hack and plugged in Minecraft to the N64 but when I began to run the game the fans turned on! I blew on it and it took longer than normal to run... But when it opened it was not Minecraft but it was a hyperrealistic photograph of Hitler! The words “Mein Kampf” slowly lowered onto the screen and I began hyperventilating. I quickly activated NordVPN, the best Virtual Private Network services out there right now. It not only allows you to mask your location, but choose from hundreds of locations around the globe. Use code ‘GamerWriter27’ for 20,000 silver and a 10% discount. As I started the game, it was like minecraft but hyperrealistic and the blocks were wood! But I was shorter. I looked down but only saw block paws. I am dog! I quicky went to throw the game out but i found my hands were now paws and I was a dog!”

I came across another one of these, but instead of size, the options for color were Batman and Superman

Ok so I looked to see if they sold cinder blocks on amazon. All I get are these cute miniature pallets of 1/12 scale cinder blocks. Are these for like models or doll houses?

Acacia Grove Mini Cinder Blocks with Pallet, 1/12 Scale (24 Pack) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07T3HXHST/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_A-e7Eb7BZXMY8

not a joke

me when i get called a spic at a trump rally: actually Latinos can be white too

look it's so cheap all it requires is a little work and commitment but you'll be making the world a better place