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"Don't ask me silly questions

I won't play silly games

I'm just a simple choo choo train

And I'll always be the same.

I only want to race along

Beneath the bright blue sky

And be a happy choo choo train

Until the day I die."

Charley the Choo Choo

I'm a huge fan of Lego but Lepin is actually great for sets that Lego has discontinued. For instance, the Lego Super Star Destroyer was discontinued but you can still find sets from private sellers for over $1000. Lepin has a near perfect knockoff for a hundred bucks. Spend a little time reprinting the STAR WNRS stickers and nobody knows the difference, with a 90% discount. I always buy from Lego when I can, but for something like this I don't mind buying the knockoff.

Not this time, it's a SciFi b-movie from the early 90s

EDIT: Okay, it seems like the "Guardians of the Universe" posted by OP is actually a re-branded version of "Neil Stryker and the Tyrant of Time"

Diary of a wimpy minecraft herobrine looks very slightly deepfried, is that the real cover?

Edit: It is the real book and a paperback is $550

Check out Simon's puzzles for this and other similar puzzle games. They're open source and no ads.

https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=name.boyle.chris.sgtpuzzles

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Half-Life-2-Logo-custom-laptop-mouse-pad-printing-size-220-180-2-mm-high/32619072542.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.4090pV&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10065_10068_10000032_119_10000025_10000029_430...

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It looks like the author is Victor Pelevin (Виктор Пелевин), a post-modernist writer who deals with very weird issues (but not Pokemon porn). The actual title appears to be "ЧИСΛА"... except "Λ" is not a Russian letter. It's probably supposed to be "ЧИСЛА" ("Numbers"), which is the title of a story by Pelevin (with a much more sedate, though still weird cover).

Numbers is about a businessman who's obsessed with the number 34, and has nothing to do with Pokemon at all, let alone... that.

All of which makes the actual book cover more disturbing and weird rather than explaining it in any way. It's like finding a copy of Moby Dick or Hamlet with this cover.

Here in México, we have this crappy tv show named "La rosa de Guadalupe" (Guadalupe's rose), which is kind of religious.

They did an episode (actually 2, part 1 and 2), which they were talking about pokémon go, but they named it "Monster Ball Go"... here you go https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.playfoxgames.monsterballgo&hl=es

I think I found a different brand of it and a similar one named "splashy the Whale it actually looks kind of fun.

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It’s a sponsorship. Ketchapp is a legitimate publisher constantly releasing games surprisingly popular with mobile users. They wouldn’t release a game clearly infringing on Ubisoft’s intellectual property.

Fuck man, it literally points it out in the description.

Available as a Universal Windows App, and Android.

Yeah Charlie Brooker is oddly clairvoyant.

He predicted Piggate in The National Anthem.

He predicted contact lenses with cameras in A Complete History of You.

He predicted human cycling batteries in A Million Merits.

And, some would argue, the rise of Donald Trump with The Waldo Moment.

Hulu, never ever. Netflix also lost/got rid of most of the content that I cared about with them so I unsubscribed from there. I haven't used iTunes for music since... 2010? 2011? With each gui change I started disliking it more and more to the point where I felt like I was using a program I hated because I had to. Then I remembered Winamp still exists.

I run my own media server now. I have multiple movies that neither netflix or hulu has. Does hulu even have movies? I seriously don't know. I just checked 5 movies off the top of my head though on http://www.canistream.it "The Godfather," "A Clockwork Orange," "Being John Malkovich," "The Usual Suspects," and "Treasure of the Sierra Madre." Only one of them came up with a streaming option, that being "The Usual Suspects." I have all of them though and can watch them whenever, where ever.

I wanted to also check "Gone with the Wind" (1939), "Snatch" (2000), and "Spotlight" (2015), but the damn site didn't even have them listed as movies.

Streaming services died to me a long time ago.

Just by looking at all the crap on the shelves, I can tell this is was taken at a Goodwill. The Amazon description is amazing.

Even after seeing dozens of CoC clones, I had to go and see if this abomination actually exists. Yes, it does:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.fortnight.battle.royale.fort.nite.battleground

Featuring screenshots of "GAMELPLAY" and an almost 50% ratio between 1-star and 5-star reviews.

It really isn't that hard to find if you even try a little bit.

https://www.amazon.com/Finding-Jesus-Jason-Wright/dp/B08P3T7591/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=finding+jesus&qid=1623844881&sprefix=finding+jes&sr=8-3

Full disclosure #1: I did not make this video

Full disclosure #2: This game's still up on the Google Play Store, but it's called Prison Bus Driver Valley 3D. It still mentions Stardew Valley in the description, though

Drastic is an awesome emulator for GBA and nds. Its pay to use but I love the damn thing and I had some googlebucks from doing surveys on Google rewards. It has a lot of controller support as well as customizable screen layout and onscreen controller layout. All in all a really good time waster. Best part is, it's on android so you can take your GBA and nds emulation on the road.

Edit: here it is

Here’s a link to the book and here’s a link to its sequel

https://www.amazon.com/11inch-Plush-Hedgehog-Plushies-Knuckles/dp/B0B9M871Z7/ref=mp_s_a_1_35?keywords=sonic+plush&qid=1666212194&qu=eyJxc2MiOiI3LjIwIiwicXNhIjoiNi45OSIsInFzcCI6IjYuMzAifQ%3D%3D&sr=8-35

Apparently this is just a stock image rather than being a specific ripoff of FanaticalFuturist.

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/battle-military-war-troops-smoke-1045196350

We'll see whether they keep using it for the final product (which is supposed to be out in October - they claim they've been working on this since long before the PUBG ban was announced)

This is just a stock photo with a fake logo photoshopped onto it, not an offbrand.

https://www.amazon.com/Record-Breakers-DK/dp/024129696X

It's not an off0brand Guinness Book of World Records. They are not trying to do the same thing as Guinness and offer a separate independently verified series of world record recognitions, it's a book designed to teach children, in a visually pleasing way, about the many wonders of the world.

The Office was actually the off-brand of The Office

When looking for the game that goes with that pic I see they actually have a new Office Idle game

As stated on an article by VyprVPN:

"This decision is likely due to the strong desire of the Chinese Government to completely censor what their citizens see, restricting news from outside the country. Along with many other websites blocked in China, Discord is also an easy place to find people with similar interests- say political protest interests- and communicate or plan."

>com.miniworld.mastercrafting.survivalboxbuilding20

I meant <em>a link</em> to the app.

That's just a stock photo that someone has photoshopped a generic logo and tagline on. It's not an off-brand when it's not a brand.

https://www.minetest.net is the correct website, not .org

Minetest is open source, which means that anyone can make their own app based off of it and even add ads or charge for it.

However, many of these apps don't comply with our license - we require the source code to be shared, and if they link with proprietary code like ad networks then they need to properly credit Minetest upfront

Unfortunately, as a volunteer project we just don't have time to go and submit takedown requests for all of these apps. It's time consuming for us, and won't necessarily result in more contributions or benefit to us

dunno if it's the same game that they're talking about, but I also wrote a review like that for a Minecraft clone, and the developer responded by saying that it's not aCtUaLly a clone of minecraft, but rather a clone of Minetest, which is a free & open source minecraft clone, which he pretty much copied and put on the play store.

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🎵 90s Digital Martial Arts Heroes! 90s Digital Martial Arts Heroes! 90s Digital Martial Arts Heroes! Heroes in a trench coat! Hero power! 🎵

This is Google Play, we have legit, official free money methods. I love this shit, Google already has all my data anyway, might as well get paid in store credit to tell them "yes I was getting pizza last night and no I won't show you a receipt" and "lmfao fuck no I don't trust you with my data." Because it's just a blanket Google Play credit, it works on everything from renting $4 movies to buying games and digital currency (like Minecoins and formerly Fortnite V-Bucks, which carry over between platforms).

Hell of a step up from the things I had to do as a kid. Lots of piracy and "surveys" in the hopes that they actually ever paid out.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Whatsko-Console-1280x720-Joystick-Compatible/dp/B08S7897GP/ref=mp_s_a_1_13?crid=1YIVVERGCEZC7&amp;keywords=video+game&amp;qid=1640183899&amp;sprefix=video+game%2Caps%2C123&amp;sr=8-13#

Here is the link (:

Whatsko Retro Arcade Game Console, 1280x720 FHD 3D Video Games Console, Handheld Games Consoles with 2PCS Joystick, Super Game Console X-3160 Compatible with HDMI VGA (Black) https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08S7897GP/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_g_ZPK6STM5SPHKMVEX2ZT1

From the official website:

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Here's the movie if anyone wants to buy it: https://www.amazon.de/Indian-Jones-Diler-Neuauflage-Chiranjeevi/dp/B001ADRU22/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=1GZDNKFQR9IAD&amp;keywords=%22indian+jones%22&amp;qid=1636088944&amp;sprefix=indian+jones%22%2Caps%2C172&amp;sr=8-1

Hahaha I’m guessing one of these

D.Y. TOY Weazel Ball - The Weasel Rolls with Ball https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B000PKFJKG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_8SWJ5SPYBJJ5TVXW0HMM?_encoding=UTF8&amp;psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/UMYOGO-Sneakers-Lightweight-Athletic-Running/dp/B07W83W4F6/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_sspa?dchild=1&amp;keywords=soso&amp;qid=1633500310&amp;s=apparel&amp;sr=1-2-spons&amp;psc=1&amp;spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExTlNPQ09TRkU0QzdZJmVuY...

For those who don't know, a Rody is a bouncy horse. They even come in a Miffy version.

What I love is it that the surfer dude from "SpongeBob vs. The Big One" just chills in the background despite only appeared in one episode. The same thing happened too, but it's on a shirt.

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Link to shirt: Amazon.com: Spongebob Squarepants The Gangs All Here! T-Shirt: Clothing

Hatchimals Pixies, Crystal Flyers Pink Magical Flying Pixie Toy, for Kids Aged 6 and up https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0848FJBVB/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_lxycGbQS0BE97

These are the brand name products I’m referring to. Looks like these are still being made

Here

Some of the comments in their descriptions are amazing:

Drunk Rick: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.drunkrick.rickdrunky

"Ricks sounds sourced sustainably."

Good to know, I wouldn't want the world to run out of audio.

The actual app instead of an uploaded phone screenshot. This takes away discussion about the actual app, and defeats the function of this site to share links.

This is just a map for Minecraft; it specifically says it in the title. This is not a counterfeit attempting to pass off as a real product. It’s only a Minecraft mod.This sub has lost its meaning.

Here's another closeup shot of Not Wario

http://imgur.com/gallery/Yb726ok

This comes from KartRider Rush+, which is kind of a Mario Kart ripoff

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nexon.kart

Why would it cost lots? It's an offbrand.

You can get brand new 'pdp' brand xbox one controllers that are perfect for almost 20 euro.... and that's a good controller.

American here. I have never seen this or any other brand of pea snacks in the shops here. The closest thing I know of is Wasabi Peas and I think those are actually imported from Japan.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001EO5YTS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Z0foFb5DBPKBS

Oreo may have the name recognition but Ive tried several "off brand" Oreos that are better than Oreos dream of being. When Aldi makes a better version of your product than you do, then you got a problem.

Hydrox makes a better cookie these days than Oreo does.

It's hard to explain. You know those gag toys, a weasel ball?

https://www.amazon.com/D-Y-TOY-Weazel-Ball-Weasel/dp/B000PKFJKG

That's what I mean, minus the tail. Now add a cheap plastic construction that looks sort of like a wide brimmed hat that is open at the top. Put the "hat" on the ground so the "brim" lies flat - previously you attached some cheap-ass dusting cloth to the bottom using velcro or something. Turn the weasel ball on, and place it in the middle of the "hat". Watch it go about its jittery, not very effective cleaning duty.

Sadly, I can't find a picture any longer. They seem to have been replaced by these roomba looking ones.

Edit: looking around a bit, cleaning by use of a "motorised ball"/weasel ball has evolved into basically putting the ball into a colourful microfiber cozy. At least it doesn't look as cheap as that weird construction. You can always claim it is a dog toy.

This...isn’t an off-brand, it’s a real thing. These are Pocky sticks. These are Yan yans. Note the difference.

Looks like the swamp thing https://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-Imaginext-Super-Friends-Batman/dp/B079YW84DG/ref=asc_df_B079YW84DG/?tag=hyprod-20&amp;linkCode=df0&amp;hvadid=312168601841&amp;hvpos=1o9&amp;hvnetw=g&amp;hvrand=17242496211888946172&amp;hvpone=&amp;hvptwo=&amp;h...

the original indonesian title is "merah putih", but they sell it as inglorious indonesian bastards outside of indonesia i think.

here's an amazon link if you want to take a look

It's a toy. I wouldn't call that an off brand. They make no attempt to convince you it's a real phone.

Durherm YPhone Toy Play Cell Phone USB Rechargeable

I definitely remember an ugly duckling movie where he had a mouse/rat friend, so I would assume it was a spoof of that one. I think it was made by Crayola?

Edit: found it I think: https://www.amazon.com/Ugly-Duckling-VHS/dp/1574923307

Since a lot of people like these here is the link.

XIDISO Mens Cross Training Shoes Air Cushion Men's Athletic Sneaker Walking Tennis Running Shoe for Man Red https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076C72FKR/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_.269Cb9KSF3G4

Genuine Adidas Soccer shoes here.

OP made a mistake. Nothing to see here folks.

Amazon link

EQD article: Wat...? Standing Twilight Sparkle Vaccuum Seal Water Bottle... With Feet

The <em>ACKTHUAL</em> app instead of an uploaded screenshot. This hinders discussion about the game, and defeats the function of this site to share links.

If people would actually use the function of this site to share links instead of just uploaded a screenshot, we could power more discussion about the actual app.

It seems that your comment contains 1 or more links that are hard to tap for mobile users. I will extend those so they're easier for our sausage fingers to click!

Here is link number 1 - Previous text "Yes"

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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rockstargames.gtalcs&amp;hl=en_AU https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.rockstargames.gtactw

Dont forget about the OG portable titles!

Nice try, Vinyl Revolution.

You’ve payed google and amazon off to be the first result in their search, now you’re squeezing into Reddit posts. At least try to post in the right subreddits. And don’t be the only post in a sock puppet account.

https://www.amazon.com/Whats-Balloon-Rescue-Audioworks-Producers/dp/B00509KP42/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1530899489&amp;sr=8-2&amp;pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&amp;keywords=whats+up+dvd&amp;dpPl=1&amp;dpID=519dSrIRNsL&amp;ref=plSrch

According to Amazon, people who bought this also bought What's Up and Spider's Web. They look equally wonderful!