It appears they really do. Their Head of Marketing said they were absolutely not backing down to pander to a "particularly vociferous minority." I expect more awesome shitlording from these guys :)
This actually makes sense.
Typing fierce in the Thesaurus gives us synonyms like terrible, frightening, horrible, and animal-like.
So, I can't say I disagree with this image.
I don't think we can classify this thing as a whale anymore. Source: https://books.google.com/books?id=R3vobaW6FywC&pg=PA34&lpg=PA34&dq=average+body+fat+for+blue+whale&source=bl&ots=HycblsPmLJ&sig=XeMw8poIzbvWFsCnkCOnx8KeVAk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=0McjVci8O4GTsAXYrYGQDA&ved=0CDUQ6AEwCA
According to this the average body fat of a blue whale is 12%. Which is crazy low if you consider just how massive it is. Average humans are 20-30%. But this land creature is above 50% so she's her own species! Fucking fatshits.
Part of that World
Look at this food, my day to cheat
Wouldn't you think this buffet is a treat?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who eats everything?
Look at my stove, pleasures untold
How many wonders can one oven hold?
Looking around here you'd think
Sure, she'll eat everything
I've got cookies and cup cakes a plenty
I've got donuts and ice cream galore
You want sugary sweets? I've got many!
But who cares? No big deal,
I need more
I need to be at a big snack bar
I wanna eat, wanna eat be enchanting
Scooting around on those
What do you call 'em? Oh, scooties!
Using your feet, it just gets too hard
Walking makes me begin wheezing and panting
Riding along in the...
What's that word again?
Heat
Why do folks walk, why do they run?
Must they insist to stay in the sun
Being skinny
Wish I could be, part of that world
What would I give if I could live
In bod much hotter?
What would I pay to spend a day
Able to stand?
Betcha' it's grand, not to expand
Holding all of your fat weight in water
S J women, are not winning
Cuz of their glands
I'm ready to go against the status quo
Give them suggestions
Defy their standards
What is science and why should I - what's the word?
Learn?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to lose weight at a rate I'm proud of?
Being skinny
Wish I could be
Here's the list;
You Need to Get Over It.
Don't Stare. I'm a Person, Not Eye Candy.
Keep (Most, But Especially Negative) Comments To Yourself
Never, EVER, Fat Shame Me
Let Me Know I'm Doing Some Good
^^.
Wow this list just fucking pisses me off. And it's in popular news outlets, like we really need in endorse fat acceptance more.
Hahaha. He probably thought that's the reason why the photos were shopped, but the reason he stated was safety concerns since the fatties would have to cross the tracks to get to the sign.
I find it hard to believe a fat fuck will cross subway tracks if there's no McDonald's on the other side.
Inaccurate, I believe. They're probably more like 3 for 240 calories.
Edit: Yep. http://www.fooducate.com/app#page=product&id=97395DF8-FA73-11E1-83D2-1231381BA074
I know this because I worked at Walmart for 2 years and my fat coworker ate either these or their chocolate chip cookies every day.
One of the things I miss most about living in East Asia is the availability of actual sugarless bottled tea beverages like 18tea or Ayataka Green Tea. Every tea-type beverage here in the uk is usually sweetened to high heavens.
Connect to reddit via https ( https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/ ). If it doesn't work, they probably would need to block all SSL traffic to reddit (and probably to places like Facebook too) which is very insecure. People could steal your login if you visit via wifi.
I connect via SSL to most big sites automatically, using the HTTPS Everywhere extension.
>I spend most of my time doing anti-capitalistic, feminist, or fat-positive activism
Does that mean you're unemployed?
>Also, I advise reading this
Well she sounds just fucking delightful. I absolutely love to hang out with people who want to control every aspect of my interaction with them, up to and including my thoughts. It would be so much fun to navigate the enormous minefield of unstable emotions and triggers and oppreshuns she has.
And then when the evening is over, I will tell her to put the lotion in the basket.
Actually, having a fat or ugly friend who has similar features to you is a really good way to get people to think that you're attractive. Psychologically, people like to compare things.
Someone by themselves might be a 5, but put a fat person next to them who has similar features and all of a sudden there's a point of comparison and they might look like a 9.
Check out the book Predictably Irrational, it's a really interesting read.
I've posted this elsewhere, but I may as well post it here too. If you're concerned about comments in your history possibly revealing your identity, download either GreaseMonkey (for Firefox) or TamperMonkey (for Chrome) and install this script:
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/5550-reddit-secure-delete/code
This script adds a button to your comment history page that allows you to replace your comments with random characters and then delete them one page at a time, which is a huge improvement from having to do it one by one. The editing of your comments before deletion is done so that the archives that reddit keeps of comments effectively useless (the archive is not viewable by the public, but it archives all comments whether or not they are deleted).
Based on stories I have heard I don't judge people who use handicapped spaces. A lot of times the disability isn't visible — for example, a young person with rheumatoid arthritis will look entirely healthy, and can walk around, but does so in significant pain. They will have the same issue on buses — they really need to use the "for disabled person" seats at the front of the bus but no one will yield them a seat because they appear young and healthy. So many of them will get off the bus and wait for one where a seat is free rather than having to explain that standing would be agony.
This case seems a bit fishy but like I said I don't judge. Here's a great thread about it: http://www.metafilter.com/80454/Halls-of-Shame
Yesterday there was some shit about how inactivity causes more harm than obesity, as if the two are fucking mutually exclusive.
Of course the hams came out of the woodwork and the shitlords were downvoted into oblivion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8891252
If you have $300 to spare, grab some bowflex adjustable weight dumbbells. You can increase the weight from 5lb to 25lb at 2.5lb increments and then it's up 5lb at a time to a max of 52.5lb. Just need a cheap bench and you can build the base strength from home before starting it in the gym. Spending this much money on weights was motivation enough to use them.
Funny story with those weights. I bought them for around $360 in june of 2011 back when amazon wasn't smart about their amazon prime shipping upgrades. I overnighted a 110lb package for $4 just to see if they'd do it. They did, and a few days after it arrived the price went up to $400. You can see the price increase on camelcamelcamel.
I don't think Tess Munster is successful at being a model. She hasn't really been booked by any of the major brands or magazines. She was featured in Vogue Italia once (as wikipedia just told me) but fuck Vogue anyway, they had Kim Kuntrashian and Kanye on their cover not too long ago. They're trash nowadays.
The only other big brand she worked for is Benefit cosmetics. They hide/crop out her body in the pictures:
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=ejzp5i&s=8#.VQHXOPnF-So
So yeah, to come to a conclusion: Tess Munster doesn't have a successful career and she isn't very successful at life in general.
Actually, there where many Nazi programs that aimed to eliminate those deemed an embarrassment to the “master race.” Things like the T4 program come to mind. http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/714411/T4-Program
Associating yourself with Nazi ideology is repulsive in itself, at HAE size it is beyond ironic.
I'm going to Japan in a month. I'm so excited. I imagine playing "Spot the Fatty" will be like "Punch Buggy."
EDIT: There's that one farm anime with the fat egg chick.
Bingo. I couldn't find the study but here's the details from the article. https://archive.is/vV82H
>The University of Arizona researchers began by taking DNA samples from 84 women aged between 30 and 65.
>Despite all the women eating their usual amount of food and doing the same type of exercise, some benefited more than others.
If anything all this does is back up the British article that went out to prove (openly unscientifically iirc) that a diet is more important than people like to think and that simply changing your exercise and keeping the same diet won't do jack.
Yep! Most guys who are into HIV-positive guys, I presume, go for the "bony-from-AIDS" look. And Matt Rodriguez is a fat ugly Tumblrham (look at his glasses and sense of personal style) with bad genetics.
Full-stack dev here.
All I need is someone to pay for the domain name and hosting. Prefer AWS or Heroku, but open to others.
Can build you a static site which can be updated w/ markdown with something like nanoc, or perhaps some sort of markdown-based blog with the Node/Express/Ghost stack.
Not worth maintaining a Rails project for something this trivial.
Just let me know.
All FPH readers should pick up the book Predictably Irrational by Dan Ariely. In one chapter he gives a ton of evidence for the fact that having a fatter, uglier friend with you who has otherwise similar features greatly increases your chance of attracting someone, because human beings love to compare things. Like, he actually did controlled experiments to show that this is the case. Really, really interesting book.
I've always wondered why breakrooms dont have a camera for shit like this.
If you felt so inclined. You could install something like this and point your phone towards the fridge, you could even plug it in and leave it locked, people will just assume its charging or something. Put your lunch, which happens to have desert, in a really visible container and wait for the fatty to strike!
You had plenty money to feed you plus two
You let all the food chains make a fool of you
Why don't you diet and go exercise too
Get out of here, take your excuses with you.
You're sittin' down and wonderin' why you're fat and stout
You ain't got the willpow'r, you just cry it out
Why don't you diet and go exercise too
Get out of here, take your excuses with you.
If you'd watched your intake all those years ago
You wouldn't be a-waddlin' with your knees so sore
Why don't you diet and go exercise too
Get out of here, take your excuses with you.
I fell for your whinin', we went to the gym
You sat on your ass and complained that you're not thin
Why don't you diet and go exercise too
Get out of here, take your excuses with you.
Why don't you diet and go exercise too.
EDIT: Decided to finish writing the song, and added my voice. I apologize for the roughness (got a little too drunk and loud at karaoke last night) and unprofessional quality.
I set up a new gmail account because @gmail seems a lot more reliable than @fakeinbox and I'm not 100% certain the fat hangs over her eyes yet. I'll update as soon as I get a response.
EDIT: I got a response!
The password to both is "lilypad" without the quotes.
Honestly, if you're going to do something like this you could take five seconds to google the made-up name on the account I used.
A really good documentary about food/health/obesity is "Killer At Large." If you're not in Germany (fuck you, GEMA) this snagfilms link should work.
It can get a little too PC sometimes, but in the end it shows what's really causing obesity; lack of self control and ridiculous amounts of cheap junk food. Ends nicely with a glimmer of hope.
If you want to be absolutely sure, here's a script I found a while ago to mass-delete reddit comments:
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/5550-reddit-secure-delete/code
You'll need to download GreaseMonkey (if you use FireFox) or TamperMonkey (if you use Chrome). Not sure about extensions for other browsers that let you run the script. Either way, hope you don't need it!
Nahh, man.
This is one sexy rhino. Just look at those curves, the way its back arches. Its gental and serene face.
This is more like my housemate. (Managed to get a pic from last summer's bikini album for ya!
Practice not using your emotional responses and intuitions as a gauge. They're all fubared for you for the time being if not permanently. Track calories using My Fitness Pal or similar, set a doctor-recommended healthy goal (1500? that's my guess but I'm not a professional), and use it as a strong guideline. Stick to the numbers so you can put the feelings out of your mind and focus on life. I don't know to what degree you're in danger of becoming overweight. Numbers are the answer.
My wrist is insanely small. I went to the Apple Store to try on watches and the only one that really fit was the 38mm steel watch with milanese loop. I recommend trying it on, they let you do it in the store. Hope this helps.
https://www.apple.com/watch/apple-watch/stainless-steel-case-milanese-loop/
No idea what he was in for, but yeah that's a bag of takeout on the bed. I was there for 8 hours for yet undiagnosed issues and some other weirdness but everything so far has come back ok. I saw so many FAT ASS people in those 8 hours. People lying in beds eating bags of chips, takeout, Dunkin Donuts from downstairs, etc.
Edit: not sure if this works but a video of a woman that can barely walk due to genetuks - http://tinypic.com/r/312u0jo/8 - she kept going to the nurse's station whining that she wasn't being expressly catered to.
Any time i see a post like this, i go to the fatties Tumblr and see if they deleted it from their stupidity being exploited to the masses. Most of the time they do delete their tumblrs or have to start a new one or reevaluate their disgusting little lives, but this one set a fucking password to even get in lmfao
It's actually about 350.
Close on the butter, though: they're made with flour and lard. Fun fact: Mexico is the fattest country.
EDIT: lol, just noticed the site's name.
Is this the app? I want to try it out, but this doesn't seem very well rated or popular, so I'm not sure if I found the right one.
Smoking and drinking in public is banned. Street work out is very popular among youth. Putin even revived GTO (Ready for Labour and Defence)
Some quick math.
That bucket looks like... what? 1 gallon?
A 12oz Slurpee has 177 calories, 24g sugar
12oz fits in a gallon 10.6 times.
That bucket (that I'm assuming they each finished) is worth 1888 calories and 256g sugar.
For fucks sake, that's more carbs than I eat in a week
I'm replying again because someone sent me a PM asking for links to comment deletion services. I can't find the link to the service I mentioned, but I found this option while searching for it, and it looks to be better anyway:
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/5550-reddit-secure-delete/code
This is a link to a script that works with the plugin GreaseMonkey addon for Firefox (I think TamperMonkey for Chrome should run it as well). It should add buttons to reddit that allow you to delete single or groups of comments, and edits the comment to contain random characters before deleting them. The editing is important because reddit archives all comments that were made, regardless of whether or not they get deleted. By editing the comment first, you (hopefully) make that archive useless.
Your best bet would probably be to periodically run this script and delete the last few pages of your comments in your user history. Alternatively, just run this script to delete all comments before deleting your account.
Not that I expect ham planets to be hacking into reddit's comment archives to doxx us, but that's just what the script does. Hope it works for you, whoever sent me the message! Let me know if I can help any more.
While I'm at it though, whoever sent me the PM and deleted their account: If you made comments with that account and didn't do something similar to the above, the comments do still exist in reddit and the reddit archive. I don't think your old account name will be associated with them on the reddit website, but they likely will be in the reddit archives.
Edit: Just installed the script on Chrome with the TamperMonkey add-on. It does indeed add a button that says "Secure delete comments visible on this page," but I haven't tested it.
The fact that increased levels of white fat in the male body lead to increased levels of estrogen production does not imply "Fat literally turns men into women". There are a lot of other criteria for being female. Thanks to tubblr the misuse of the word "literally" is now a pet peeve of mine.
EDIT: Here are some quality examples for the entertainment of my fellow shitlords.
Don't worry, I'm sure that the fatties will think that the short 100m walk over the bridge burned so many calories that they have to treat themselves to a 1,600 calorie snack, and consider the walk to have cancelled that out.
(In reality, you'd have to walk around 20km to work that off).
Ugh.. "Why not?" Because you're a fat fuck, that's why not.
edit: I just looked it up, there are <strong>6,400</strong> Calories in one jar of Great Value Real Mayonnaise. Holy shit.
She just finished a shoot in NYC for a fatty clothing line and posted an 'unphotoshopped' selfie (she just 'bumped up the saturation), then accidentally posted the un shopped original. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=54wys7&s=8#.VOKMRy6zna4
then she deleted and blocked anyone who said that the original picture looked shopped. Which is why I'm sure she wants to see all the articles, so she can either sassily defend herself or cry about being bullied.
I saw a Gundam Wing model of the mobile suit Heavyarms at Barnes & Noble on Saturday when I was out with my sister doing big brother shitlord things. Decided to buy it so we can put it together, together. We've worked on it for a few hours and we've only lost one piece to it, so I think we're doing pretty well for ourselves (thankfully, the piece isn't an important one).
I plan on getting the Death Scythe Hell one this Saturday after we finish the current one we're working on.
You couldn't have been that fat: having a sideways is totally thin privilege.
AFAIK an apple and a banana has about 100 calories. (give or take like 20). You cant really see how many there are, but it looks like there are 4 bananas and like 7 apples, totaling 1100 calories. A large carrot has about 30-40, so all those carrots together should be just under 100. A pretty big orange has like 70, so that's 280 from those. The peppers and tomatoes are around 30 each, but god knows how many of those there are. The salad and the brocolli should be about 100 as well (implying there is nothing on the salad). A lot of food, but about a days worth for a normal person.
To put that into perspective, google says pecan pie has 456 calories in it PER 1/8th OF THE PIE (https://www.fatsecret.com/calories-nutrition/generic/pie-pecan). Granted that's obviously not the EXACT pie, but they should be more or less close.
These are obviously heavily rounded and the portions are basically guess work (cant even count all the fruit), but it looks like the amount of calories on the right is actually smaller than just the pie.
Fitbit has a scale with a max range of 350 lbs
Maybe get him one of the Fitbits when he meets a certain goal(they ain't cheap so you want to be sure he's going to use it)
"Because the bound feet were unattractive and often foul smelling from infection, they were never exposed to public view. Perfume, socks, leggings, and lotus shoes were worn at all times, even in bed, to cover the damaged feet with beauty and delicacy." http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G2-3425500160.html
Feminism is not a synonym for equality.
You are correct that it's silly to denounce it by it's name alone but feminism has and continues to do many awful things that most definitely warrant denouncing. PM me if you want sources and things, this isn't the appropriate sub for where this conversation is heading.
Hey guys, if you have an Android phone, and a Wear watch (just a bonus), please try out VimoFit. If you're new to working out, or just want a change in pace daily, this app is a great motivation. If you own a Wear watch, you don't even need to do the counting. It counts for you so you can watch your form.
I wonder if 1/2of the problem is how these fatties "count calories".
MFP has the same burger listed as such: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/en/food/calories/98261217
Calories are 520 but don't match up with break down of calories (i.e. 12g of carbs????? not bloody likely).
Now compare it to the Star's findings:
Cheeseburger
Serving size: 173 grams
Calories: 536
Fat: 23 grams
Sodium: 830 milligrams
Carbohydrates: 53 grams
Protein: 27 grams
Also the pig in the article states she "treats" herself to a Cheeseburger AND fries. The break down for fries is more horrific than the cheeseburger:
Fries
Serving size: 188 grams
Calories: 622
Fat: 32 grams
Sodium: 545 milligrams
Carbohydrates: 74 grams
Protein: 9 grams
Therefore if you order burger + fries (and my guess is she has an extra large coke) it's: 536 + 622 + 500 (low estimate for the tub of coke she'll get) and that in excess of 1600 calories in one "treat"!!!! Now add a 2 more meals of the same and we are up to almost 5000 calories and that's not minding snacks and "trigger" food.
I'm no mod.
But here's a picture of Kai Greene. Kinda looks like a wide fatty.
Here's a picture of Kai Greene looking not fat.
Whether you like the body builder esthetic, the reality is that it's a hard body type to judge. Bad pictures and bad clothes can make super ripped swole bros look chubby.
Now Kai is a terrible example because he's top three in the world for bodybuilding and his muscles are so large no loose shirt could really hide them. But I hope the point makes sense.
/u/Ninja-Kiwi, I say take a closer look at the pic this guy sent you and give it another chance. If the two pics posted here are the same guy, then it's definitely just a bad photo.
A guy with an SMV that high deserves better than the hams who think they're entitled to him (if they are rejected, the gym-goer is either "shallow and misogynist" or "killing gay sex").
That's true! Especially if you leave the skin on. I track my calories on cronometer, so I usually end up choosing more nutrient-dense foods, but potatoes can be pretty decent.
"Her mother has to check she is breathing while she is asleep and she cannot sleep on her back in case her own fat suffocates her". I fucking lost it at that, funniest thing I have read all day. Also a new contender for guess the gender https://archive.is/kldas/dc0de5f7641fe9fc479961dc55a88829cf1a5fd5.jpg
You don't have to save it in the browser, the lastpass extension for chrome (and app for Android) does local decryption only and has 2FA as well. They have a short explanation on their website
https://lastpass.com/how-it-works
You should try it out, it also has a secure note feature which is great. Basically the company never has access to your passwords, only you do and you can set various time-outs and logout options if you're extra cautious. I basically only have to remember one secure "master" password and use my 2FA, lastpass takes care of the rest.
I havent used this but there are Geo unblockers out there. I never remember the name of hem though Im sure if you search on reddit using a few terms (region, geo, netflix, youtube, proxy, unblock etc) you can find the current latest one. However I did see this Google Chrome add-on recently mentioned but like I said I havent used it. Ive used paid VPNs before to watch foreign content (cheap to rent for a day is like USAIP (for like a $1.40) and Ive seen another mentioned on reddit Private Internet Access mentioned) and this seems like a free one but give it a whirl
VPN is the way to go. For $40 a year with Private Internet Access. It would take some social engineering to get that type of info.
She would scoot to it and use her arm extender to acquire the donut without needing to stand. Weight like that takes dedication... To laziness.
Shave with the grain, not against it.
Also, invest in a high-emollient shave gel, like this one.
Finally, buy some kind of body butter to apply after your shave (which should be done in the shower, as hot water opens up the hair follicles), such as this product. This moisturizes the skin that's been irritated by the shave.
Overall though, invest in a good razor with lots of blades and a built-in moisture strip.
> I think it's generally healthy to criticize eachothers choices now and then.
I agree with that.
http://www.amazon.com/Want-Bacon-When-Grow-Up/dp/1620867273
The shit going down against those authors is reprehensible.
Dunno what you guys got for scales but I ended up with a really nice one off Amazon for pretty cheap. It's accurate and it adds some much needed class to the shitroom.
My Great Big Mamma
Author Olivier Ka
You may already know but amazing pics (like the pillars of creation) get posted to apod everyday. There's also a great android app that can set your phone background with this image each day too.
You can try this if you have an Android Wear device.
Impetus is my choice for interval training because it's so easy to use and setup.