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This is sooo clearly not you. $5 says you aren't a female. $10 says you definitely aren't a named partner in a boutique law firm in NYC.

Source of pic: http://weheartit.com/entry/157127818/via/phylayx

Rekt!

Paid: Lost Girls by Alan Moore with art by Melinda Gebbie

An erotica tale by famed comic book writer Alan Moore that's collected in three volumes. (I posted an Amazon link but there are cheaper options available.) This story tells the tale of Alice of Alice in Wonderland, Wendy from Peter Pan, and Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. Take a trip through the untold sexual escapades of three of your favorite storybook women.

Free: Two Weeks in Cap d'Agde

A 20-part Literotica story that details the adventures of a couple, Dan and Mandy, as they take a trip to a nudist resort in France.

Icebreakers

> What's the ideal end of a roleplay look like for you?

I feel like my roleplays tend to be more open-ended/never-ending, so they tend to lose steam or have one or both of us wander off before they "end." A couple have "ended" with a sort of, "And they continued to fuck kinkily ever-after," which pretty much worked.

> What's your happy place for writing?

I can't stand trying to write anything on my phone; I need a real keyboard and preferable a nice chair! My ideal/usual environment includes a mechanical keyboard and a nice monitor. I use Typora to write all of my prompts and most of my replies, and the now-largely-defunct /r/InboxRevamp/ for managing messages (I cannot live without it and don't know what I'll ever do if it really dies).

> What's your favorite subject to rant about?

Either baseball or pizza.

Shameless Self-Promotion

I've got a lot of prompts and more about me in my profile! If you're a woman who enjoys writing, I encourage you to peruse!

Werewolf Village

Come sink your teeth in and get your game on! All those that are a fan of games we bring to you Werewolf! It is a game similar in style to mafia, if you have played that, and if you have not well then you are in for a treat. As a side channel to our very own IRC chat channel we have DPPWerewolf. In this bot driven game you will be assigned a role (harlot, seer, werewolf, traitor, villager etc) and then be either part of team wolf eating up the villagers or team villager trying to stop the wolves. It is cooperative and a lot of fun! So come get your bite on!

Some basic game descriptions can be found here. but seriously just jump on in and join the fun. Even if chaotic it is a blast. Others will always be willing to help you learn and games go quick. If a game is in motion when you get there you can join in for the next round.

I really appreciate the compliments! Nothing is quite as buoyant as praise for writing--at least for me. :)

As far as good writing is concerned, I have to say I'm no expert--my field is literary analysis and academic writing, which is tangential to creative stuff in a helpful way (and the source of a lot of the insights here). However, it means that most of my reading has been focused outside of creative writing suggestions.

That said, I'd definitely point toward Stephen King's On Writing, which is practical and interesting in a lot of ways. There's a ton of books about this kind of thing, and I think the most important thing is to bring a critical openness to their advice. Every author is different, every writer works in their own way, and so others' experiences aren't always super valuable--taking on something that would undo our writing in a way we're uncomfortable with is a dangerous choice. But if we're constantly looking at ways to improve, we might find something useful in others' experiences. So...critical openness. :D

I love your prompts, by the by--lovely story-based exchanges. I'll be keeping an eye out for something to send you sometime!

Dictionary.com
Thesaurus.com

These are my go-to place for finding new words. I have these tabbed while typing up responses and typing up new prompts. I find with these, it's easier to create new writing styles to fit the genre I'm going for.

For me, writing talent is really important because I want a story to develop. Pure fucking is all nice and dandy, but if I was really in the mood to just get off, I'd watch porn. So I get the most enjoyment out of someone that has writes out intriguing stories.

My prompts, they'll usually take about 40 minutes to do. Sometimes more. I'll usually go through two or three drafts before I'm satisfied with the final result. I do my best to compact as much information as possible into four paragraphs. And for me, I think that's still too short to put everything I want in a post, but I could go on forever.

(and /u/SL_Jones)

Good day to you both!

Firstly, I think we should probably figure out how to get this to being a private conversation; which is harder than it seems due to the poor state of reddit's messaging system.

But, hello! It's a delight to be doing this with the both of you (and many thanks to you, /u/foxandSquirrel for the kind words about my pictures). As I am in the UK, I can pick up at 9am or roughly about that time; mainly because the event starts at 3am in the morning for me!

I'm looking forward to hosting in this event with the both of you!

I looked up "fetich" out of curiosity and according to thefreedictionary.com it's an alternate spelling of fetish! Apparently it's an archaic form, but I highly doubt that it was an intentional reference.

I took a little crack at making it a little more dynamic. There will be errors on this one due to the dictionary, but I think this allows for a bit more variety.

http://jsfiddle.net/7yVq7/

edit: I also added some words to lists

No dramas at all :)

Have a look at this website, I use it in concert with the formatting tips that Reddit gives, and it's come in handy.

Plus, the formatting is a side thing to the writing, which I did enjoy anyway :)

Google's Ngram analyzer is unable to chart occurrences of "realsies" in works published between 1800 and 2000. This lack of data is suggestive but not dispositive. It could be that the term did not take off until after 2000.

If you're using YAIR or something else to pull the markdown out, Stackedit is great for rendering your markdown for you; you can then either copy/paste it into google docs, or use it's built-in export functions.

Can recommend Chatzy: http://www.chatzy.com/

It keeps trying to make you a premium member, but you can still make and join rooms without. Just give people the URL of the room to add them.

Good luck!

Reddit's official app/mobile web UI is pretty much hot garbage; especially when they do unannounced A/B testing for hiding/disabling features. Your best bet is to look into a 3rd party client. The messaging system on Relay is pretty decent, if you use Android.

I'm in the same boat. Reported it (can't get into my apps at all), and got nothing. If you react to notifications it works fine, in my case. I downloaded boost which works well on Android. Bacon Reader is good too, but usually had to reload a couple of times every time.

Edit: Happy Cake Day.

I've been lurking around here under a different name, but your post inspired me to come out of the shadows.

I'm pretty well known, a little older than most of the women around here, but I'm told I've still got it. I've even been called a "MILF," but that's a subjective judgment, of course. Unfortunately, I've been neglected by my husband for a while, so I get my dirty thrills here.

PM me, maybe we can take a trip to "Ultimate Fantasyland."

Me. (SFW)

Good answer, and agreed, RIP Robin. That one hit me right in the feels.

Beauty Kills by Allen Ginsberg was one of my favorite poems when I used to read and write a lot of poetry.

For those of you using the Reddit Enhancement Suite (and if you aren't, you should be):

Instead of opening every post by expanding the text button, you can simply open one and move from post to post by using the J & K keys, then shower your compatriots with upvotes by pressing A.

Let the vim flow through you; it's a speedy way to browse for partners.

If I'm writing description or light, fluffy sex, I like ambient noise, and, if I can find it, something that's thematically appropriate. mynoise.net has been invaluable to me - I have dived into many a sci-fi epic with this in my ears. (Adjustable Star Trek engine room sounds! We're living in the future, y'all.)

For rougher, more intense scenes, though, music can help. I find that hard, driving electronica always gets me in the right frame of mind. It's my favourite music to fuck to, and I think I legitimately write better to it - one of the best sex scenes I've ever written was composed with the Hotline Miami 2 soundtrack in the background, and I think I must have zoned very hard, because I don't actually remember most of the process of writing it other than that music.

Excellent meta - hoping for some more discussion here!

Heya! RES is Reddit Enhancement Suite, which is a non-official browser plugin for most of the major browsers: https://redditenhancementsuite.com/

It offers a lot of extra features that make reddit much more useful in a number of ways.

Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/Enhancement/

Or... http://www.chatzy.com/64697695622336

Chat has pretty much moved here since this room can kick out trolls. In case you don't read the room message, put at LEAST your sex in your name or you will be kicked (not banned)

Amazon link: The Complete Fifty Shades of Alice https://www.amazon.com/dp/150070945X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_aepKDbDJBYXHE

I am through the first book; it was a lot better then the “actual” Fifty Shades series.

Recommended reading.

Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union by Chuck Tingle

> When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future. > > In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava. > > Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love. > > This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love.

While Shakespeare certainly caused me some trouble back in school, I am really enjoying all the incredible prompts people have posted.

Also this reminds me that I really need to buy this calendar.

> If you could have sex with any character...?

I'm a teeny bit infatuated with Black Widow, so watching the new Captain America movie was blissful. Still crossing my fingers that they might consider giving her a series on Netflix or her own movie.

Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural are totally crush worthy. I've had many a fantasy in my mind about them. wink wink Individually, Threesome, Cuckholding, BDSM play... oh man, whew!

> Do you read erotica?

Oh yes, when I have time. Lately, my reading/writing has been consumed by scholarly endeavors (with the pinch of DPP thrown in) but when I'm reading for pleasure, I tear through books and love to throw erotica in the mix. Last summer while I was out of the country, I downloaded a ton of works by Anaïs Nin including Delta of Venus, Little Birds, 'Henry and June', etc. While the first two weren't published until the late 1970's, they were written presumably in the 1940's and it's enthralling to read her writing style and viewpoints on sex, kink and fetishes.

If you want to know more about kinks and how they are formed inside of you, I can recommend this book:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0285649701?keywords=The%20Function%20of%20the%20Orgasm%20reich&qid=1444738027&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1

And also the books by Alexander Lowen about sexuality.

Paid: 'The Butcher and Other Erotica', by Alina Reyes and translated by David Watson. To be specific, I'm recommending the first short story in the collection, titled 'The Butcher'. Here's a Goodreads link and an Amzazon link.

From the Inside Flap: "A young Frenchwoman goes to work in a butcher's shop during her college vacation. Every day the butcher whispers obscenities in her ear, describing their imagined lovemaking. And as the summer heat takes hold, so does her lust."

Paid Description: I can't say I found this short story to be particularly erotic, but it was certainly unforgettable. The sensation of reading 'The Butcher', though occasionally uncomfortable, felt like being wholly submerged into another person's sexuality. Every sentence is an image and every paragraph is tangible. That said, the deliberately dehumanizing meat-related metaphors gave me a head-ache about half way through.

This sounds like it could help. Family and I found it in barnes and nobles once. If i remember correctly there is a period where men can breastfeed, (don't quote me).

I get that, but I've always thought it more about the feel for pleasure's sake. I guess there's purpose for women's nipples in regards to breastfeeding, but that is more about a lactation fantasy right?