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Before we start the video I want to tell you guys about something...
I followed this redditor and I bought the book. I now send photos of the pages to work peeps to express my end-of-day emotions. It’s a good outlet.
Edit: Amazon link
https://www.amazon.com/100-Grumpy-Animals-Beast-Flaps/dp/B087H9N4PT
Or maybe nose clip or goggles with a nose blocker.
Holy shit I want this
Edit: found it
From the original reddit post, the puzzle pictured was bought here.
There is no image on the backside.
There are lots of variations of the same puzzle; some with and some without pictures. Searching for ravensburger krypt brings up the blank ones and just ravensburger will show some results with the same pattern but with pictures.
https://www.amazon.com/PlayMonster-The-Game-of-THINGS/dp/B00CMUEYOE
The premise is simple. Youbare given a prompt such as "Things that we are better off without". Everybody writes down an answer. The judge then reads off all the answers you go around trying to guess who wrote what. The key here is to disguise your answer as somebody else. So the person who is the most innocent quickly learns to unleash their inner sicko to try to win. We usually play 'everything goes unless it involves a specific minor' so we usually end up making fun of each other. The game gets better when we've all had a something to drink.
A few years ago I bought a book on Amazon called Just The Letter A 100,000 Times In A Row: A Cautionary Tale. It’s exactly what it says it is, and I admire that kind of honesty.
Interestingly, his handwriting is almost identical to mine. I have almost that exact bad handwriting. I always thought it was particularly distinct, but now I see his writing, and I guess it's not. Here's a sample from like 15 years ago when I for some reason decided I needed to have my own font.
I thought me and my handwriting were special, but apparently my bad handwriting is commonplace.
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Once, I was at Walmart and I found The Romantic Side of Chopin in the $1 CD bin. I took it up to the cashier and said, “I already have this CD but I’m looking for the rest in the collection. Do you have The Classical Side of Chopin or The Baroque Side of Chopin?”
Oh the look on her face… as though she had no idea what I was on about.
Thanks. Just found these that look pretty perfect. I’ll order 3 I think and just somehow convince the guys to wear them. Haven’t really planned this far ahead, but I can return them so it’s not a waste of $100.
〽️〽️ they’re iphone emojis
Meaning: Used in traditional Japanese music such as Noh or Renga, to indicate the start of a song. More specifically, the part alternation mark is displayed where the singer’s part begins. source
Was curious about the article.
Apparently the Hearthstone community doesn't take well to anything that resembles shit talking. Seems like the three sides to the "controversy" are:
What an unprofessional dick, he has been acting like a twat all tourny.
Mind games are fair game. Trying to tilt your opponent is a part of any esports.
Everyone who cares about this is a loser who needs to look at their priorities.
Studies show that they're equally good when you don't know which one you're drinking but people like Coke more because it's Coca Cola. Source: Predictably Irrational, Dan Ariely.
am i doing this sciency person thing correct
It's not even that hard, just takes patience to get the pieces where you actually need them. First time took me about two hours to do this set https://www.amazon.com/LEGO-Popcorn-Cart-30364-pcs/dp/B07MK453NV
Well considering you gave me two names and the first thing I google is this https://edition.cnn.com/2018/08/06/politics/brett-kavanaugh-president-ignore-laws-unconstitutional/index.html then yeah no thanks dude if those are your best guys I'm good
You can alt+space if you install PowerToys and enable PowerToys Run.
It's got some other neat features like FancyZones (window layout editor), a keyboard shortcut manager, and a built in colour picker as well.
I didn't find anything, but I did find this gem:
"How to Take Better Dick Pics Than the Average Bro: Learn to Master the Underrated Art of the Penis Selfie" by Dick Long
https://www.amazon.de/Take-Better-Dick-Pics-Average/dp/1708897410
The hospital I worked at made it really easy to blend in with the workers. For the longest time you could buy the jacket they gave the employees (sans a department name) from the gift shop. The IT team all had the same type of backpack, a Wenger Swiss Gear Pegasus. So for about $120 you could easily disguise yourself as part of the IT team (badges rarely got checked when wearing the jacket) and that would give you free reign to go virtually anywhere in the hospital, including into the OR clean rooms (as long as you followed santitation procedure and wore scrub gear). The only issue you might have is that some areas are secured by badge access only so if you don't have a badge with the proper security groups you'd have to ask someone and the risk of getting your own badge checked increases. But much of the hospital was pretty much open to anyone who looked like they were asked to be there.
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If the average human is 70 kilos, and the average phone is 160 grams,^[1] the average human weighs as much as 437.5 phones. If the average phone is worth $208,^[2] then a human's worth of phones is $91k exactly. I think that's like twice a decent yearly teacher's salaree in 'Murica? Can't be screwed doing stats for that.
Hello fellow curious person. This book was a little over my head but generally fascinating and will answer your question thoroughly. There are basically a set of scaling laws that govern how big things can become before they collapse under their own weight. And those laws translate to structures beyond physical elements. Scale: The Universal Laws of Life, Growth, and Death in Organisms, Cities, and Companies https://www.amazon.com/dp/014311090X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_THFVY2YE9N5BDJFH9V2P
All my friends are dead Is a good one too my friend owns it
The second post is clearly a meta joke about the first post, yet OP has posted it here as if it was real! Bloody bonkers! Posting satire in my r/madlads? Maybe he thought this was r/2mad4madlads, maybe he's just a cheeky bugger. Maybe both.
I can't decide if I should ban OP or make him a mod. You be the judge:
https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Easy-Way-to-Stop-Smoking-Audiobook/B00P9U0L5K
Just putting this out there.
I've been dire enough that I would break into a closed gas station to self serve buy smokes.
Also, I'm not a fan of "self help shit.
Also, I've tried to quit and failed more times than you can reasonably imagine (no exaggeration, in cold turkey attempts alone, at least 2 out of every 3 mornings for about 7 years. I've tried and failed to quit literally thousands of times).
Yes the title sounds pretentious "The easy way? what the fuck?", and it sounds pretentious through the beginning of the book, talking about how it actually will be easy.
I am now a month removed from my last cigarette. I confidently proclaim that I will never smoke again. I feel genuinely bad for smokers, and even for quitters that are miserable.
I'm completely serious... it's been easy.
That's a tornado watch yo, a tornado warning means you're within the potential path of a tornado.
Not to say the OP isn't exaggerating, but knowing the difference could save your life! https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/the-difference-between-tornado-watches-and-warnings/432382
vancedapp.com is the official and only place to get it safely. Everything else is malware/crapware. You install the Vanced Manager and from that install& update Vanced microg (so you can log in with your Google account) and YouTube Vanced and optionally a vanced version (no ads) of YouTube Music.
Dr. Andrew Zimmerman is the doc
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/government-concedes-vacci_b_88323
This mentions the affidavit
According to this: https://prowritingaid.com/art/1243/genre-book-length-.aspx
That's on the level of biography length! And more than any other genre in terms of length according to that site! Damm
>There has been barely any negative coverage of Trump, are you kidding me?
Is this a joke?
You're objectively wrong if you're being serious.
for anyone wondering, the level is http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.tjf?level_id=6894941
yes i know it's a Jacksepticeye fan level but it was in the most played list so it must count for something.
You don't need to be computer savvy. You just need to be able to read the directions for downloading Java, Maven, and this https://github.com/ripmeapp/ripme
There are other apps that do the same thing. Someone with a few decent computers could run it on each and rack up a shit ton of pictures very quickly. It would still probably take days to a week though. My 8 year old laptop that runs too hot and is connected through a VPN can download tens of thousands of photos in a day. If they were all smaller files I imagine over 150,000 would be pretty easy.
Photo size varies wildly but I would estimate most photos taking about .5 seconds to 1 second. If I remember when I get home I'll run a few tests on file size.
If this person was in one of the countries in brown in this list, ABSOLUTELY MAD!
If they were in one of the blue ones, MENTAL!
By the way if you are curious, the format that Reddit uses is a very popular markup language called Markdown (technically Reddit-flavored Markdown). You can always check the syntax here.
This is the section where it goes over new lines vs paragraphs.
>There's no such thing as an original thought. Twain wrote that, ‘The kernel, the soul, let us go further and say the substance, the bulk, the actual and valuable material of all human utterances is plagiarism.” Twain believed that there was no such thing an original thought or an original idea, because every subject on Earth had been pored over, written about and analyzed
Oh it’s been done!
https://www.amazon.com/Big-Daddy-Multitude-Mustard-Plug/dp/B0000020KK
I knew these guys when this album was released. The guy in the photo said being covered in mustard was pure hell.
Apparently this guy also wrote a poetry book where it's just like one or two lines per page. Featuring massive bangers like this:
>There are no strangers,
>only untold stories.
Can't make this shit up. I wonder if he makes any money doing this.
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I've still got my copy of How to be Funny that I bought as a kid. Even back then, I thought his humor was too cheesy.
This reminds me of this one poster on amazon
> 5 seconds per number? How fucking slow do you think I write? Or anyone writes for that matter? Ffs, it may take up to a second to write out the hundred thousands. Your average is atrociously off.
I want to see a video proof for that. I just tested, the fastest I could write down a 6-digit number was 3~4 seconds but I doubt I could keep up this speed for hours without a cramp. I think this is just another proof that you didn't even try.
> At 2 seconds a number, 10hours a day, it would take 55 and a half days, or under 2 months. So please, tell me again how my math doesn't check out? Numbers don't take that long to write, especially if you're just marking and not actually trying to be legible.
You are going to tell me that you spent 10hrs a day for 2 entire months doing nothing else but writing down numbers as fast as humanly possible? And you think that this somehow shows that you are a completely normal person? I hope you don't think anyone believes that. Show proof of your story. Also you must have got serious wrist injury in the process.
> Also, what small notebooks are you using? I've never had a notebook under 1000 pages. It's almost as if you're just pulling numbers out your ass now.
Can you send me a link to that? I quickly checked amazon and apparently 1000 pages is the worlds largest notebook.
Not only is it fucking huge, it's also insanely expensive. I wanna see what 1000 page notebooks you have. And I would also like to see a proof that you can write down more than 3000 6-digit numbers per page.
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Really? I was just there in December for a study tour (obviously left before COVID hit the fan) and my University VPN worked as did ExpressVPN. And my passthrough Sim from HK or something like that (it used roaming from HK)
A VPN. ExpressVPN is what I use. They’re great, and you can sometimes watch 1080p YouTube videos and visit... adult sites ;) if anything goes wrong, don’t worry, they fix things surprisingly quick and effectively
The problem is you need to complete the lessons online to pass the course. At least when I bought it a decade ago =/
EDIT: here is just the "access code" for what I bought from the same author for $400 https://www.amazon.com/MasteringPhysics-Pearson-eText-Standalone-University/dp/0321741250
And you would fail if you didnt buy this, so IDK how its not a racket...
RIP PATRICE!
if you're interested in this thread, and you have no idea who we are talking about, PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR and check out "Elephant in the room" which is arguably one oft he greatest stand up sets of all time. And that's coming from Chris Rock, Kevin Heart, Joe Rogan, Louis CK and Norm McDonald!
Patrice O'Neal: An Elephant in the Room
https://www.amazon.com/Patrice-ONeal-Elephant-Room/dp/B004OW3HU0
"Most of it" can also be found on YouTube, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-dulGdlC6hs
Paperback new, with Mastering Physics and the digital edition is $120. https://www.amazon.com/University-Physics-Modern-Pearson-Mastering-dp-1292314958/dp/1292314958/
Amazon has much more negotiating power and much less overhead than your average university bookstore, so they usually have the textbooks at a fraction of the price.
>oh heck god dammit where do i order a frickin rainbow flag now that im a gay oh jeeze
It's probably actually just a few hundred with a $100 bill on top to make it look like 40k.
You can buy currency bands on amazon for $6. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07R9YPFS1/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_DGrlEb0M3GP92
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I'm still running on the free 4years++ gold membership they gave us when they got shutdown.
Don't have an iPhone anymore so I use Relay for reddit.
If you're on iOS I highly recommend the apollo reddit app, and if you're on Android I recommend Sync for Reddit.
They're both far better than the official Reddit app!
You could always add one of these instead! Did it to my roommate in college, and he was on campus all day then realized when he got home. Funniest shit I’ve done. bumper sticker
I'm 95% sure these are totally illegal to use but enjoy https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B01DMRDTXM/ref=twister_B078XBGQXM?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
Fair enough, but there are also books that simply talk about atheism without having a strong agenda in either direction. One of my favorite books ever is God's Funeral https://www.amazon.com/Gods-Funeral-Decline-Western-Civilization/dp/0393047458 which gives an objective history about how Western society has moved away from religion, and how atheism has manifested itself in art, academia, and philosophy. The entire time I was reading it I was also trying to figure out whether or not the author intended to promote or argue against it all, but I never could. That's actually one of my favorite things about it.
Also I think your argument only goes so far. Books like God is not great https://www.amazon.com/God-Not-Great-Religion-Everything/dp/0446697966 do spend a lot of time talking about religion, but they spend more time promoting things like reason and critical thinking, only using religion as proof to the points, and not giving it the objective or in depth coverage of any real "study".
Why would you say that? The Theta S is definitely 360. So is the Gear 360 which is slightly larger.
>360 Degree Spherical Panorama images and Spherical Videos up to 25 minutes