What are /r/puns' favorite Products & Services?

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They usually sell them at Kohls and places like that! I have a sloth one.

Here's one on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Fred-TEATANIC-Titanic-Tea-Infuser/dp/B00BU1IWJO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1524233247&sr=8-1&keywords=teatanic

I ordered a similar thing for the place we used to live at because one of my pet peeves is a faucet with a neck that is too short. The thought of brushing up against the bowl of the sink when trying to wash my hands really grosses me out, same for when i'm trying to get water to rinse my mouth after brushing my teeth.

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For anyone curious: https://www.amazon.com/Aqueduck-001-Faucet-Extender-Aqua/dp/B0071D1AKI

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It's supposed to be so kids can reach it, but it works great for "extending the neck" of your faucet. Just have to de-scale it every once in awhile and it works like a charm.

> So many arrests and plenty of training for dicks like me.

Fixed your comment!

Hey, definition 3 at Cambridge Dictionary defines dick as “A detective (= someone whose job is to discover facts about a crime).” Therefore, my comment is not insulting. Instead, it is factual.

Before you rant at me, try a dicktionary.

I think he will like it even better than his udder toy

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/space?q=Space

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/space-bar?q=Space%2Bbar

Space is usually defined as a measurement of distance without obstruction,(free real estate) outer space being a massive amount.

Space bar is a keyboard key used to generate a measurement of space in a document.

Of course they aren't identical, but they aren't synergized either if it were made entirely of spacebars or hung in a space themed bar it would have better context.

All your saying is the word space is used in both = pun! literally the weakest pun I've suffered; D- friendo

Is there an adopted definition here? Seems like a lot of people think a pun is only one type of word play. It is not.

I believe the word space alone is a pun. Space can be a distance on Earth, or the area between Earth and other bodies in the sky. A space on your paper or screen is not Space by definition.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/pun

But it is a pun. A pun is a play on words, usually with similar sounding words or words with multiple meanings.

In this case, the phrase "this is not a drill" usually refers to a situation not being a practise run for a real situation - that the current events are serious in nature. It plays off the fact that "drill" can also refer to a hand-held tool, one often used in carpentry. To accentuate this, a hammer (which is not a drill) is placed next to the text.

SHZOND Single Rear GT Wing 43.3inch GT Wing Spoiler Adjustable Angel Single-Deck Aluminum Spoiler Aluminum Car Rear Wing Single Deck https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086KXY1G1/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_QW20WT85KFR22245W1PF?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Here across the pond, Parmesan cheese is just dry cheese flavored dust sold in plastic bottles/jars with green labels or kept in little packets when you buy pizza.

Google assistant. It comes built-in with some phones but i saw it floating around google play once. i'll edit this later to give you a link. Edit: Here ya go: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.apps.googleassistant

If you can afford it, buy some decent wrist watches and display them in a modified red igloo container with pretty lining with a note that says "Thanks for watching after me."

I like this watch design, but that's my personal opinion.