What are /r/FellowKids' favorite Products & Services?

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My favorite is <em>Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing</em>

edit: followed CLOSELY by <em>I'm In Love With The Handsome Mummy Racecar In My Butt</em>

Of course, you can't help but to be drawn in by the honest titles, such as &quot;Pounded In The Butt By My Book &quot;Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt&quot;&quot;, even if it's just out of morbid curiosity or because you want to attain the highest level of irony ever witnessed.

They're all over. Just google "music band shirt" and you'll get plenty of results. I got this particular one on Amazon for $13.

Yes it is - in fact, it's Sanzy Fresh, a version of him from one of the 50,000 tumblr blogs that popped up after the game's release. Which means that someone at this school knows not just Undertale but also specific Undertale AU fanblogs

Basically I'm cringing and impressed at the same time

Him kicking your ass while smiling his charming boyish smile would be a pretty good start.

Also, the handshake with Trump where he is clearly whispering "don't even try it you old motherfucker, I will drop your ass in a Toronto minute" was pretty good:

https://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FC4jw32HVMAA5M2G.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fi%2Fmoments%2F831179610062716931&amp;docid=M7DgVc9o0QHMjM&amp;tbnid=JEATusquwUs9HM%3A&amp;vet=1&amp;w=552&a...

stolen from here

> Without a sliver of doubt, language and literacy are to be revered by book lovers both young and old. But alas, the technology age is firmly upon us all―both young and old. Nearly 85% of American adults own cell phones and most of them send and receive text messages. Communication that began as text message acronyms, OMG and LOL, for example, have become commonplace on our screens for sure, but they’ve also worked their way into our language. In fact OMG (oh my god) and LOL (laughing out loud) are formally recognized in the Oxford English Dictionary! "Txtng Mama Txtng Baby" embraces this “newfangled” form of communication, most often referred to as “txtng.” After all, everyone seems to be doing it. No matter how the message is delivered, a loving, affirming relationship between Baby and Mama should be expressed. The text messages “O U QT” (Oh you, cutie) and “I <3 U” (I love you) begin this board book accompanied by smiling, colorful emoticons representing the feelings of Mama and Baby alike. The book and Baby’s day come to an end with encouragement to sleep peacefully “U zzzzzz.”

Its published in 2013 and i know no one that talked like this then

Why? They're a pretty popular site. Does it bother you that imgur has a team? Noun Project? Reddit, for that matter? I get that the 'content' seems silly, but the service was very real. There was a demand, and they provided.

I don't know what you're talking about. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to playing Play Unknowingly Battleround.

For more fun, check out the titles of the other games they've made. Honorable mentions include:

• Stranger Thingy: New Quiet Town
• Five Nights in House with It
• Cube Cup Hand vs Devil

Delivered:

https://codepen.io/anon/pen/QadaQY

Slopped that together about as lazily as possible. Seems to come up with some good ones though. My favorites so far:

Quantity of Brow Protectors of Nuts Users of Moustache Hoods of Loincloth Potato of Skullduggery

Could be improved with a better list including correct pluralization. But w/e.

Oh it’s real alright

It's on Amazon. Click "Look Inside" and scroll down a few pages.

The whole thing is in SMS form, which is somehow worse than just text-with-emoji books like these (slideshow warning).

Untrained. If you're not trained in CPR, then provide hands-only CPR. That means uninterrupted chest compressions of 100 to 120 a minute until paramedics arrive. You don't need to try rescue breathing.

Trained and ready to go. If you're well-trained and confident in your ability, check to see if there is a pulse and breathing. If there is no breathing or a pulse within 10 seconds, begin chest compressions. Start CPR with 30 chest compressions before giving two rescue breaths.

Trained but rusty. If you've previously received CPR training but you're not confident in your abilities, then just do chest compressions at a rate of 100 to 120 a minute.

Source.

Its an ad for this hip cool thing

"Fracking thought

Hey Amy - just a couple of rando thoughts from 35,000 LAX-JFK:

• A rising trend we see with Millennials are the really extreme forms of eco-friendliness like drones (a sort of tiny helicopter), colored hair and even things like lesbianism, veganism etc. Millennials will often post "N.B.D." on their social media after doing it , as in No Big Deal, also known as the "humble brag".....wondering if Shell fracking ads could get into that in some way....it's super clean, eco-friendly, strong, easy....and it's all NBD, of course.

• Solar Panels (black boxes that turn the sun into energy) is the defining energy source for Millennials. Wondering if there's a solar angle somewhere with natural gas? Throw in some robots, would be awesome with an engineering girl behind it

• Snapchat just launched a "story" functionality, which is sort of "day in the life of me" told in a series of snapchats that expire after 24 hours. It has a very VIP quality about it, since invitation only. Getting invited into Shell's Snapchat circle would be huge, and very buzzworthy and cool.

Hope not too random! N"

That was almost too easy to change.

ZDnet points out the really hypocritical element to all this..

> Remember, back in 2011, when the Web went dark to prevent the SOPA bill from passing. That was the Stop Online Piracy Act and it was basically designed to pretty much deny us all sorts of rights online, a golden platter gift wrapped up and delivered to the lobbyists who bought and paid for our elected representatives. > > So, guess, Dear Reader, who sponsored SOPA? Yep, most of the members of the current House Judiciary Committee. > > These six (three Dem and three GOP) spent a tremendous effort to destroy fair use for all Americans and here they are, a few years later, violating copyright and just barely hanging onto a fair use thread, right on the official site of the Judiciary Committee.

My favourite is Counter Terrorist Attack Death, a blatant rip-off of the ever-popular Counter Terrorist Shoot, itself a blatant rip-off of Counter Strike.

The knock-off even copied the thumbnail icon of the rip-off, as if that was going to trick more people into downloading their game.

Not in 17 years. I mean people still use both, and it’s not that big a deal compared to some other anglicized names. Calcutta was the anglicized pronunciation of Kolkata, which is what it was known as since before the Raj.

This NPR article explains the unique history of the name very well: https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/09/02/492447039/tk

Please note I’m not being confrontational here. Personally it’s not that big a deal, but with the political climate in recent years in the country I think that that disclaimer is necessary. I don’t mind either way. Everyone I know uses both interchangeably.

Torontonian here. One was caught on Sunday. There have been several sightings of the other one, but it's still at large.

Well, according to Ookla, the average mobile download speed in Afghanistan is 6.29mbps and upload speed is 2.70mbps. keep in mind that back in 2012 only between 5-10% of Afghans had internet though, and the download speed was around 0.56mbps, and wealthier, more westernized and technologically-savvy Afghans are likely to use Speedtest, and foreign military bases that use Speedtest may influence the results. Also, obviously the Taliban are not often residing in undamaged developed areas, so they will likely be using mobile or satellite data, which has much higher latency. Also, more tech-savvy members would probably have installed proxies or VPNs on their devices to avoid monitoring of their traffic and location by enemy forces.

Additionally, the vast majority of Taliban grunts would not have access to the internet at all, as the Taliban leadership sees it as a vector of Western corruption and immorality.

Also because they hire media companies who pay for votes. This article is about political astroturfing, but the same concept applies for corporations as well https://thenextweb.com/evergreen/2017/07/11/astroturfing-reddit-is-the-future-of-political-campaigning/#.tnw_zhBmT6vT

I mean Reddit gets millions and millions of views a day. The price of buying votes is far less then the price of tv ads. Why wouldn't they be doing this?

You shouldn't be downvoted for having an opinon, but come to the light my friend, lave the darkside behind!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpm4rjejFgQ

https://theintercept.com/2016/01/13/hillary-clinton-single-payer/

You should check out the Queensland Police twitter account, they're a gold mine. In fact, a lot of Australian police twitter accounts are great.

Here's a collection of QLD ones: https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/queensland-police-service

Personally, I'd suggest Battle Royale by Koushun Takami. Japan implements a program that picks middle schoolers at random and makes them fight to the death. Similar to The Hunger Games, but better in many ways.

The movie is on Netflix.

Well, not quite owned by Hillary, but it is owned by Univision, which is partially owned (and chaired) by one of Hillary's biggest fans, Haim Saban. Additionally, his wife sits on the board for the Clinton Foundation.

It's called Perfect Tower. Here's the Android link.

and here's the iOS link

have fun!

Cyanogenmod 13 on my GS4 with a mixture of Inversion UI and Neptune Material Theme

Wait, what? They aren't? But how...

Edit: Yep... they banned a guy for making a joke that Jesus' favorite gun would be a nail gun.

Edit 2: Nope, it's a parody. Apparently it's one of Colbert's writers.

https://about.me/kibblesmith

A $14 Christmas present seems like a fantastic deal on my end.

As a millennial, I'd like to point out that Intuit has spent many millions to make taxpaying as annoying as possible.

If you're gonna file online, use Taxact or something.

To parody: produce a humorously exaggerated imitation of.

Parody: any humorous, satirical, or burlesque imitation, as of a person, event, etc.

This isn't an exaggerated imitation.

It was sold at SDCC this year. The only place I can find it online is currently sold out. You could always settle for this T-shirt though.

Are you sure? There's no such thing as a kangaroo emoji, but the bunny emoji looks similar 🐇🐇🐇

EDIT: It's a rabbit, representing Chicago O'Hare Airport https://www.kayak.com/news/search-destinations-by-emoji/

No, they can create new emoji (on their platform only, but other companies can adopt it) using the Zero Width Joiner. So, Apple could do 👨ZWJ⚓️ and program that to render as a Marines emoji. Here's an example of Microsoft creating their own Ninja Cat emojis. The "Eye in speech bubble" for cyberbullying is another example of this. 👁‍🗨=👁ZWJ🗨. The more you know!

This is my game. I thought the format would be a good way to present the complexity of the game but obviously didn't do my research.

I'm just a lone developer who makes mobile games in my spare time. If you do like math and logic it's on the Google Play Store. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rosenburgergames.numberdrop

It wouldn't be killing two birds, it would be directly maiming a good portion of the Internet. Reddit, netflix, hulu, even Comcast uses AWS for Xfinity video: https://aws.amazon.com/solutions/case-studies/comcast/

But have you seen the Manga Bible?

Not to play the devil's avvocate but the company is mostly famous in third world countries which aren't very up to date.

they are the same company that made this 2d subway surfer looking shit that requires internet to play for some reason

I've been chatting with ifriend for a while, you can upload it here https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ifriend.app&amp;hl=en&amp;gl=US

it carries the conversation pretty well, and it's entertaining to mess around with from time to time

In comic sans' defense, it improves reading retention and it's one of the most readable fonts for people with dyslexia.

You are now subscribed to Daily Font Facts.

Even Frank Zappa admitted the suits were better at it than the younger and more "hip" during the 60s:

>“One thing that did happen in the 60s,” he says, “was some music of an unusual and experimental nature did get recorded, did get released.” The executives of the day were “cigar-chomping old guys who looked at the product and said, 'I don’t know. Who knows what it is? Record it, stick it out. If it sells, alright!'”
>
>“We were better off with those guys,” says Zappa, “than we are with the hip, young executives,” making decisions about what people should hear. The hippies are more conservative than the conservative “old guys” ever were. This Zappa of 1987 recommends getting back to the “who knows?” approach, “that entrepreneurial spirit” of the grand old industry barons of the 60s.

http://www.openculture.com/2016/09/frank-zappa-explains-the-decline-of-the-music-business-1987.html

Reading almost certainly improves cognitive function. I don’t know if certain types of books are better than others, but reading is better than not reading.

http://www.openculture.com/2018/01/how-reading-increases-your-emotional-intelligence-brain-function.html

I would've had no idea what Twisties were before I saw this story earlier today about a dude putting work-required, GPS tracking PDA in a Twisties bag as a Faraday cage to block the GPS signal so he could skip work.

Two references to some random Australian snack food in one day? How is this possible?

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the bitch forgot to add krunker.io because before i was allowed to finally install roblox again 75% of quarantine was me playing krunker 8 hours a day and talking to people on discord

So, you have an equation, y= e^x. If x is 1, y is e^1, if x is 2, y is e^2, and so on. Plot that on a graph and you get a slope that shows you what e^x is for all values of x. Now, say the x-axis represents time, and the y-axis represents karma. At 1 minute, you have e^1 karma, at 2 minutes, you have e^2 karma, and so on. Every minute, you gain more karma than before. But how much more? How much faster are you gaining karma now than you were ten minutes ago? To figure that out, you differentiate your equation. I'm not going to get into the details of how that works, but when you differentiate an equation, you get a new equation, called the derivative. Just as the original equation showed how fast your karma was changing, the derivative shows how fast the rate of change was changing. Like if you had y = x^2, where every time x goes up by 1, y goes up by 2 more than last time, the derivative would be y = 2x, meaning add 2 to the rate of change for every x. But for the specific case of e^x, the derivative of e^x is... e^x. As you increase x, y increases, and the rate of change also increases, but thanks to e being weird, the rate of change increases at the same rate as y itself.

I’m so glad my mom and dad got better off horse grade ivermectin! And that everyone else in my family who got covid either had little to no symptoms (the younger and healthier ones) or mild to slightly bad symptoms (the average to obese ones) None of which have had any “lOnG TeRM ComPliCatIOnS”

There’s more than one solution to deal with covid and if you truly believe that all the shit we’ve gone through in the last 2 years was done for our health and safety than why was vitamin d and exercise recommended or mandated? What about early detection!

I think you should check out this book written by Robert F. Kennedy jr. it’s been in the top 5 best selling books on Amazon

The Real Anthony Fauci: Bill Gates, Big Pharma, and the Global War on Democracy and Public Health (Children’s Health Defense)

OK. We just covered this book in class.

“How Language changes over time. From Ancient Greek and Latin to online phenomenon.”

I thought it was super obscure and here you are making one of its main points.

Did you read it too or is it a coincidence?

Edit: Found it on Amazon

https://www.amazon.com/Language-over-time-and-online/dp/B07X66DCLM

K.

http://hubpages.com/technology/answer/126851/does-a-car-with-automatic-transmission-have-a-clutch

http://auto.howstuffworks.com/automatic-transmission2.htm

They also use several clutches within the planetary gear sets, etc.

And before you ask: Yes, this is officially licensed Shrek merchandise that you can buy on Amazon US right now as of me typing this. I shit you not. Dreamworks themselves actually okayed this:

https://www.amazon.com/Shrek-PopSockets-Stand-Phones-Tablets/dp/B07ZWM99Z7/ref=sr_1_16_sspa?crid=S05ZV4K4EVRE&amp;keywords=shrek%2Bpopsocket&amp;qid=1637884468&amp;sprefix=shrek%2Bpop%2Caps%2C172&amp;sr=8-16-spons&amp;spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUFNTDY2NE8xTlRHQ00mZW5jcnlwdGVkSWQ9QTAyODE5NDQyQ0xZR0hRUDZRQUIyJmVuY3J5cHRlZEFkSWQ9QTEwMDI2NTYzMkFWSFI4WFdSRjY4JndpZGdldE5hbWU9c3BfbXRmJmFjdGlvbj1jbGlja1JlZGlyZWN0JmRvTm90TG9nQ2xpY2s9dHJ1ZQ&amp;th=1

Was about to order it until I read some reviews..

Apparently the sizing is often off, the quality bad, it ships from China, takes ages to arrive and communication is horrible. Don't buy it, please! Upvote for visibility if you want to.

Fun fact, all the positive reviews of the Shop on trustedpilot are 5 Stars and made by Accounts that all only reviewed getonfleek and a Shop called slickwraps selling Phone cases.. Hmm. 🤔🤔🤔

https://www.shutterstock.com/?kw=stock%20photos&amp;gclid=CjwKCAjwq_vWBRACEiwAEReprJwJzq7AUrKRCF34lNc-onvtJx4BQGBNSZpa78rqOQEqKZbWdMQ0GhoC07kQAvD_BwE&amp;gclsrc=aw.ds&amp;dclid=CIij_Paa09oCFRGSaQodlNoG5g

Here’s the TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@onlyattulane?u_code=d8e10cla5mmk5d&amp;preview_pb=0&amp;language=en&amp;timestamp=1575413746&amp;utm_campaign=client_share&amp;app=musically&amp;utm_medium=ios&amp;user_id=6741171476504380422&amp;tt_from=sms&amp;utm_source=...

I recommend downloading YouTube Vanced app. It basically gives you new, unique features. You can disable ads, you can bring back old comment section's look, play music in the background, and other stuff. I also use it and it works.

And no, it's not a virus (unless you download it from unofficial websites). The official website is <strong>here</strong>.

This is the only official site, it's an .apk file you'll download (not found on Google Play). To use Vanced with your normal google account, there's also a separate plugin available on their site

Ah. That sucks.

But the good thing with twitter (as well as reddit) is that they're the only social platforms that allow for third-party clients, and those don't have promoted tweets anywhere.

For twitter I use https://tweetdeck.twitter.com/ on the desktop, and TweetCaster on mobile. Haven't seen a promoted tweet for years

Haha funny Old Fashioned Whiskey Glasses set of 6,Crystal Bar Glasses Tumblers 10OZ Drinking Glassware Home Bar Gifts for Drinking Scotch/Bourbon/Cocktail glasses/Bar Whiskey Glasses/ Two styles (Premium) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08YK52LGJ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glc_i_NE8PH7QE15CDFA9H2SRW

FlexiHome Intelligent Bidet Toilet Seat Electronic Bidet with Smart Control Panel, Air Dryer, Heated Seat, Warm Cleansing Water, Soft Closing Lid, Nightlight, Elongated Classic https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08P4356D9/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_V1E6JAKKFP3NS0F7N9Y5?_encoding=UTF8&amp;psc=1

i have this one

I am such a shill for Big Bidet that I got out of bed and looked in my toilet for you. Seriously. These things are game changers.

We have them on all 3 of our crappers, 'cause we're classy'n'shit.

I'm pretty sure ours are from here, but my husband ordered them so it may be a slightly different model:

https://smile.amazon.com/GenieBidet-Feminine-Attachment-Cleaning-Install/dp/B01INP9O7S

$119.00, and it's showing an $8 off coupon right now on that link.

Make sure you use the drop down to compare models, they have a couple different models as well as handhelds (ours is the "Round Seat" model with sprays for the front and rear).

It's not wrong, there literally is an app called respect with the description "Use this application when you are talking with someone else. Show some respect."

link to app

I think i founded it... It's on Google Play.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=cz.netimage.respect&amp;hl=en

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Google Play: "stop playing with your phone" Poster: "Putting your phone away" Google Play: "become fully present with the people" Poster: "Paying attention to those talking to you"

a) If using spoilers, write what you're spoilering, else it's absolutely useless

b) r/lostredditors

c) Stop. Fucking. Advertising. For. NordVPN! They're not even a good VPN provider. Check out thatoneprivacysite for impartial reviews if you're actually interested in your privacy.

More work initially, but, once you get it down, you can just put the DVD/CD in a disk drive, and it will be ripped, and streamable to any device you own (phone, TV, console, tablet, Amazon Alexa), and, with no weird pre-rolls or ads. Plus, it means if your media gets stolen, or a disk dies one day, you still have a backup which you can still watch.

Relay for reddit is good. There's also Reddit is fun, Baconreader, boost, basically type in "Reddit" into the play store search bar and you'll find a bunch.

Unless you're on iOS, in which case it sucks to be you, because Reddit bought and bastardized the best iOS app.

I used to use RiF but Relay for reddit is my app of choice. The comment draft saving thing is automatic, too.

> Whyd he buy that graphics card???

I have that graphics card in my system. Worth every dollar it cost.

IDK what you're looking at but I'm seeing ~$22USD for the trilogy on Amazon.

But yes, it should be available at any large bookstore or library.

>kind of pissed off, you act like I'm the one being irrational.

Oh boy, that's generous. You're obsessive about this. I just gave my reasons politely.

>If you act like that in real life, you're going to be alone for a very long time.

Like I said, you're getting obsessive. You've said this and I explained to you why it's sort of meaningless.

Here's the lamp I bought last week, I recommend it: https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B01JNNO4BU/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1

I also recommend calming down. You seem to be doing that now though, less cursing, more effort to make your point in fewer words.

Next time it's just gonna be the Amazon link btw and I'll have a bot do it, I should be working unfortunately.

Read https://www.amazon.com/New-Jim-Crow-Incarceration-Colorblindness/dp/1595586431/

It's certainly not perfect but you may like it. Alexander shits on the Bill Clinton and I'm sure you'll get a kick out of that.

I recommend Sync for reddit for Reddit and Twidere for Twitter for Twitter.

Those are what I use, and I’m never going back to anything else.

You can either add the line

qemu.hw.mainkeys=0

to your build.prop file, or use an app like this one to do it automatically.