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I remember at comic con these two girls asked if I could take their picture for them so I thought it would look best to crouch low & angle it upwards.

They immediately stopped me & said "Nooo girls like it when it's aimed down."

Im sitting there like "Wouldn't it be prettier to make you seem taller like a Gal Gadot Amazon or something?"

They went "nahhh" so I made them look like munchkins they wished to be

EDIT- Before you reply, saying how terrible my idea was I want to clarify that

I was going for THIS ANGLE and I am NOT going for THIS WRONG ANGLE.

If you still think my angle is complete dogshit, then proceed onward

I thought all it means is that women should have equal rights and opportunities as men. I consider myself a feminist.

Edit: or everyone saying I'm an egaltarian or whatever:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/feminism

Edit again: if you call yourself an egaltarian instead of a feminist, I'm gonna assume you think "all lives matter" as well.

For generating the visualizations we used d3.js in a Vue.js web application with privacy-respecting client-side rendering. For designing the visualizations we created a custom-made sample data generator to help us design for edge cases.

You realize you can google emoji's right. https://emojipedia.org/upside-down-face/

>A face that is upside-down, often representing a sense silliness or goofiness. Sometimes used as an ambiguous emotion, such as joking or sarcasm.

The interesting thing about dating apps is the negative feedback loop embedded in the match algorithm. If you keep getting rejected by people who are more desirable you will eventually not see them anymore. This helps attractive people, liked by many, to continue using the service. Was quite the discovery to learn attractiveness is actually measured on matchmaking platforms. Described in more detail in this book if anyone wants to learn more.

Ok Imma hijack the top comment to explain that I’m the guy who gave these to her and found her tweet after the date. Pls stop saying keeper and Marry him I’m so embarrassed lol.

She seemed like she could take a good dirty-ish joke so I thought I’d give her the Dickosaur as an intro to one of my hobbies, 3D printing. And she absolutely loved it.

The flower was a result of me getting my mother a flower arrangement for her birthday the next day and just asked if she wanted one while I was in the store and got her one as well.

And no I did not model this after my peener and it can’t be used as a sex toy cause it’s like 4 cm tall.

STL for the dickosaur: https://cults3d.com/fr/modèle-3d/coquin/dino-dick

I’m glad you guys enjoyed my weird silly gifts.

That quote is actually not from the Art of War, but is instead called the Strategic Offensive principle of war.

This quote from the Art of War is similar, but not altogether the same:
"The general who is skilled in defense hides in the most secret recesses of the earth; he who is skilled in attack flashes forth from the topmost heights of heaven. Thus on the one hand we have ability to protect ourselves; on the other, a victory that is complete."
- Sun Tzu The Art of War

Edit: I highly recommend that anyone interested in reading to read the Art of War, although it is quite dense in material, it is only 38 or so pages long! It's actually very applicable to areas other than warfare as well.

Personally, I wouldn’t be able hold a kitten in my hand and chose to feed it to a snake. I also wouldn’t be able to feed a snake to a cat either. But I’m the type of person who can’t even kill a spider.

That all being said- I would be okay with a snake owner feeding their snake a kitten. As long as I didn’t have to watch.

The book also mentioned an interesting thing with cats which I feel like is appropriate to add here. Since people are upset with these guys feeding a bird to a snake... would those same people let their pet cats go outside? Outdoor cats kill birds. If you’re against a snake eating a bird, shouldn’t you also be equally against a cat eating a bird? Or to go deeper into the human ethics hole- why is it not okay for the snake to eat a bird, but it’s okay for a human to eat a bird like chicken or turkey? In both scenarios a bird is dying so another creature can feed on it. Why shouldn’t the snake get the same liberty as a human? If anything, it’s “worse” for the human to eat a bird because humans aren’t purely carnivorous like snakes. So they can choose what to eat and have the ability to think about the ethics of their choices, unlike a snake. It seems more cruel for a human to make the conscious decision to kill another animal to eat, than a snake just doing its snake thing. So, should people who think it’s bad to feed a bird to a snake be vegetarian?

For those interested in this book it’s called Some We Love, Some We Hate, Some We Eat

I feel that screenshot color balance is ever worse than on the app.

-I really like the way your place is decorated !
Seems real cozyy!
- 😂
That's Ikea
-Not just Ikea.. Its also the great mind that put things together!
Do you do interior design or something?
-No like I am literally inside of an ikea in that picture

There's a very useful app called HelloTalk, which matches you with native speakers of the language you're trying to learn.

Also, there are very good Spanish directors whose offerings can definitely be found subbed. Check out Almodóvar and, if you want something really out-there, Jodorowsky.

Play store link: HelloTalk

Use this to record your screen

*Here's what it looks like

I'm still getting used to this phone.

In their world a man that have any kind of preference based on a female body is misogyny, but a woman that have preference based on a male body is called "freedom". Also, they believe society ONLY implies unrealistic standards for women. 🙄

*Guy walks into the restaurant while talking into his phone*

"Haha hey, oomfies! It's ya boy DaddyNoScope420 here with a new first date! Before we start spitting game, make sure to hit that bell! Today's date is sponsored by NordVPN."

> 50% of marriages fail.

Total myth.

This got me thinking about the stereotype that foutons are cheap and uncomfortable.

Turns out the most expensive fouton is $6k and plus af

> I think “suit juice” is the ‘juice’ that accumulates in the suit throughout the course of the race

Nope, but that's a pretty gross image

The numbers support what you're saying:

WAPO: 20 Deadliest Jobs

The Motley Fool: Dying for a Paycheck

I would argue that the fool is inflating numbers for the military -- realistically you should only consider suicide/killed in action/death from illness as a result of combat; if you only consider those the rate of death in the military is even less egregious.

If you'd do it without the monetary incentive as well, then good for you. Technically he is correct though. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/prostitute .

Whore - "a female prostitute" Prostitute - "a person who has sex with someone for money"

If you are ever curious of your standing on the scale, here is a place you can upload a photo of yourself and have it statistically tested for.

Edit: enter at your own risk.. I apologize in advance

Nope, that sentence makes absolutely no sense in Spanish. Directly translated to English it does, but it doesn't in Spanish. Other examples of this is "En un minuto." which means "In one minute." If you say "En uno minuto" you sound like an American who just started to learn Spanish (no offense meant.)

Source: I'm a Native Spanish speaker.

A little more detailed explanation: https://www.duolingo.com/comment/4327

You could still be right, but the default facepalm emoji (without any gender modifier) is female for most emoji sets. This is the default: 🤦, and this is the female one: 🤦‍♀️. They're the same for me. So OP could just be using the default one/have a phone that doesn't support gender emoji yet.

Go to whatever the Dutch match.com is and count how many girls have a a listed min height of 170cm or less compared to the ones that list 180cm and up.

Most of the time it doesn't need to be mentioned. If you are shorter than the girl you have no chance and most prefer 7-8cm height differential. Makes them feel small and girly. Course guys are the same wanting girls that make them feel big and manly...

>The oppressed, instead of striving for liberation, tend themselves to become oppressors

Gotta fight the natural instinct to oppress those that used to be oppressors.

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Paulo_Freire

i mean they're always gonna use an algorithm this is apparently how they do it now , not very clear apparently. Still its always gonna be designed to be against you (sort of like how facebook killed the organic reach to get people to pay more for promotion)

I know you're joking, but there actually exists a canvas designed to have sex on.

I only know it existed because of when I happened across the item while working at Amazon haha.

is that even still a thing? or the kids just ghost now

Edit: oh wait, here it is. Damn right San Diego is first.

I'm not a professional, so this is just a guess, but based on what I understand about copyright law:

If a party permits free personal use of its intellectual property (the meme images, shared for fun on the internet) but does pursue its rights to that property in commercial use, that's loosely the same as the company claiming a "non-commercial" creative commons license on that property. A lot of profitless internet sharing, after all, is considered "fair use."

Such a course of action stands in contrast with a complete failure to pursue any copyright infringement (which can ultimately result in your property becoming part of the public domain, thus forfeiting copyright). Basically, if you have a copyright and a bunch of people adopt it commercially, especially if they then make money off of it, you can't 5 years later single out one or a few commercial users and say "I want you guys specifically to pay me for this, even though I didn't say anything to anyone else about it in the last half decade."

http://www.espn.com/olympics/summer/2012/story/_/id/8133052/athletes-spill-details-dirty-secrets-olympic-village-espn-magazine

It's a bunch of athletes with perfect bodies, high drive, and testosterone (and time) to burn after their events end.

In case you're actually interested in the actual facts, not just trying to stubbornly advocate your standpoint, you might want to read up on some actual science instead of the redpill bullshit you've probably been fed. According to these papers, social status and/or wealth were among the lower ranks of commonly desired personality traits in both males and females (although females did value it significantly higher than males):

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/David_Buss/publication/232444193_Preferences_in_human_mate_selection/links/0912f514370779cbf2000000.pdf

http://web.calstatela.edu/faculty/pregan/PDF%20files/Regan%20et%20al.%20(2000).

That enough citation for you brah?

Coincidentally, both studies also found that the highest valued trait was a kind, friendly and exciting personality (I guess that's "GAME" in your terms?)... but sure, these sluts are totally not dating you because you're not driving a Porsche.

Getting back on Tinder after a long time. Any suggestions on how the pics and bio can be improved are welcome!

https://tinder.com/@im_peterpan

EDIT: Created a tinder profile with some changes. Let me know if there's anything I should change!

>Then in your 20's and 30's when your friends start having kids you hear about how they have to try for a few years to actually get pregnant.

This has happened to a few of my friends and according to their doctor it was from using birth control for so long. Here's a source if you don't believe me- a feeeeemale

Seriously dude there's so many other words to describe women then female

ESPN article from 2012 Olympics about the rampant sex that occurs in the Olympic Village

Lol and then followed up her laughing with something else thats difficult to respond too. Do something nice for yourself, and get this audio book How To Talk Anyone. https://www.amazon.com/How-to-Talk-to-Anyone-audiobook/dp/B013GXDRKC

Check out Firefox Focus. Its a small lightweight browser with built in ad/tracker blocking and is incognito by default. I only use Chrome for logged in sites and focus for every random query/article/news/Reddit links etc.

I think I'm doing okay on tinder (at least I get matches), but would still like some feedback.

https://tinder.com/@poulerik

Profile translation:

The other night, I dreamt that I was a butterfly, and now I'm uncertain if I actually AM a butterfly, who dreams it's a 182cm tall man, who wishes to find a nice human woman, who's height doesn't matter, on tinder 🦋

I once connected my cats litterbox to the Internet, been chased down a mountain by an angry cow, tried to make my own hooch, bribed Spotify to release a really bad song, and so much more.

For future reference, justwatch.com is a really handy site for this sort of thing, and it shows all 5 seasons streaming free (with commercials) on IMDBtv.

https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/the-a-team

That’s like saying every American speaks perfect English because they’re American. You’re still incorrect. First link Second link that contradicts the first

I don't know why. if he insists ask him to take a screenshot showing where it says it and email it to you (don't give him your email)

As for where to send it, go to temp-mail.org and send him that email address to send to.

You'll have access to that account while that page is open.

--

There's one more possibility : he reversed searched your pictures and found another social media account (Facebook or Instagram etc) and found more details about you there.

To be fair, the resolution of the tinder pictures is something like 840x640, so if you upload a higher resolution one from a modern mobile phone or a camera, the end result will simply look terrible. So if you have a higher res picture, you have to shrink it down to 840x640 (or whatever tinder's res is) in order to make it look decent. A good and lightweight app for that, Image Shrink Lite.

EDIT: Came here to say that tinder's image resolution is actually 640x800.

1. Root your phone.
   
2. Download Emoji Switcher.
   
3. ???
4. Profit.

Or just buy a nexus device, since they have support for Unicode 8.0

Yeah, my first thought was that it looks like it came from the FatBooth app for smartphones...
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.piviandco.fatbooth&hl=en
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fatbooth/id372268904?mt=8

Flux is straight up doing gamma adjustments (i.e. retains black colours properly etc.) while Twilight is basically just a yellowish semi-transparent overlay with a settings menu. If you want "true" flux-like capabilities you might want to try CF.lumen (if you're rooted).

Hi Ive been using tinder for most of pandemic. Just got out of a serious relationship. been noticing that I get almost zero likes and matches unless I superlike. What can I do to improve?feeling pretty down on myself

https://tinder.com/@eddierobot?lang=en

heres my bio:

Vintage style not vintage values

Let’s listen to rockabilly records, swing dance, and you can laugh at how uncoordinated I am.

6’0”. Into Illustration, animation, crafting, ukulele, surfing, Mexican food, fashion, history

Tinder is now pay to play (unless you are super attractive, in which case you'll get matches regardless).

There are over 1.5 million paid Tinder users [1], 81% of which are male [2]. As a result, there are hundreds of thousands of men using boosts, which put them in front of the queue of profiles that women see when they start swiping. As women match with huge numbers of men, they are not going to spend long swiping through their queue. Thus, if you are at the back of the queue, you are not being seen by women. This means that free male users are being seen by almost no women. Thus pay to play.

[1] https://www.fool.com/investing/2016/12/19/tinder-blazes-a-trail-for-match-growth.aspx

[2] https://intelligence.slice.com/tinders-growth-fire-paid-users-increased-71-percent-2016/

Justo respondiste junto al otro.

Estuve 10 minutos tratando de ver y nunca se me hubiera ocurrido (y eso que sé que significa Tall)

Por suerte no le dijo que se tirara una <em>talla</em>

It's all the TVs fault...

>By the way, on TV it's common for the bad guy to ask the undercover cop if he is a cop, saying that the undercover has to admit to being a cop if he is one. This is fantasy. If that was all that was required to unmask an undercover cop, undercover operations would end very quickly.

Source

I always thought that cops don't have to tell you that they are a cop and if being asked if they are a cop they had to get off the subject, in other words they were not allowed to say "no i am no cop". Guess i was wrong.

" above average smarts " don't include that... It doesn't sound cool, fun or attractive. It makes you sound like a bit of an ass.

Use https://www.photofeeler.com/ for your pictures. Also try to get hold of a friend with a proper camera. Also don't be discouraged if you get shit ratings on your pictures when you first start out. Turns out people are quite critical of others pictures on the web. They also have quite a few guides of how to take good dating pics in their blog.

My profile looks something like this
"
Some quick facts about me:

-I can solve your problems with the internet
-I am as comfortable under water as above
-I make a mean risotto
-Want to travel around the world
-Have a relatively new interest of photography
-Want to take a dancing course relatively soon

Your turn: Hawaii, The Alps or the exotic Skåne (region not to far away in Sweden).
"

I find this works because its not to long and it highlights some of my interests in a not so obvious way. For example i work at an isp and i have an interest in scuba diving.
I have had quite a bit of success with it where some of the girls message me first and ask me what i would pick or other things related to my profile.
Do note though that this has been directly translated from Swedish so you would have to adapt it a bit.

Edit: Spelling etc

I just noticed this today when using the Tinder web app (https://tinder.com/app/). It started showing a typing indicator when the other user was typing. This startled me a bit; it's a minor privacy leak that was added silently and is currently only visible to some users (web app).

Watching someone's typing indicator is like hearing someone breathe. Most of the time, it's normal and predictable. But when it's abnormal, it says a lot.

https://www.amazon.com/Models-Attract-Women-Through-Honesty/dp/1463750358/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1509012794&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=Models+Mark+Manson

Models by Mark Manson. Absolutely gigantic paradigm shift, especially if one buys PUA theory stuff.

It is called zalgo, you can look up a text conversion website or if you are on your phone you can get an app.

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Link for the one I use if you have android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.skehmatics.zalgo

Help me out plz. https://tinder.com/@brendanwg

Bio

Two truths and a lie The first time I smoked was out of a Sovereignty I’ve played guitar since I was 10 I have been skydiving

Just wanna catch feelings like Michael Jackson did for those kids.

https://tinder.com/@soferian I actually feel extremely confident in myself, looks wise, personality and body wise (after 8 months of gyming), so far the sit rep is 170 guys like me, 3 girls do(who I doubt are even real). Give it to me straight, because lately I feel like being Indian sucks.

https://tinder.com/@sumbadjuju

Back at it again. I don't know what pictures to add or to take away rn. I'm told that I look attractive, but I'm not getting matches or likes. With criticism, do your worst lmao. It helps.

Bio: After nearly 3 years into my engineering degree, the most important thing I've learned is that I can cook 5 minute stir fry in 4 minutes and 56 seconds.

> https://tinder.com/@ppipp

Also maybe consider dropping that you work at Safeway as a cashier and just leave it blank. I used to work as a cashier as well and there's no shame in it, but maybe not the most brag worthy gig. No one will notice or care if it's left blank

Always like to toss my profile in here to get some opinions, nothing specific i’m looking to change unless something is blaring. Got some opinions from female friends who said it looked good.

Profile here: https://tinder.com/@matthewbcoleman

bio is “Just failed my SOC 152A midterm, but hey, at least I know how to find the... cliboris? Not looking for anything serious” (soc152A is a well known human sexuality class at my college)

>https://tinder.com/@stianbjerkeli

You're a tall and fit good looking white guy, I think you will be fine. Nature has definitely blessed you with some good genetics (at least in the context of physical attractiveness)

Even if Tinder doesn't work, you might excel at meeting women in bars or at nightclubs since a lot of night game relies on your looks.

https://tinder.com/@morrisni

Have had a few more photos taken while out and about since I last posted here so keen for a new review.

Bio is still basic AF because being too intricate seems to scare girls off...

"6ft - in case it matters

Love to cook, explore new coffee houses and restaurants and new places, especially in the mountains. Love going dancing as much as I love a quiet night on the couch.

Bit of an intro/extrovert; INFP which tells you a bit more about my personality. Really just fumbling my way through life with my doggo looking for someone cute to cook pasta for.

Let's go get a drink 😄"

I updated my profile and was looking for some honest help!

https://tinder.com/@jsville

My bio: When tinder only let's you upload pictures with captions. I love playing guitar, and singing. Swipe right if you're trying to get sushi and watch a horror movie.

Apologies to those who saw this last week, and thanks very much to the respective commenters - hoping for a bit more visibility on thread Day 1.

Specifically picked Pic 1 due to its bright/colorfulness, quality, full-ish body display, and uniqueness, but it may not be the ideal Pic 1.

I'm really just trying for any sort of attention/matches, but like many of us, I get very few. Would appreciate any and all feedback, let me hear it, don't pull punches, etc. and thank you!

https://tinder.com/@punchingyoursalad

Bio:

Engineer blessed with social awareness

Average height with above-average vibes

Former bartender 🍹

Suspicious my cat (pictured) is really a dog

Convinced that capitalism is the worst

Happy places: music studio, kitchen, gym

Do you like bread? ...No for real let's bake some

🌬️🌲

No idea what I'm doing, first time ever using an online dating app. Dont use social media besides Instagram. Have had a good number of matches, but think I could use some major improvements.

https://tinder.com/@jameshempy

I haven’t had much luck so I just uploaded some new pics. Let me know what you think, I’m sure there’s still a lot of room for improvement

https://tinder.com/@oregontom

Bio- Full time musician, so I’ll probably never be financially stable, but I can serenade you with your favorite songs any day of the week.

I’m a “Treehugger” in a literal sense. I’ll shos you to the most beautiful places you could possibly imagine

BLM. ACAB. Tell me about how much you hate capitalism

https://tinder.com/@mohamedc24

Bio: Dates? 😌 Love learning about people’s passions and vibing with your personality

I like working out and am very focused on school and my future 🎯

Loves: Working out, Sports( it’s part of my major) Netflix, Juice WRLD, and eating out Want to know more about me? Just ask ☺️

Your welcome to not want to date someone for any reason you want, but I don't think this comes from not reading books. Also, millennials not reading books is not a problem. Millennials read more books than other generations*. But my main point in that, in casual text, the difference doesn't matter as long as the context is enough to prevent it from being difficult to understand.

Notice I used your instead of you're at the beginning, but you could still understand me

*source: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2014/09/11/347620935/book-news-millennials-reading-more-than-older-americans-study-finds

Hello, I'm a bot! The movie you linked is called I Love Dick, here are some Trailers

I saw from your comment history that you like quality television. Have you ever watched the Sundance Channel's drama, <em>Rectify</em>? If you haven't you'll really enjoy this series. It just wrapped up last fall with it's 4th and final season. It's Sundance Channel's first ever drama series. The executive producers of Breaking Bad were behind Rectify. The story centers around a man, Daniel who in the pilot is being released from prison where he sat on Death Row for 19 years after new evidence causes his conviction when he was 18 of rape and murder to be overturned. Over the subsequent episodes and seasons the show covers his personal struggle with reintegrating with his family and his inner struggle with the young woman that was killed and how prison affected him.

I read your post on Kim Wexler from Better Call Saul. You'll be delighted to know that in Rectify that there are two female characters that are instrumental to the show. The writers really dig into the lives and inner struggles of these two women. One is Daniel's younger sister, Amantha. She was really the driving force in getting Daniel's case overturned and her life has been negatively impacted from being associated by the small town community of being the sister of a "murderer". She's very feisty and protective of Daniel. Then there's Tawney. Very interesting character. I don't want to spoil anything by talking about her.

https://www.netflix.com/title/70260729

30 and single send help https://tinder.com/@epk3

Bio: Small business owner and hockey fan who likes to cook. Only 5'10 but I'll fix that broken thing in your apartment (I'll probably just Google it and act like I knew what I was doing the entire time)

Hey all,

I'm getting back on tinder after a long break, and would appreciate some feedback on my profile and choice/order of pictures. I don't seem to be getting many matches.

https://tinder.com/@donyerkozh

https://tinder.com/@sahithm

I would love to have a few matches atleast, please let me know what to change

Bio:

Coolest sun, slowest light, hottest ice, brightest night and here I am. What is life but an irony 🤦

My parent's find me most useful for fixing light bulbs around the house😝

Pro's : 1.Can share meme's all day

Cons: 1.That's the only good thing about me🙈

https://tinder.com/@che5568

Opinions on photos and best order?Also I refuse to get rid of the sixth pic.I know it’s not okay but...I simply refuse no matter how much I’m advised too.

Bio:6ft,cyber security student,aspiring to be the real dirty dan. Steal my heart not my favorite hoodie.

Just joined. Someone roast me

https://tinder.com/@labia

Bio: Vocal advocate for bidets. I idolize nobody. And I'm very good at following directions.

Just need someone to help pluck my brows👉👈

M/34 straight. Looking for fun but open to a relationship if I click with someone. I get 1-2 likes every week or so. Matches are obv rare too. Any tips on how I can improve that would be appreciated. I feel like I’m swiping in vain!

https://tinder.com/@serenity_now04

BIO:

I put my pants on just like everyone else: reluctantly.

Swipe right if you like to laugh. Can whoop you at pool and trivia. I got jokes. I’m good with my hands. If I like you I’ll cook for you. Don’t care about sports 🤷‍♂️

Trying to make 2020 a time of positive change 💯

Impress me with your brain!

Pls, give some advice. I don't know what I should write about myself, maybe I'm doing something wrong.

https://tinder.com/@viniesam

My profile description:

• I make good coffee
• Dogs are better than cats :P
• I like drawing, rock n roll and table top games
• Tell me about your favorite book

> Seattle is a mix, but I'm guessing pretty dude heavy cause you have to do work to keep any girls attention for more than 10mins.

http://www.geekwire.com/2014/many-dudes-amazon-spoiling-seattles-dating-scene-says-entrepreneur/

/u/Bob_Droll and /u/Julie0402 -- may I recommend http://lichess.org for online chess? I hardly play anymore but would love to get back into the game, and that used to be where I'd primarily play online.

🍆

"The hashtag featuring a single eggplant / aubergine emoji #🍆 previously could not be used to view photos using Instagram's emoji search function, due to common usage as a phallic symbol. This restriction has since been lifted."

"Also Known As

🍆 Eggplant

🍆 Phallic

🍆 Purple Vegetable"

Good stuff.

If I drive 5-10 miles in most directions, I can bury dead bodies :)

I am at 35 mile radius right now, and that covers maybe 1/3 of my city, I can easily expand the radius to 60+ and cover far more people; however that is going into part of the town I don't even like driving to.

If am I going to pay for anything, I rather pay for match.com. I was hoping Tinder would be more easier to utilize.

I think you have a good fashion sense, but you've completely missed out on what makes profile shots important.

• Not a single shot has a good face angle.
• You are hidden behind a mask with most of them
• No eye contact
• No smile in ANY of them
• None of your shots show you doing something interesting that makes me (or anyone) want to be there with you.

Throw your shots through https://www.photofeeler.com and you'll get your feedback and I'm sure none of your shots will rate well.

First shot, get yourself smiling and looking into the camera. Subsequent shots you having fun and doing cool shit, manufacture them if necessary. One group shot of you with your friends.

https://tinder.com/@nstutelberg

Updated my profile, thoughts on profile in general and ordering of photos?

Bio is "6'2 - Econ Major - Undefeated at Mario Kart Interests include - breaking my tailbone the first time I tried a rail on a snowboard"

27 years old, all my past relationships have been thru friends/school, so I have no idea what I'm doing when it comes to finding dates, let alone through Tinder. General critique of my profile is appreciated.

https://tinder.com/@Venerac

Bio:

Hopeless romantic You'll love my laugh :) Adventures, Arts, and Chillin' Communication and Honesty is #1 The best Hamilton Karaoke singer you'll ever meet 😉

Shopping Malls are my favorite "outdoor" activity Dancing to 90s Hip Hop PC/VR Gaming and Collecting is my hobby Got Partnered on Twitch cause of my sick dance moves 5'4" ayy lmao

Happened to me. Logged out and lost all my matches. But all my matches are on the tinder web app. It's much less buggy than the mobile app.

Moral of the story is to always get their number if it's going well before tinder bugs out.

24/M/Straight

like me so I know it's real

http://imgur.com/a/HWTuZ

>I'm a Critical Care Registered Nurse, and I can find any pulse on your body.

>Likes: gym, fishing, sublime Pandora stations, belgian whites, picnics, road trips, and adventures

"Have you ever sucked dick for Coke, or just Dr. Pepper?"

"Because I have some Blue Bawls that I need to empty."

(Those are actually good, I bought cases years ago, lol)

I mean a ethnonationalistic colonial country with egregious backing from other white supremacists. But for some reason brining this up to a racist guy who stereotypes is bad because it hurt his frail white male fragility.

You literally started the bullshit with your racism 😂

Here is a good book for you to be less of a arrogant moron

Next time just remove everything behind the 5th slash, like this https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017SJKHIK/ and no one will hassle you. The ref in the link is how Amazon keeps track of how you got to the page. Maybe you knew that. Sorry!

I have that same tie, got it on Amazon. I'll go find it in my history and edit it here.

Mantieqingway Men's Cotton Printed Floral Neck Tie 009 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DD891KU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_58ARBb82MNWS8

Looks like Gboard - Google's keyboard possibly? You can make your own themes on it, I have a similar background I uploaded to my own custom theme.

Android

iOS

No, it's a keyboard app. Its autocorrect learns the more you use it and it's very good at guessing what you're trying to say. My typing accuracy is terrible, but SwiftKey knows exactly what I'm trying to spell 99% of the time. It costs some money, but it was well worth it in my opinion.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.touchtype.swiftkey&amp;hl=en

It looks like it could be Twilight which people use to prevent strain on their eyes late at night. It helps you fall asleep at night 10/10.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.lexa.fakegps

And i use it on my unrooted Z2. Works like a charm.

And more on FB. It will show your list of friends if you browse someone that you have known friends with. From there its relatively easy to track you. But as you said, new fb account so no friends means shouldn't be a problem.

Im getting 0 match with this profile on 4 apps.

I dont understand please help 😬

https://tinder.com/@billigg23

Im from Montréal. Bio is: looking for someone to play boardgames with, drink double gin n tonic and maybe makeout a little once in a while

https://tinder.com/@pauliow

Can you folks tell me where I'm going wrong? Am I boring? Am I just too old for tinder now? Maybe it's because I've mentioned having teenage kids?

I've had a few matches to start with but only one has shown any true interest after some conversations, and that's not really going anywhere.

I don't get it, I actually think I'm going to be single forever, it's been so long and I can't blame it all on Covid!! I know I live on an island but this is ridiculous!

Help please!

Ok people let's hear it.

https://tinder.com/@suman666

Almost 6 years on Roberts and 6 matches total. I'm almost convinced that I might not be the best looking person yet.

Bio-

You know that's a really deep question. Who really is *thepsychowordsmith*?

Let's you me get together and find out.

Sometimes my buddy herb 🌿, might join in too

https://tinder.com/@bmon98 I don’t get that many matches, any ideas?

Bio:

Pros -Wears a mask outside -Knows way too much movie trivia -Can teach you how to solve a Rubik’s cube -Can cook pasta or rice when needed -Enjoys hiking/nature walks

Cons -STEM major -Probably can’t outdrink you but will still try -Cannot whistle -Not Ryan Gosling

Not a ton

So I usually at least have soooome luck, but I rejoined recently and it hasn't been going all that great.

https://tinder.com/@cam8924

Bio:"Looking for someone special to go late night shopping with. 🛒

6'1, always cooking, will never say no to weekend trips."

Any feedback would be really appreciated. :)

https://tinder.com/@poke_it hey folks, interested in feedback. I know I have a few different looks, but I'm not committed to any one just yet so I keep it all out there.

Ahoy!

I’ve been on Tinder for more than a year now, at first it worked great (many likes and matches) but right now it feels really hard just to get one like. I restarted my profile many times (maybe 6) and for my current account I took another phone number to sign up, thinking it would change something, maybe.

I am on the verge of buying Tinder premium and I hope the flaws of my current profile can be shown to me so that I don’t have to pay for the subscription.

Anyways, here is my profile: https://tinder.com/@bbengey

Also a translation of my bio is as follows: « Back in France after 6 months in Berlin.

I would have offered you an incredible evening, starred restaurant, champagne and caviar, but Covid oblige, we'll start with a stroll along the Erdre river*.

*Offer subject to conditions, see terms and conditions by message »

I am under the impression that I have too many pics, not sure what to keep...

Thanks in advance

https://tinder.com/@dewq

Even got Gold Account, after 1-2 weeks of NoLikes, got this offer for half a price and well, bruh...

Tried different options as to Bio or Pictures but still seems like I'm not attractive :(

Anyone interested to give a big hand of help here ?

Help this pleb find himself a female pleb.

Thanks before-hand and if you got till here, have a nice day and a sweet week-end !

https://tinder.com/@bht495

Any improvements I can make?

Bio (translated): Often found in the gym When working out I listen to trap rap or heavy metal, nothing in between Passionate bet winner

https://tinder.com/@bagoonga

Don’t tell me to take a photo with friends. I don’t have any that I see on a regular basis. That’s part of why I’m on tinder. But if it’s really that necessary I’ll just ask a stranger to pretend to be my friend for a photo.

Other pointers would be appreciated, but I just don’t wanna hear that one again.

https://tinder.com/@svendor

Any (serious) critics or improvement tips? Thanks ^^

Bio:

Just a simple man looking for someone to connect with.

(This part is roughly translated from german) I study, love sports, games and filmevenings. A cozy evening with a book or with music and some friends are also on the list✌🏻🚭

Ahh and supposedly i‘m a good dancer 😄