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I saw them on amazon a while ago, reviews say they are heavily unbalanced (like you will notice it immediately).

In any case, here you go: https://www.amazon.com/Character-Builder-Loaded-Koplow-Games/dp/B001N1JIU8

We have our own set of racial injustices, they just happened to generally happen in other countries. We trafficked slaves, we did a lot of bad things in India. I think they N word was just as offensive in England in the 1940s as it was in the US, we just didn't have the same population of black people around to be offended by it.

As an addendum, this was a common children's book to the extent that my granny still had it on her shelves when I grew up: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Three-Golliwogs-Enid-Blyton/dp/0603032680

(Problems arise when one person is more invested than the other)

(Players may end up changing characters)

(Cards are optional (semi NSFW) but can make things interesting).

The main difference though?

In one experience, it is common to see at least one person try to seduce literally everyone involved. The other, that is just joked about on the subreddit.

How about these?

Ugh I don't even play anymore and I want to buy some dice...

come on look at the <em>deals</em>

This is probs a joke, but I sympathize. A lot of us wizard recluses play with online groups on

https://roll20.net

It is very good and free* with paid content upgrades. There are people DMing looking for players and players looking for games.

Or alternatively you could try those forums where you play DnD at leisure by posting when you feel like it. I’m still waiting after 6 years to find out if my coastal ranger sailor hit the pirate with his harpoon or not

Here's the link, dirty birds.

FYI there's more than one volume.

I read the Amazon reviews and I am greatly disappointed.

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Yep! I got one of these six months ago. It's great.

Barrington Texas Holdem Poker Table for 10 Players with Padded Rails and Cup Holders - No Assembly Required https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KLJTEEW/

I recommend this tray because you will do better on a softer surface and it unclips flat to fit into your notebook. They have many colors, that one is purple like your first dice!

Ugh, this reminds me of buying the game “Math Dice” for my brother in law (he’s an accountant with kids) for secret Santa. 15 CAD for a card with rules on it, a cheap bag, and 5 resin dice (2D12+3D6). For 18 CAD I could buy 6 colourful resin dice sets with a bag with a different symbol for each set, then just print off the rules.

I bought him math dice since I didn’t want to complicate things and they probably want “the official” product. I just hope that singular set doesn’t have air bubbles.

Math Dice and 6 double colour dice sets with bags to demonstrate what a rip off math Dice is.

Allow me to distract you with other stale junk food, namely 40lbs of lucky charms marshmallows https://www.amazon.com/Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40-Case/dp/B008DJR6HU?ref_=mw_olp_product_details

I feel this in my soul (about half of mine have ADD/ADHD).

The sessions where they have caffeine beforehand makes the first while like herding cats. I had a few spare tangles that I gave them, so they'd stop destroying take out cups and utensils when they fidget.

Those two are just agents of chaos, and they always keep me on my toes. I wouldn't trade them for anyone else.

Buy the toy cryptex on Amazon. Cover it in ancient runes. Build an entire campaign around solving it. Best $10 ever spent as a DM.

Edit: 4M KidzLabs Combination Lock Kit https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00U7RSBS4?ref=yo_pop_ma_swf

While still a challenge to almost any party, the tarrasque in 5e is hardly the unbeatable force that it was in 3.5. Back in those days, it had some crazy health regeneration, so you'd be just treading water unless you manage to focus fire. It was also able to keep flying PCs within 20ft altitude, which the 5e tarrasque lost. It did maintain a few key immunities, and of course its huge HP pool and high AC.

If you ever encounter a tarrasque, just leave. Whatever it's destroying probably isn't worth saving.

Even better if you're a wizard, you can actually role-play your spell book

Also whatbdoes everyone use? this is mine, along with a vpn that block wifi/data connection

Not a mod or anything, but if you're too poor to buy the books (like I was when I first got into dnd) you can use this handy reference guide https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.vansteinengroentjes.apps.ddfive and/or make sure you have one set of books for your entire party by all pitching in.

sweet bread isnt a problem, I love my suikerbrood.

the problem is that when normal bread tastes like cake, its too much. But it all comes down to the fact that sugar and other sweet tastes are very addictive and when your government dosntt have laws banning it or people enforcing it, companies will use this addictive property to sell their product.

combine that with the fact that High Frutose Corn Syrup is not only cheap, but also addictive and you get perfect recipe for obesity. meanwhile sugar is pretty expensive compared to it and the fact that using FHCS is banned in most of the EU for because of its far worse negative effects on health than normal sugar (beet or cane)

This. Some dude on r/rpg played with the only translated copy of it I know of one time, but the bastard never shared a PDF of it. Kinda strange they'd never release a translation, considering Dark Souls is incredibly popular in the west.

Lord knows I'm not just sitting there holding the cool ranch dorito bag

You use some bed corner straps like a civilized person

deal shopping though

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The monster manual you can get on amazon here

Not the same response to the prompt but one of the writers did a whole book about death playing D&D. I was a really great read.

https://www.amazon.com/Death-D20-Lonny-Foran-ebook/dp/B071LH7QBL

Delayed Blast Fireball is a concentrated point of Fireball energy (which is already a big grenade) that doesn't explode until someone touches it or until you tell it to. Simulacrum is basically a magical clone.

He's playing catch with a grenade and a clone. Everyone else in the radius of when the small nuke goes off is the Tom meme. It's taking the memes of casting Fireball on yourself or on your party's Barbarian to the next level.

The Anycubic photon is now ~410 bucks on Amazon. Resin printers are a bit more involved than FDM with the post-cure and cleaning required, but have insane accuracy comparatively

That's why I use an actual d100 and not the lame double dice.

I've been DM for 8 years in a fucking row and finally got to be a player when one of my players grew up to DM himself. Clearly I didn't teach him well, since we started at level 14.

At level 14 you have access to spells up to level 7.

Simulacrum is a 7th level spell.

https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Simulacrum#h-Simulacrum

In his world there are no normal gods, just like 5 prime gods, so I asked if I could play as former servant of the gods that left (specifically the ravenqueen) and he gave his ok. So I am basically a raven and I use my simulacrum as my human interface.

My Familiar is a raven. I use mirror image on myself on the regular and minor illusions to make more ravens.

As far as the party knows I am a Human edgelord (illusion-wizard) with a bunch of ravens. That, for 40 sessions:

-> Has never healed or accepted healing. I once spent 5 sessions bloody/half-hp.

-> Never eats/never sleeps

-> Takes extreme care of the birds, none about himself.

-> Has stoped working that one time we got into a anti-magical field.

-> Every single time he uses a touch spell, the familiar delivers it, instead of the "human"

-> Those ravens/crows don't shut the fuck up every single time he "casts" a spell

-> Refuses completly to use any kind of necromancy, like some weird ravenqueen follower

-> Flips his shit whenever anyone would attempt to cast divination magic near him

-> Everytime his HP refill, a bunch of gold suddenly goes missing.

-> Puts his best jewlery (ring of non-detection, amulett of missle protection) on this weird pet raven.

-> Constant remarks by DM how weird this boi is, note passing etc.

-> Weird break and looking at the raven whenever a complex question comes up, like waiting for a command/explanation...

They think my dude is undead or something currently.

It’s called Saga - I just bought a used copy of the anthology on Amazon for like $25. About halfway through, and loving it so far.

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Both Arena and Daggerfall can be downloaded for free.

Arena is pretty rough and many elements are non canon. Download

Dagger fall is a lot of fun. Graphics are dated and random environments was a bit overwhelming. The six endings are awesome. And you can download it for free.

It's like a bag of holding but it eats people

https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Bag%20of%20Devouring#content

EDIT: our DM seriously homebrewed ours. Basically instead of eating our items, when we fed it bodies it would gain more storage space, and in order to open it we had to feed it something small (like a drop of blood).

Nice, I came here to post this too!

And if anyone misses this bit of the amazing collab they did - don't forget to use the great track Tarrasque Interior by Tabletop Audio!

Actually 3 player chess is a real thing https://www.amazon.ca/Husaria-Wooden-Three-Player-Chess-Centimeters/dp/B00JEZ0304/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?ie=UTF8&amp;aaxitk=G4ZA0slkqgO8zX1NylbwEg&amp;hsa_cr_id=2072875550001&amp;ref_=sbx_be_s_sparkle_td_asin_0

If anyone actually wants to do this, here is a link to help you find a nice patron who helps you learn more languages.

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Also, if you do learn Latin for this, please record a video of you using Latin in front of your party for the 1st time. We need to see this if someone has the dedication to do this.

Boop

Sure, it's called "Murphy's Rules." It's fairly, and pretty darned expensive at this point, but here's the link: https://www.amazon.com/Murphys-Rules-Steve-Jackson/dp/1556343639/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&amp;keywords=%22murphy%27s+rules%22&amp;qid=1605795827&amp;sr=8-2

Verbal (V)

Most spells require the chanting of mystic words. The words themselves aren’t the source of the spell’s power; rather, the particular combination of sounds, with specific pitch and resonance, sets the threads of magic in motion.

Somatic (S)

Spellcasting gestures might include a forceful gesticulation or an intricate set of gestures. If a spell requires a somatic component, the caster must have free use of at least one hand to perform these gestures.

(Source: https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Spells#content )

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Would depend on how strictly your DM follows these two components of spellcasting, and then how sneaky you are vs how perceptive the party is, and if they even care that you have magic or not.

Yeah tanning hides was a thing long before industrial chemicals and tanning solutions came into play..

Good ol' brains and ash and a touch of bile. Perfectly natural.

Now I know folks will eat my heart for this but metal armor is not natural if you exclude the leather and hide used to bind/fit it.
If you get really technical metals like gold and platinum and even iron which is used to make steel actually originated outside our atmosphere and crash landed into our earth's crust as a super heated liquid that splintered super deep, branching off as its path was blocked or it rapidly cooled. Creating 'veins' of metal is you will.

Where Iron First Formed

I use this one although it's rather hard to find an app that's actually 1) free, 2) lets you level up, and 3) actually worth using

This immediately made me think of Dragons Love Tacos.

Fireball: A tiny ball of bat guano and sulfur. Guano from certain animals (mostly seabirds, but certain bats, too) is high in potassium nitrate. Sulfur is sulfur. It's a primitive recipe for gunpowder.

Repulsion: A pair of small iron bars attached to two small canine statuettes, one black and one white, the whole array worth 50 gp. It's a magnet toy: https://www.amazon.com/Royal-Magic-Tricky-Dogs-Novelty/dp/B00BDD6JHQ

Daze: A pinch of wool or similar substance. You're giving them a woolly mind.

Grease: A bit of pork rind or butter. It's literally just grease.

I've been wanting to play a tiefling drunken master who tail slaps people while tap dancing around the battle field. He would play an ocarina and wear something like This)

Just to clarify, I am talking about the game called Monster of the Week, which I have been wanting to break out for a while but that all of my friends refuse to try because the only tabletop rpg they are willing to try is D&D. I am not referring to the core concept of the trope.

Some blank dreidels if you do want a spinny D4

Well here is the set of metal ones I actually own and they work fairly well.

My friends asked me yesterday why I would want a Talisman of Ultimate Evil before they sold it and could see no reason we would want that. THIS IS IT FELLAS. Just because I'm a bad guy doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.

There is a fair amount of wrong information you just put forth.

>Dual wield should be getting 4 full attack options, which is 4 attacks mainhand and 4 attacks offhand, for a total of 8 attacks.

Dual wielding allows you to make a single extra attack as a bonus action

>Since Rapiers are Light weapons

Rapiers are finesse but not light

>And if you're going to include a magic item for ranged fighter you need to include it for the melee fighters. So throw in a belt of stone giant or stronger (23-29 strength)

The big reason I excluded them is the smallest of them is rare but doesn't boost damage or to hit. whereas the bracers of archery are an uncommon item. If i were to give a str boosting item of very rare quality i would also give a very rare item to the dex fighter which in this case would be a tome of quickness.

Lets take a look at the numbers again:

2d6 + 7 + 10 + 3 at +11 to hit (belt of fire giant)

avg 27 for a round average of 108

1d6 + 6 + 10 + 3 +2 at +12 to hit

average 24.5 for a round average of 122.5

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Why did I not include the last two belts? well they are legendary in rarity and are seldom given out. When I make a build, even for 20th level I do not count on having even a single legendary item. But lets do the math anyways.

2d6 + 9 + 10 + 3 at +13 to hit

29 avg for a round average of 116 which still comes up short of the 122.5 with only a -1 to hit vs one of the most powerful items in the game.

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Point here being that a ranged fighter is not only viable but exceedingly powerful

It’s here if you’d like it

https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Reverse%20Gravity#content

Science doesn’t apply in a fantasy setting because there are perpetual energy sources.

I can run a city forever by binding an air elemental into the power grid and siphoning its electricity.

If you take a look at powerful creatures like the ancient red dragon, they have legendary actions. At the end of another creature's turn they can use a legendary action to do another attack, check, or spell. This allows them to react and do stuff not on their turn.

Well let's say the party comes across a large bear or something. Normally, the bear would go, and the party would destroy it before the bear's next turn. Give the bear it's own legendary actions, increase it's HP a bit, and now the bear is a bigger threat, and can act outside of its turn because it's a legendary bear! I do this a lot for creatures I like, but are too weak to fight the party at their current level.

Clay golems immune to tarrasque's damage, technically

Damage Immunities:

acid, poison, psychic; bludgeoning.

Anyway, the Tarrasque

https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Tarrasque#content

Can be killed in countless disapointing ways. A flying lvl 1 bard with some haste can just insult it to death.

Overall its really disapointing as "the highest CR" monster, no idea why the clay golem meme took off.

You could littarly give a village full of idiots slings (1d4 dmg) and nuke it off your plane of reality in one turn.

You're so very close. It takes just shy of six seconds in real-world falling to achieve terminal velocity. 5.68 seconds gets you to just over 200kph, and requires a distance of 158 meters to achieve, assuming a belly-to-earth fall position. Feel free to double check my work.

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Although DnD doesn't account for different body types, as the base terminal velocity would vary between an Elf and a Dwarf (like you could ever get a Dwarf up that high), but it does closely model real-world physics, just rounded off to the nearest convenient number. For example, falling for 500' in real life only takes about 5.5 seconds, and falling for six seconds means you fall a distance of 579'.

You mentioned on another comment that you tried Inkarnate, but have you tried Wonderdraft? Its got a nice balance of manual/generated bits and bobs, and the maps look fantastic.

Are you asking for how to do a private roll in Foundry VTT? I think it's /gmroll to do a roll only you and the GM see and /blindroll to do a roll that only the GM sees.

Here's a good document for the dice commands:

https://foundryvtt.com/article/dice/

Story > rules. And fun > everything I haven't spent a dime and I'm a forever dm, most of the base stuff can be found for free online with quick Google searches, and dndbeyond and roll20 are amazing sites with free options as well as some cool paid features if you want them.

Free map generator: https://azgaar.github.io/Fantasy-Map-Generator/

Free battle or dungeon map maker: http://pyromancers.com/dungeon-painter-

I love miro. I actually paid the $200 to have more than 3 boards because I use it for work too. It does dozens of templates and you can just add them all in to get your mix. If you don't mind spoilers this is my rime of the frostmaiden https://miro.com/app/board/o9J_l6UqXXA=/

You can use templates for kanban if you want the agile board thing going on, mind maps, etc. It's a business analysis tool so it's kind of made for this stuff. You get 3 free boards, which are HUGE and you can just partition them off, until you need to upgrade.

Linguists and translators are different things though.

Translators take a text from one language and reproduce it in another language.

Linguists have Amazon's best selling book in the... pornography category. (Mostly SFW link)

You're welcome in advance

hey king, this fell behind your nightstand.

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If you like dresses, try looking for Fit and Flare styles. Nordstrom Rack has some really nice ones, although they can be kind of expensive. There's also a bunch of skirts on Amazon that have deep pockets!

Okay, this is a great joke and all, but real talk: If you're having trouble with Roll20, try using a VPN and see if that helps. NordVPN offers a free limited option that's enough for a 1-2 hour-long session each day, which should be enough time for you to see if there's any difference. (Not an ad, it's just the service we tried due to the free version)

We were running into connection troubles and massive lag in Roll20, nothing we did would fix it, but now it's running great.

https://www.amazon.com/Unapproachable-Dungeons-Dragons-Roleplaying-Forgotten/dp/0786928816

If you're interested in Thay, this one's worth it. Thay is easily the coolest location in all of D&D IMO

Hey =] I got the from a dice ahop when they came out for about £25 but they re much cheaper on amazon now. Q-Workshop Polyhedral 7-Dice Set: Call of Cthulhu Black & Green https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B001G4OV9U/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_ue5lAbSVKJCKQ

I bought mine at my friendly local game store, but they're available online on Amazon! Worth every penny for that fluffy goodness~

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https://www.amazon.com/Darkness-Dungeons-Dragons-Roleplaying-Supplement/dp/0786926503
Mainly a resource for more evil types of players, lots of good Warlock stuff if I remember.

If you want to use an app for making a character use this one: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.blastervla.ddencountergenerator

It's quite good actually. Way better than dnd beyond.

I help run a d&d club at a school my friend works at and we're about to run dungeons of the mad mage! (This book https://www.amazon.com/dp/0786966262?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share ) I'm so excited, but so scared of derailment!

Hello! Yes, that would work. But that’s way more lead that you need. It just says a thin sheet in my immediate thought was how thin?

Lead foil

Even if the technology for metal foil does not exist in dungeons and dragons magic could do it.

And I was like as thin as aluminum foil? Because lead foil would be really thin.

And you wouldn’t need to have direct contact with the scan. You could have a layer of lead foil, and then some kind of barrier so that I wouldn’t directly contact the flesh.

And then I was like why stop at helmets and then why stop at one person?

You can have an entire false hallway, with like 50 waiting enemy dudes separated with plaster with lead foil and then like a layer of muslin and then say a tapestry.

( I mean clearly they would have to know that they were enemies spell casters that Cast a lot of divination spells)

For that matter really powerful people could just line their office with lead foil and just make sure nobody licks the walls .

Spoilers for classic Doctor Who

>!One of my favorite classic Doctor Who episodes involves the doctor becoming President of Gallifrey using lead ornaments in his office to block telepathy https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Invasion_of_Time_(TV_story)!&lt; 

Thanks for this mean! There’s lots of ways to use lead to block detect thoughts without getting lead poisoning.

Unfortunately, I lack the proper outfit for a night in Ohio: https://www.amazon.com/Fun-Costumes-Straight-Jacket-Costume/dp/B07ZBQ3KXB

Whoa now, a Planetar Planetar at level 3? If it didn't one shot everyone then it sounded like it was scaled down, minus the AC; which I would certainly would consider unfair. That bit aside, these situations can turn out fun, but it is definitely up to the DM to mold the game world to the characters as much as it is for the players to the mold their characters to the game world. When I DM I'm more than willing to bend the situation to make everyone included as long as they are not being complete clowns.

Granted. It does help when both parties know what's expected of the other logistically. That's why I tend to stick to RAW pretty strictly at first until something comes up for discussion. We can always work toward a change that will make everyone happy over time.

Though, just because the undead tangent was started, I'm definitely on the side of the argument that they are limited to the senses they had in life unless specified otherwise. If for balance at the very least. Slightly more controversial, I'm also on the side that states they are not immune to all illusions. They are immune to mind affecting spells but are still susceptible to environmental illusions, image spells, invisibility, etc.

Yeah, that's a homebrew rule. You can draw again in the normal one, as it gives no limits on drawing from a deck. heck, most of the cards fade back into the deck so you could draw the same one multiple times

that was what I thought, but how assassin works is as long as they have the surprised condition, they get crit...and attacking them does not remove the surprise condition: https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Combat#content

Good point. Banishment requires a Charisma saving throw and in this situation I imagine Create/Destroy Water work similarly, just for a chunk of the elemental.

Just make it like the bandit leaders parry.

Parry: The captain adds 2 to its AC against one melee Attack that would hit it. To do so, the captain must see the attacker and be wielding a melee weapon

I think so? not sure if this link will work

Oh. Oh hardware! I read that wrong.

Anyway, right now

It has been out as a physical copy for... years

You could always ask your local Jungle Dragons

10 ft radius? Piss tiny??

The area of this "piss tiny" tent would be about 314 sqft. The first result on Amazon for "large tent for camping" is 10' by 18', or 180 sqft. It's meant for 12 people to sleep in at once (link, in case you don't believe me).

So... yeah, you and your party can definitely get a long rest in there.

Apparently there is a free version on smartphones.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=hb.doom_and_destiny_free&amp;hl=de&amp;gl=US

Sorry, typo, meant to say a D30, but I do own a D3, D24, along with a D50 and D60. I got them here.

Because generally speaking, this ends with A LOT of fucking, and the rules for fucking have historically been pretty poor (even the Book of Erotic Fantasy couldn't give us good mechanics). If you think combat or social RP rules are clunky, wait until you've tried 'Sustaining' rolls XD

Specifically in my case, we didn't start with the intention of the campaign being a build-a-harem workshop :P I know campaign focus drifts over time, though some of the party still ain't comfortable with wading into fetish territory. Funnily enough though, we have an virgin Alu-fiend on the team...

Dude, what? Both darts and stunners can kill small game super easily.

https://www.amazon.com/sharpest-broadhead-blowguns-visibility-fletched/dp/B09T3XMYGG/ref=sr_1_3

You telling me you think this thing isn't gonna kill a squirrel or bird?

So this is what you do to realign the story and get everything back on track.

The big bad evil guy is an ethical slut. So that would probably imply lawful evil.

https://www.amazon.com/Ethical-Slut-Third-Practical-Relationships/dp/0399579664

They are perfectly willing to sleep with the entire party. It won’t affect the evil plans but they won’t take advantage of the opportunity either.

They will also inform all of their many other partners. Possibly the party will receive gifts later from these partners. I’ve heard that is sometimes traditional.

You know it kind of goes something like this.

Hello Lady Marlane, Noted necromancer and traitor to the crown.. Is this business or pleasure?

Pleasure.

Commence the fucking. Cuddling and after care is employed.Then everybody leaves safely, Possibly with gift baskets of fruits and cheeses.

If it was business commence the initiative.

There is an alternative. You can take everybody aside and having a IRL conversation about how this is bothering you.

If it is not bothering you or anyone else at the table carry-on.

Thanks so much for this post!

Pathfinder: I'd say the act would be at the very least a full-round action, with conception dictated using the Poison Rules:

Poison: Semen

Type: Contact~

Fort DC: 15

Onset: 1d4 days

Frequency: 1 round

Effect: Preggers

Cure: 1 Save (or "Block the Seed" spell from 3.5 BoEF)

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Let us not forget that the word capitalism was created by socialists in the middle 1800s to describe the big government, leftist, economic framework known as Mercantilism which was practiced by nations in the West at that time to include Russia

Today, no nation practices Mercantilism, capitalism, today as defined by socialists. The vast majority practice Democratic Socialism with a few outliers still practicing communism. Democratic Socialism has much in common with Mercantilism especially in terms of the GOVERNMENT SACTIONED institutions known as corporations and the State getting a cut of the profits and controlling said institution though regulations instead of charters back in the day of Mercantilism

The problems we have today are problems created by the ideology of Democratic Socialism and not free markets, an economy, which is composed of the currency, labor, trade, and industry, which is free from government meddling

https://www.amazon.com/Wheels-Commerce-Civilization-Capitalism-15Th-18th/dp/0520081153

Your attempt to MISLABEL Democratic Socialism as Mercantilism ( Capitalism ), which no nation practices today is noted

And then please go to the post office and pick up the 2000 hundred dice packs I ordered.

100 Wiz Dice random pack

I need a few D12 also. 😊

Awesome meme.

Apparently André the giant in real life could be a horrifically mean drunk. ( His condition meant that he was constantly in pain not that that’s an excuse for some of his bad behavior).

He was also a really sweet and funny guy if he liked you.

There’s a really awesome graphic novel a biography of him by box brown

André the giant

Totally different one I didn’t read but it got good reviews

Awesome meme. Huge giant strong people can be super funny and sweet and often are.

That does not that mean that they cannot rip a mans arms off and shove them down their throat mind you.

😊

That’s a perfectly legitimate option.

However the Paladins of Sune would like to talk about being an ethical slut.

Sune. Goddess of being really hot and liking sexy times. Also love in general but yeah

The ethical slut

Over candlelight dinner. Or the backseat of a Volkswagen whatever floats the other characters boat.

If the character is any kind of a romantic ace than the paladin of Sune is totally down with that and perfectly OK with hand holding and deep conversation.

Love is love. 🥰

Mork borg! It is super rules life fantasy heavily inspired by heavy metal.

There are two cyberpunk supplements and an upcoming supplement about outer space pig creatures but I can only assume is inspired by orcs from Warhammer40 K.

mork borg

The game itself won awards for excellent appearance and design.

I’m going to agree with the people who say there’s a right way and the wrong way to do this. It all has to do with what the town can provide without going into starvation. The player characters can be good people but they need to eat and have equipment. They’re going to horrifically dangerous places. They might need other kind of assistance.

If the town wants help it’s OK if they have absolutely nothing to contribute but they have to tell that to the players so that they can prepare ahead of time.

( I’m not talking about oh no our town just blew up kind of situations.)

However if the town has resources and 10 spare them and just doesn’t want to give them up I’m actually OK with snatching them on the way out of town if you’re not gonna go back there again. Seriously all we wanted was three horses so we will take five!

And one of my favorite picture books good enough to eat among other things because it’s about a female trickster which is pretty rare in fairytales.

Good enough to eat by Brock Cole

After saving the day the destitute protagonist is offered a barrel to live in a new pair of shoes by the wealthy elite of town.

So she stole all their money and left.

( Again the situation varies. Don’t do that to orphans)

I’m gonna focus on the Deadpool part because that is awesome. Did you build him and fifth edition or are you using like meetings in masterminds which has a semi compatible chassis?

Also did you play the Deadpool choose your own adventure? I don’t know if they re-printed it in the trade but it was a four hour issue miniseries from Al Ewing and it was fantastic. The plot is bonkers I won’t spoil it

Yay! They did re-print it I really recommend it it’s super fun and Might definitely give you some wacky ideas to role-play with Deadpool later.

You are Deadpool

The real monster was the friends we met along the way.

😉

Also there is an amazing batshit prequel.

this dark endeavor

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.redrazors.pathbuilder2e

Pathbuilder is free to use. A small amount of content (pets mostly) is behind pay wall, however this will in no way impede most characters or games, nor test drives.

It does have Archives of Nethys with basically everything and Pathbuilder 2e for building characters.

Did some digging too.

https://www.amazon.com/Twisted-Manila-Hemp-Rope-Inch/dp/B071WXNJB3?th=1&amp;psc=1

Maybe it depends on the type of hemp? the 1-inch, 50 foot rope sold weights at 11 pound >.>