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That’s what I’m using currently. It’s a lotion and after a few minutes on the skin it dries as a powder.
I wish I discovered this earlier! Hot days are not an issue anymore, and I don’t have to do awkward stretches/steps to get things unstuck
Edit: You’re a good mom for helping your teenagers any way you can!
That’s right damnit! The most masculine thing is to be perfectly confident with what you like and who you are, regardless of whether it’s “masculine” or not. Theres going to be someone who makes fun of you for anything you do. Don’t dress nicely? You’re a lazy slob. Dress too nicely? Must be gay. Enjoy wine? What a sissy. Talk about how you’d rather drink beer than wine? You uncultured redneck.
Just do you the best way you know how.
Also, have you tried one of these?
Here's the one my wife and I use every time we have sex in Mississippi: https://www.amazon.com/DMI-Elevated-Supportive-Elevating-Circulation/dp/B0009STNC4
You'll want a removable cover 😊
Edit: missionary not Mississippi
They have creams specifically designed for this. When I was doing regular shoots and scenes I’d get worn out and chafed.
Man1 Man Oil Penile Health Cream - Advanced Care. Treat Dry, red, Cracked or Peeling penile Skin. Improves Sensation Over time. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AN5WWJ4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_PDF3ZN6HFQWG6XH7BFMB
Straight up, I got a multi pack thing from Amazon. Simple black silicone rings, nothing extra. Gives you some flexibility so you're not trying to guess, and they work perfectly.
Edit: link to the set I got Doc Johnson OptiMALE - Thick 3 C-Ring Set - Stretchy Silicone - Slate https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HSMQX6I/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_azmRBbZ6FBJRG
Wear it around the house for a bit first so you know you will be okay with longer times.
There's two main types of flares at the end.
Circles (hearts, etc.), like this - https://www.amazon.com//dp/B01CAUBFOM
And bars like this - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07WFV2VH4/
The circle ones will press and rub against your cheeks, so that can get painful after a while, especially if it's metal.
Have him stop and put on more lube?
There's also lubes that are specially made for anal- Wet Uranus for instance seems to work better for butt stuff than typical ones, but worse for anything else.
Additionally- the problem might be the lack of stretching the prior to anal, maybe have him finger you first or use a dildo or something, though I haven't really had that problem.
That's not what it means. A serial monogamist is someone who never stays single for long, they just jump from one monogamous relationship to the next. It doesn't imply cheating. Cite: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/serial-monogamy https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Serial%20Monogamist
The thing you're describing would be better termed a parallel monogamist.
I take a Bromelain tablet every day, it's a proteolytic enzyme that is extracted from pineapples. It makes my lady bits smell delicious and it's worked great for my sinuses.
It's $11 for 120 tablets on Amazon. Amazing Nutrition Bromelain Proteolytic Digestive Enzymes Supplements, 500 mg, 120 Tablets https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00VU8SH56/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_WShEDbWRWZBAY
I'd say for your first timer you cant go wrong with the Albayrak chef timer. It has a classic turndial, reliable stainless steel body, and affordable cost. It's really a great choice if you are new to collecting timers
Hey good for you! But as someone who struggles with this sort of stuff a lot myself, just be ready if the thoughts and insecurities come back. I actually have a great sex life with my wife and have pleased partners in the past with no trouble but I still get those intrusive thoughts (especially during a dry spell - which happen in long term relationships) that I'm not big enough.
Small penis syndrome is a form of BDD, and unfortunately because of the way our society treats men with small penises it is not treated as seriously as it should be. If you find those intrusive thoughts coming back and making you feel worthless and obsessive make sure you talk to someone. And I don't mean strangers on the internet - find a good psychotherapist. Start addressing it while you are young because there is no reason you have to live like that.
There's actually a book called "Tell Me What You Want: The Science of Sexual Desire and How It Can Help You Improve Your Sex Life" that I read a few months ago. A leading expert on human sexuality looks at sexual fantasy based on the most comprehensive, scientific survey ever undertaken. There is a LOT of data and he writes about tons of trends, like who's inclined to be into BDSM, how age/religion/political views correlate with specific fetishes and fantasies, etc.
I personally thought the book was pretty pedantic and a little repetitive, but the underlying data discussed in the book was interesting, and I feel like a lot of people in this sub might really enjoy it based on the questions I've seen here.
Your post made me think of this book because he does mention the fantasies exhibited most often by Democrats, Republicans, and other demographics, and while he can't DEFINITIVELY explain the connections, he does speculate about some potential reasons from a science-based standpoint. Pretty interesting.
I have not pegged myself, as im a gay male, but I have a lot of female friends that have tried it: from what I have heard you just find a decent strap on with an "O" ring and a Dildo that has an "O" ring base and you put that shit on and voila.
Just make sure the dildo is not too cheap, and is made out of silicone or other bodysafe materials.
EDIT: Just google fued but if you want something double sided, something like:
or for a normal one something like:
I put a set of storage bins in the trunk of my car, similar to these. Whenever I need to re-arrange my trunk to go camping or whatever, I simply move the bins to the garage and my trunk is empty in two minutes. Easy Peasy.
For a the NSFW life hack, I used to keep a bath kit in my car in case I had an unexpected date. Included were travel sized toothpaste & tooth brush, mouth wash, soap, comb, deodorant, and some condoms (better to have and not need). It came in handy a time or three.
Sanaa Lathan, without hesitation. 🙌
This plus this and lube of your choice, which you WILL FUCKING NEED if you have a fat dick like I do. It'll change your game.
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Life pro tip: write this down, especially if you're constantly traveling to customer sites, eating taco hell on the way, etc., Magnetic key box, and a complete change of clothes to include shoes.
this prostate massager
I’ve tried many prostate toys and this one hits the prostate better than any others. I’ve had orgasms I cannot even describe with it. Like, “eyes roll back, my mind goes blank, and legs shake” orgasm…so I guess I can describe it lol
I've bought three of these purple wands for different girls. You can't go wrong with the value.
"Being vulnerable is the most intimate thing possible."
I read that in The Ethical Slut early last year. And it's so true. I shared every sexual fantasy I have with my girlfriend. It's been super fun and exciting.
The "true" dark web is hosted by the FreeNet Project. (https://freenetproject.org/)
You access it by downloading a client and designating a few GB of your hard drive to hosting a portion of it. It is a distributed series of storage that hosts all the sites. So it isn't on a server per se.
It works because the portion you are hosting is heavily encrypted and useless without the rest of the peer nodes. You don't actually know what you are storing on your computer. And neither does anyone else looking at the encrypted blob. And it's redundant so a certain number of nodes can come and go without compromising the integrity of the data.
The biggest downside is that it is extremely slow. Pages can take hours to fully load. Because it is fetching bits from other people's computers that may or may not be online.
There is all kinds of content on there. Some is easily found. Others is extremely well hidden. (Even by dark web standards)
The bigger the boob, the more expensive the bra. A small boob-ed woman can pay $20 for an awesome little bralette that is super cute whereas my 36F tit-ed ass has to buy granny bras (an actual bra I had to buy) because my tits don't fit in anything else! I am 27 and not married. No fucking wonder with these goddamn things! What the fuck is that bullshit! I want hot tits not sexless, material covered bags of fat! And especially because they're 3X the cost of a cute little one and 10X harder to find in the wild!
^(sorry... I've been angry about this for a while...)
> their morality BS killed reddit
I forget which sub it was on, but it was just posted this week that Reddit is now in the top 10 most most visited sites globally, according to http://www.alexa.com/topsites so don't think they killed anything.
For some reason I find Chris Evans in drag insanely sexy.
I guess a certain combination of femininity with masculinity just gets some of us going.
A Hitachi Wand with a variable speed controller is absolutely amazing.
Without the extra controller it can be way too strong for me or my wife.
I have! This is the one I bought : https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0831JDM1M/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=A2CW8M9LECJ5NW&psc=1
I was curious about them so I figured I'd get one to try out. The thrust speeds are nice on it because I can change them and speed things up, but you do have to move around a lot at first, trying to find a spot where it is comfortable because you have a machine thrusting stuff into you.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned Knotty Boys yet, they have a lot of good tutorials.
Also: If you are going to try rope bondage, please have EMT shears on hand. You can get them for $4 on Amazon. These are designed to cut material off of a person without harming their skin; it is not safe to use regular scissors or a knife to cut rope off of someone in an emergency.
New stories are still added, it's just the front page list that doesn't get updated.
Taboo subjects are allowed, they have tags for non-consensual, violent, bestiality, snuff, young, scat and all of them are used.
you could also try DeviantArt's literature search
I had a FWB I met through Match.com, but i wanted something more long-lasting and meaningful. But after lots of talk she just came out and said, "Look, if you want something physical I can deal with that." Maybe she was just as frustrated as I was. Hell, she even lent me her car to get to work and we hadn't even met in person until that time. So while we fooled around, things were not always like that. Sometimes we would just hang out. I remember going over to her parents (she still lived with them) and the two of us making dinner, watching a movie together, etc. I also remember both of us grooving and singing out loudly to Korn's cover of Word Up on the way back to my place (one of my favorite memories. After about 4 months we just drifted a part a bit, then started talking more when FB came out. We both got married to different people, and stayed in touch, but she passed away about 4 years ago suddenly.
Such a click bait looking article. But the vib/shaft-ring/cock'n'balls-ring looks cool. Cheaper on Amazon with prime too!
Assuming it fits, I'll post a review and photos to r/SexToysGoneWild
Of course it always depends on the poop type (shout out to pooplog) but generally yes, when my hair as grown longer its harder to clean after pooping, and it overall feels less clean to me. It also makes anal sex more uncomfortable as the hair makes for unnecessary friction.
I remove the hair myself. I got one of these wax kits that you heat up. Ngl, the first couple of times hurt like a bitch but nowadays it's almost as fast and easy as shaving, except I only have to do it every three weeks.
I use an android device but I assume iOS has apps like these. I used to use an app called SafeCamera but I am now testing out an app called Secrecy.
Both use industry standard AES-256 so you can decrypt them on other devices or computers. SafeCamera is free but has an in app purchase to unlock something (I forget what). What it does is take the picture and immediately encrypts it, but the camera doesn't really have a lot of features and can't do video. Secrecy is free and open source with a donate option if you feel like being generous since it is still in development. It encrypts any file type but can't make anything itself, so you would have to take pictures or video on your phone then open this app to encrypt them. It claims that it will clear up any temporary files like cached thumbnails but I haven't been able to test that yet.
Both apps allow you to make more than one folder, so you could have one for dick pics, fits,etc and not have to worry about people seeing the wrong stuff. The really nice thing about each is that as long as the person you are sending pictures or videos to has as any app that is able to decrypt these files and knows the password they can open it. And once they are done looking you know that if someone peeks that their phone they won't see what you sent unless that person actually share it with them. No more, "oops, I didn't mean to post that picture to the internet" or accidentally sending clam shots to mom.
Edit:if you donate to Secrecy it has the ability to hide its icon from the app drawer which is also nice if people are flipping through your apps then want to know why you have an app called Secrecy.
The free version of SafeCamera only allows pictures that are 640x480. The pro key unlocks full resolution.
Right now I think secrecy is better but YMMV.
It depends on how you define exhibitionism.
In one sense, most adults have done something like this! - because most adults, at least once, have shown a bit more skin than usual, or "flirted just for fun," or told a raunchy story (i.e. to try to turn someone else on without "getting off on it" sexually themselves).
And more broadly, "doing something sexual" could also include things like fellating an inanimate object, or doing a hip thrust/grind, or just saying something unexpectedly sexual as a joke.
And in yet another sense: many pop stars do this on stage. (...And beyond what you probably thought of immediately when I said that: many do it with their lyrics and voices alone!)
To wit: Here are two different definitions of "exhibitionism." And the second one makes your question a bit of a contradiction.
I've noticed this too. It seems to be a trend to try to make Asian men seem less masculine.
Hear me out. Asian woman are universally stereotyped as being appealing; petite, passive, they age well, they can cook, etc. I'm not saying all Asian women are like that, that's just the stereotype. Conversely, Asian men are stereotyped as being less masculine than white and black men.
There is actually some research regarding this subject. Bit lazy to find a lot but there is. This sort of goes into it but there is a lot more. Another one shows face types and Asian men get judged the most feminine.
It's kind of strange because it seems like a giant conspiracy, but I don't think it is. It's like...white men who run the media want to bang Asian women so they subtly manipulate the world through TV and movies into thinking Asian men are less desirable. Pretty far out.
What it could be is racism. Maybe. But the desire for Asian women is there because the Asian porn catetory is huge but there are no Asian male porn stars. Western porn, of course. Not Korean or Japanese porn. Of course the porn industry itself plays on race ALL the time. For example; Alina Li (a great Asian porn star, check her out) was in a FFM with Riley Reid and Lexington Steele. Despite the fact that Alina has been in a ton of porn with white and Latino men, this was marketed as her first interracial. It was just weird that it isn't considered interracial unless it's a black guy.
One of the biggest factors, imo, is height. Masculinity has been tied to height for as long as I know. Asian men tend to be shorter than men of other races, so that adds to the "Asian men are less masculine" narrative.
I am confused... do you want me to help you with cad in exchange for sexual favors? Do you just want me to teach you enough cad to make a Christmas ornament? Either way, happy to help.
assuming you already have access to a 3d printer, this is HOW TO CAD (for beginners):
You will need CAD software. Most Cad software costs upwards of 90$, but if you are just making small objects for a hobby, then you don't really need those. https://www.tinkercad.com/ is a free cad software that runs on most browsers. It even comes with a tutorial, so check that out!
You will need (or need to create) a file. To make things easy, only work with .STL files. You can save your objects from tinkercad in an STL file, and you can upload any STL file to tinkercad and modify it.
Have an STL file? good.
If you just wanted to learn the above, great! If you wanted to also PM me some Nudes/anything else, that would also be great!
A jock strap? Is that more revealing, since the butt is exposed?
I've got some of these https://www.amazon.com/Arjen-Kroos-Supporter-Performance-Jockstrap/dp/B0779PF8TQ/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=jock+strap&qid=1626871877&sr=8-3
> Had I known there was a Profesor of Pussy lurking in this sub
hahahahaha thanks for this. Was just having fun, and have been reading about, uhm, some bullshit society is currently going through, so I think I was more punchy than I'd otherwise be vis a vis "individual variation overwhelming population variations."
Joey for Reddit is a reddit client that is ridiculously feature-rich, fully themable, super smooth, and has 0 ads. It's also completely free.
As for a shower head you need to take into account your water pressure and that can help you decide. As for a "wand" if you want something small and discrete I sold a lot of these when I worked at acsex shop a long time ago. >https://www.amazon.com/Original-Butterfly-Kiss-Vibrator-Waterproof/dp/B00ONFL548
It was our best seller and easily sold 15 a week.
Netflix documentary on the making of Pet Sounds and Brian Wilson's troubled life. The Beach Boys are considered an all-American band, but it's impossible to understand them without understanding the effects of LSD, put into prominence on this album, and immortalized in the anti-LSD anthem "I Know There's an Answer." Too bad Mr. Wilson suffers from paranoid schizophrenia, because "Good Vibrations" (which he withheld from this album in favor of "Sloop John B") is as close as you can get to taking acid without tripping.
Mostly simulated with tricks such as these but not always. Here is a list of films where it wasn't simulated, but it should be noted that some used body doubles such as Nymphomania 2014) and some intercut with porn such as Caligula (1982). Some unashamedly had the actors on the job such as 9 Songs(2004) and Baise Moi (2009).
There are also cases when it was undirected and the actors got caught up in the mood. Photography for nude scenes is usually on a closed set (minimum crew) and rumour has it, sometimes they get caught up in the mood.
If it is a crawler site that just reposts NSFW Reddit content, as long as the original content in Reddit has not been deleted, these sites will continue to repost. Even if the content is deleted from Reddit, if the sites host the the content as opposed to just linking to the original source, it may still reside there for quite some time.
Your best bet would be to contact the hosting site and request that they remove your content. A cursory check shows that a couple of those sites are hosted by Cloudfare.
You can complete a copyright infringement report at their site. https://www.cloudflare.com/abuse/form
You can see those massage places here https://www.bedpage.com/ from my experience the standard rate is $30 at the door for a 30 minute massage. You get undressed and leave $60 on the table as a tip and they just do it.
They make candy stuff just for this. No need to be scared though. Take a shower so you feel clean and comfortable, but you don't need candy. If you really want to though here's a link to the product > https://www.amazon.com/Strawberry-fizzing-popping-bursting-exploding/dp/B07BYH6W6Z
I like this stuff way better. This is less than $2 on Amazon
Softsheen-Carson Magic Razorless Shaving for Men, Magic Shaving Powder with Fragrance, Coarse Textured Beards, Formulated for Black Men, Depilatory, Helps Stop Razor Bumps, Since 1901, 4.5 oz https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B0048ZIFA0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_NRFZTSSTTFG1681HTCAP
It's for coarse hair so it works on lower region hair very well.
I use one of these:
Douche Bulb for Men
with warm water. Fill the bulb. A little lube on the tip. Slide it in. Squeeze for about 5 seconds. Then sit on the toilet and let it out. Flush and then do it all over again. You just want to clean the rectum. Getting water much higher will get into the colon and then it becomes a longer ordeal.
Also, I will then use a dildo in my ass, sort of as a way of clearing the guns. If that comes out clean after a a few strokes (or more ;), then I know I'm good to go for the night. I don't always avoid eating after I do it and haven't had a problem.
I’ve used this lube and it doesn’t really have a flavor.
Wicked Sensual Care Wicked Jelle Water Based Anal Lubricant Unscented 4 Oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008Z9YQPI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_TEHB051KE9S3CD0R0EDH
Wicked is what I use and I’ve never had any issues with insertions
You might find some ideas here... https://www.amazon.ca/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAouD_BRBIEiwALhJH6HU4bsRm_vj8i_VIwQ6VQm3FuCIiY11AKdaPR9WobAkPOARRldpKARoCPO0QAvD_BwE&hvadid=232485350052&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9000501&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=17126285205199869228&hvtargid=kwd-302173423673&hydadcr=15859_10272848&keywords=natural+harvest+cookbook&qid=1610133566&sr=8-1&tag=googcana-20
This is the one I use, haven't found any better ones so far, but it can still be difficult if you have precum too.
(If you're scared to click on the link, it's "SKYN large" search that and you should find it)
There's a book in which a dumb dudebro protagonist is talking to his gay dude friend, and the friend tells him a harsh truth that I think is a bit oversimplified but is still, alas, largely true:
If you're gay or bi, you're either a top or a bottom. If you're a top, you can top men or women and women, in our society, involve a lot less drama than being gay so most top dudes who can be with women are. So, most gay men who are with men are bottoms, which means most people wanna take the dick and not so many wanna dish it out.
...but with a gloryhole you can kinda pretend or ignore or cetera.
I tried both, but I generally prefer to have the dick in my hand, mouth, or ass. When I put the dick through the hole? I was mostly just enjoying the fact that someone else was getting off on trying to get me off. I've done GH one or two dozen times, at least once with multiple spectators, and I've only ejaculated twice while doing. ...and that time was, frankly, because spectators were watching. ...I'd rather have been the one ejaculated in/on.
I think it's hard to be a desired bottom (esp if you're not young or femme) but it's easy to be a desired top if you can get hard and get off.
Short answer: Both. Why limit myself?
Take it from parents of 3 under 10:
Get one of these books for your night stand. Book Safe with Combination Lock - Jssmst Home Dictionary Diversion Metal Safe Lock Box 2017, SM-BS0402L, black large https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0728KW8W6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_6E0pFb8X4F85T
Then buy one of these and keep it inside: Anker PowerCore 13000 Portable Charger - Compact 13000mAh 2-Port Ultra Portable Phone Charger Power Bank with PowerIQ and VoltageBoost Technology for iPhone, iPad, Samsung Galaxy (Black) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00Z9QVE4Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_8F0pFbAKK1E7A
Now you can put your vibrators and toys by the side of your bed AND they’ll be charged for when you need them.
FYI both links go to the same product. Speaking of which those are a little skinny and, in my experience, if you want to wear something for longer time periods you might want to go with something wider like this
They make sets with varying diameters (more than the 3 diameters in your link) and also adjustable ones. I'd get one of those to help decide what size works best.
You'll get different opinions on how long to wear one. Some guys wear them all day but I think that's a little extreme (to each their own). I also think it's not a big deal to wear one for a few hours. I'll wear the one i linked above when the gf and I go on a date night (2-4 hours)
Turn Off Your Gag Reflex by Squeezing Your Left Thumb. If you have a particularly strong gag reflex, this popular dentist's trick can help distract your brain and save you the discomfort (and embarrassment) in seconds.
-LifehackerTurn off your gag reflex
You can usually remove some of the metadata for any type of file directly through the properties for the file on your given operating system.
For a deep scrub though and for peace of mind you may want to go deeper. There are several EXIF scrubber apps online. Just google EXIF remover. Then assess which looks the least sketch. Note that, when you upload to that platform though, they will technically have access to that EXIF data before scrubbing it. Who knows what they do with it...
You can also use image editing programs usually to strip EXIF. Something like http://www.imagemagick.org/script/download.php for example.
Or if you have some coding chops (even a little as this lib is pretty easy to use):
Lastly, many popular image hosting sites will strip EXIF as well on upload. But... Consider the following. Do you trust Imgur? Bill Nye out.
I think it was this one but I'm on mobile and can't see.
Ai Uehara won best picture 2014 at the JAV porn awards. They factor in dvd sales and online voting.
Sorry a lot of Japanese here.
“Loser” by kenshi yonezu
“Hibikase” by reol
フレデリック「オドループ」Music Video | Frederic
“Shunrai” by kenshi yonezu
“Orion” kenshi yonezu
“Daisuki” daoko and teddyloid
“Too high” by lil dicky-he’s got a lot of good stuff
W.T.P by Eminem
I have a lot of shot if you need more lol
Ghostery is not good. It's been bought by an ad company. It does some of the work but is iffy. ublock origin, with adding a few of the extra blocking powers it has, do all and more then ghostery. Privacy badger is better if you really want it and umatrix or noscript just plain old stops scripts.
This is a site that allows you to create a one time temporary use card. If anyone asks you about it, just say you wanted something from a website you thought was a bit sketchy.
I guess you’d have to keep changing it each month but I believe it would work for recurring. Never tried.
I have private Internet access it works great.
There is also this link here they are running a one year promo price and a lifetime promo price of 40$ us
I tried this one
and that one
Both are working great. The bottle was smaller than I expected, but it surprisingly lasts for a few months
Probably the objects I got hit with including, but not limited to a wooden spoon, a rolling pin, and a drafting ruler.
My girlfriend absolutely loves these. I do too, I think they look great. Odd name though.
I love thigh high stockings, but just seeing my wife in them is generally enough without anything special.
Obviously, there's a wide variety of styles and colors you could choose from and could rotate between.
For instance, I recently found these, that most people might not think are sexy, but if you like thigh highs, could very well be: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08DHQLD1V/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_5CNTWJWV4X3D1HSWV9YT?psc=1
I think what you wear above them makes a difference. I think one of the appeals is seeing that bit of skin on the thighs above them, so shorts or a short skirt could add to the image. Especially of they're like, rediculously short, with the bottom of your ass showing, like you would probably never wear in public.
He would also probably love to watch you walk around in them. So put them on before sex, and walk around the house for part of the day so he can just see you in them. He may also love the view if you were to be above him, like walking on the table while he's seated. Also squatting, sitting down with legs out and crossing them.
Have fun, hope this helps.
These shorts, nothing else.
I just got these in white.
They are very comfortable to just wear around. I'll probably wear them to the beach at some point this summer (the "gay" beach, for those with an unfortunate stick up their asses)
It's worth reading up on this topic.
I also recommend reading The Truth by Neill Strauss.
It's not what you expect, it's a great read and in one line at the end of the book you get an amazing insight into STD's.
Yes, it's worth reading the entire book even if it didn't have that line.
Oh, totally. Lemme get that. I don't buy sex toys on amazon as a rule, but as this portion isn't touching her body I feel like you'd be ok. I thought the wand was meh as well, until I got this. And then I think I saw god.
Shibari Mini Halo Plus
It’s cheap, durable, has great battery life, rechargeable, and my girlfriend absolutely loves it.
Well, sure, but a fair proportion of women will not experience an orgasm from penetration.
This book is fairly useful, but most of it distills down to DO ALL THE CUNNILINGUS YOU CAN POSSIBLY MUSTER. There are some other pointers, but it's been a while since I've read it, and for me, that was the takeaway message.
The female orgasm remains elusive and it's right there in the user's manual for your penis that it's what you should aim for. Cum-and-go sex for guys is kinda bad in the sense that women take longer to get warmed up than guys, so HEY how about a ton of foreplay, huh? (Or, as I jokingly refer to this, try a small amount of liquid foreplay.)
Once the venues of foreplay, communication, selflessness, etc. have been exhausted, then... well, yeah. It's fair for the guy to have an orgasm, but not the gal.
Get a trimmer with a guard designed for the job. It won’t shave down to the skin, but you may be content enough with those results and if you’re not, it’s a lot easier to shave the rest.
This is what I use: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B01K1HPA60
I'll counteroffer this. I'm an original Star Trek nerd. Put this on. It's not perfect, but it's close enough to the original to be acceptable.
In this case, it's the costume itself that does it--it's you in a hot outfit. You're not trying to be a specific person.
(I just commented above, but...books. No joke. There are SO MANY great books on sex. I can vouch for this one, as the example I had closest to hand.)
Basically two vibrators mounted to side of penis head. I have tried another one that has it in middle of shaft but this cheap one is surprisingly better. This will kill batteries like no tomorrow and you will notice just after one session it is weaker. You also have to put batteries in a strange orientation to get it to work. The speed adjustment reel also is cheap and you sometimes need to force it a little.
Those are minor issues, this thing does rock and I do not recommend top speed for the finish line. You are going to do it to yourself due to the stupid round speed adjuster being cheap. Then you will see why you do not want max speed.
i didnt buy this one but this looks like a good one
I bought an older verison of a Braun Silk Expert. I really like it. It fluctuates Hella in price though. It was like $150 when I bough it. I have a couple friends that bought some no name brands in Amazon for like $99 and they all seem to be the same. Hope it helps! Here's a link to the (overpriced) new model of what I bought.
A Hitachi Wand with a speed controller is never a bad gift.
Ah, I have dealt with this with my first girlfriend (for I, Nerevar's Bobcat, am the Lord High Protector of Relationship Trainwrecks). Her ex was a crazy stalker and she was worried he would do something drastic to harm her or her family. So, she went well out of her way - and comfort level - to keep him sweet.
If he is 100% moving across country and she is 100% down to end things, you should wait if you're into her. No use spoiling a good thing over a lunatic. Get Firefox; its Ghostery plugin; Mullvad, and ProtonMail if there are any concerns about him snooping on her devices. He might be a crank, but he isn't tunneling through a thousand feet of Swiss granite to peep at her emails.
Laws are the reflection of societal norms codified at that time...if you just take laws from US, in the 1900s the age of consent was between 7-10.
Source:A Guide to America's Sex Laws 1st edition , Posner, Richard A., Silbaugh, Katharine B. (1996) Hardcover
Just bought a super cheap one on Amazon and so far my girlfriend is loving it. Nothing bad to say about it.
Candy and Me Multi Speed Mp3 Design Strong Powerful Vibrator Remote Control Wireless Love Egg Bullet (Blue) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I3S6NLA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_KLHWybA6Y34VJ
Amazon. It came in a variety pack of 10 and I wear this one daily. :)
ETA: I've worn it all summer in the ocean, at the pool, and at the gym. It still looks brand new.
I got this exact set from Amazon and I have been very pleased with them. The size increase seems very reasonable, they are nice silicone, and they have a very wide base so you'll never worry about them getting sucked in, so to speak. That wide base is also a downside though. I have a huge ass, so the wide base really pushes into my cheeks, so it's not comfy for long-term wear. I think they've definitely helped. I am more relaxed when I insert anything anally, and I feel comfortable enough looking to upgrade to other toys.
Lube, lube, lube and warming yourself (and the plugs!) up are key.
Tried finding it. God my gf is going to be wondering wtf is wrong with my amazon search history.
Anyways I didn't find the one I was referring to, but I found a shitton of them on Amazon by searching gender switch succubus on Amazon.
Turned into a Succubus: Gender Transformed by the Devil Herself (Fertile Gender Swap Menage Supernatural) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013GKHUZS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_gehDBbV779HRZ
We coslept with our kids too. If you don't already have a cosleeper, I highly recommend it. It makes the transition to the crib/bassinet much easier later down the road. Here's a decent one on Amazon.
My biggest piece of advice is to just be patient. It sounds like your baby is very young, so it's normal for your sex drive to take a dive, especially if your nursing. Your hormones can take a long time to normalize, plus it sounds like your exhausted. If you don't want sex, then don't force it. Do what feels right.
If its hard finding a time because the baby is in bed, i suggest making a deliberate effort and find times outside of bedtime. Use nap time or when the baby falls asleep, sneak off to the livingroom. Or, if the baby is safe and happy, take 15 mins and knock it out while s/he is distracted.
Overall, this is a small bump in your sex life. It seems like a lot now, but take it from another mother that it really won't matter much down the road.
Nah, it's there forever ;)
But, seriously, get Firefox with Ghostery; HTTPS Everywhere; tracker-blocking, and cookie-disabling add-ons, then sign up to Mullvad VPN and get a ProtonMail account. Only use DuckDuckGo. Your Internet will be very secure.
I'd be glad to hear about how it all goes. Do you have any sex toys now?
I always recommend these: https://www.amazon.com/California-Exotic-Novelties-54786-Trainer/dp/B002LECOQQ
Great place to start because the smallest is pretty easy to get in as long as you have lubricant and willingness, and it doesn't take long (a few dedicated sessions not too far apart) to work up to the largest size.
The toy you're talking about getting looks like a pretty intense one for a first timer. It'd probably take a bit of stretching to get there. What you don't wanna do is try to jam something in there too big too fast, hurt yourself, and get turned off the whole thing. When it comes to assplay, slow and steady is the name of the game for sure.
I got this one. Surprisingly useful and reliable for something so inexpensive.
I started with a kit, a set of surgical stainless rods that were designed of the purpose ranging from 3MM to about 20 MM. How does it feel? Kind of hot, almost like peeing just in reverse but I am bi sexual so I do know how it feels to have anal sex. It was a bit different at first but honestly it was also a turn on, I know that it is not normal, it felt like I had to pee yet I loved the feeling, it was strange at first but soon I relaxed and let the nerves take control and giving the number of nerve endings it was fucking hot.
i would suggest to get a starter kit like one that is on Amazon for under $20 that has a variety of sizes. https://www.amazon.com/AAPROTOOLS-PIECE-DILATOR-SET-POUCH/dp/B01M0KBM4O/ref=pd_rhf_se_s_sspa_dk_rhf_search_pt_sub_0_3/143-3818804-1633459?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B01M0KBM4O&pd_rd_r=b8376c3c-1113-4673-9d8f-57b96fa5a50b&pd_rd_w=5n5H5&pd_rd_wg=uZPv6&pf_rd_p=35464220-1a6e-4035-aa4f-d89021920d73&pf_rd_r=5BM44PHJGQ18ZW38DJZ0&psc=1&refRID=5BM44PHJGQ18ZW38DJZ0&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEyRDkzN0czMTlBSDlLJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwOTQ1OTcyM1VET1JERk9XQ1pQUSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMjc3NTAyMllHVzVUUkZKT0M4VSZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX3JoZl9zZWFyY2gmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl
just ordered one of these https://www.amazon.com/Screaming-Charged-Yoga-Vibrating-Ring/dp/B01NANXQ3J?th=1 can't wait to try it out.
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I got this as mystery Christmas present exchange when I was in my teens.
Still think about this pen from time to time.
You might benefit from sex-dice. Roll the dice and do what you're told. Like these https://www.amazon.com/Romantic-Couples-Newlyweds-Acrylic-Naughty/dp/B0BBBNBFKG/ref=sr\_1\_12?crid=2P0C7I7BL9392&keywords=adult+dice&qid=1671503374&sprefix=adult+dice%2Caps%2C86&sr=8-12
So would it be good to use this razor for trimming down the bush and standard razor for the balls?