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No. It's just cheaper. That's literally the only advantage of using PIA, besides supporting the company. I understand Reddit loves PIA but most people have no idea what they're talking about.

NordVPN comes with better security (double hop VPN servers), better ad block (PIA MACE a very limited ad blocker, no customization and it's less efficient than CyberSec from NordVPN), better support (NordVPN has live chat support, 30 day money back quarantee, PIA has notoriously bad support

Edit: PIA Is not a bad VPN by any means but this bandwagoning is getting ridiculious. Downvotes just prove my point.

What? A bedroom door that locks from the outside? Did your parents not understand which way round to put he lock and inadvertently create a fire death trap, or did they just keep you locked up sometimes?

[Edit: for any parent considering reversing a lock, check this out first. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MXBLOSG/ They can be opened from either side by anyone tall enough to reach the top of the door. Perfect to keep the kids away from the Tide Pods!]

OP you’re gonna need to start selling those feet pics to people ASAP and get you some of [this](www.amazon.com/dp/B07MY1ZYH6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_eOwHDb9AKSFT7) wallpaper. Sending thots and prayers

Tempaper Bronze Gray Marrakesh | Designer Removable Peel and Stick Wallpaper https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MY1ZYH6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_eOwHDb9AKSFT7

>her daughter is single

You have the potential here to turn this TIFU into an absolute win

Edit: if that fails, you can always buy more lube link to the OPs lube

Does that really say "living longevity to the destiny"?

It's like a shitty random phrase generator.

edit Oh, it's rap lyrics: http://genius.com/175913/Nas-if-i-ruled-the-world/Strictly-living-longevity-to-the-destiny

If you're using a PC now, you could download a program called Andy

It emulates an Android phone, thus allowing you to download Snapchat on your computer and the delete the stories photo!

I'm so happy to have learned about Shepard Tones recently so I have a direct way of describing the rising crescendo of internal screaming as I read this.

Adding in, a great book for young children is It's not the stork. It talks about everything from anatomy to where babies come from in an age appropriate manner. It also has sections on ok and not OK touch, how to say no, and what to do if something happens.

One passage in particular hit me hard, saying essentially "if you tell and adult in your life and they don't believe or help you, keep telling other adults such as a teacher, doctor, or police. Most adults want to help.". It broke my heart to think of kids who report and aren't believed :-(

Guy her and I don’t shave my junk, but my face is very sensitive so I may be able to offer a couple solutions.

1) have you tried using an old school safety razor? The thing that gets you irritated is the repeated passes. For a really close facial shave it should only be two passes; one with the grain then one against.

2) I use Lab Series after shave and an alum block for my after shave routine.

3) try to air dry as opposed to toweling off, if you towel try to dab and not rub

4) have you thought about waxing?

If you don't cut the inner tubes and just use the whole thing you have a much larger rubber band. Use a come along to cock your weapon. Since you're in a mall, use these as projectiles.

When you get out of prison, post about your adventure on /r/tifu.

For some reason, whenever I swim, I get crazy amounts of ear wax buildup over the next couple of days. I used one of those Japanese ear picks for a while, and it helped, but then I discovered this glorious device. Fill it with warm water, shoot it into your ear, and repeat. The first few sprays probably won't produce much, as it needs to soften up the wax a bit first, but then big chunks of wax start coming out of your ear and suddenly you can hear so much better. It's the most satisfying thing ever.

The photos in the Amazon reviews are disgusting, but they'll give you an idea of what will be coming out of your ears.

"You sure bro?"

"Oh yeah, I got...plans...for it."

^^nohomo

You should read the exitential, enlightening book "Man's Search for Meaning". I'm re-reading it myself. It's a must for the wondering soul but also for your particular outlook. It's a firsthand account of the mental processes and horrid events that occurred within Auschwitz. On the same coin it showcases the perseverance of man in the worst of circumstances. Couldn't recommend enough for you.

My grandmother waited out the Holocaust and the given starvation in hiding with her mother crawling for miles on train tracks during the nights scrapping for rotten potato peels and coal to survive. In present day Poland (and likely Germany and company) schools will take children to see the mass piles of glasses, shoes, teeth, and hair that remain at these camps, so they know all too well what was before. 12 year olds have a better grasp on the world than you and your friend. You guys should sincerely visit sometime to let that gravity hit home. At that point he would likely be ashamed for an artist in a shop to even see his tattoo for cover-up or removal.

Nothing will humble your problems in life like a visit to Auschwitz.

https://www.amazon.com/Dark-Secrets-SHTF-Survival-Violence/dp/1792159226

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Selco Begovic wrote a book about his experiences during the same civil war. In case anyone is further curious about what it was like trying to survive in a war zone with no delivery trucks, amenities, running water, sewage, trash removal, and constant shelling, snipers, and roving gangs stealing what they could from people in among a crumbling city filled with the rotting flesh of the dead.

Ok so this is probably literally the only time I'll ever get to bring up this fun fact, but my professor in college wrote a short story about this exact premise called I Am Ghengis Cum.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/193638390X

I actually had quite the opposite. You see when you shave really well it's just this weird smooth sweaty mess. It's the most uncomfortable thing I have ever felt. While it was not a TIFU moment I won't do it again.

while I'm no master of words

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html?lang=en&cc=us

^that guy describes it perfect

I read a similar Reddit thread awhile back about people finding their family members and I thought of my mom who is recently retired and single.

I got the idea to create a simple check-in app that lets me know she’s ok and also let’s me know if she misses a check in.

So, I created Circle Alert and launched it a few months ago! It’s been great peace of mind, just want to continue making the app better.

iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/circle-alert-family-monitor/id1548409309

Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.circlealert.com&hl=en_US&gl=US

On a similar note, Sirius XM has a porn channel.

https://www.siriusxm.com/vividradio

Next time you rent a car, set it to this station and crank the volume up when you turn off the car and return it.

>" NordVPN may modify the Terms from time to time. The Terms are binding from the time that they are updated on our website. It is your responsibility to check and read current Terms periodically. The amendment of Terms may be communicated to you by sending an email and/or by publishing the updated Terms on the NordVPN website. "

Nord has a provision in their TOS that makes it possible for them to change their policy overnight without telling you directly, stating that it is your responsibility for checking if the TOS has changed. PIA has the same policy without stating that they might email you, but PIA has a more stringent privacy policy. I also think that over all PIA is better to their customers then Nord is. But over all I think that the two services are incredibly similar with the only large difference being the UIs.

Edit: I am not a lawyer, don't take anything I say as legal advice. If you need actual legal counsel call some one that is a licensed attorney or lawyer in your country, state or province.

> The 20 min anal cleansing before sex

Not all (not even most) gay male sex is anal sex. There are plenty of gay guys that don't like anal at all, in fact.

People who do like anal end up in one of two situations:

• they get good at the cleansing; I know people who are big into anal that have installed an anal douche for the shower; they spend an extra 5-10m showering if they think they might have anal sex later

• They stop worrying so much about it. You don't need to douche before anal, it's really only to make you feel better about it. For a lot of people who enjoy anal (gay or otherwise), a little bit of poop just isn't that big a deal.

This is honestly common enough in some way shape or form. I work for an airline and travel for free, oftentimes with coworkers because they have the same flexible schedule and are able to travel for free as well, so we get along good.

About 5 of us got stuck in PHL airport because our inbound flight was delayed on our way to Cancun, so we had to wait about 12 hours there for the morning flight. Not a big deal, we do this often. After many failed attempts to sleep (awful elevator music set on full blast and bright fluorescent lights) we fail at finding food/anything interesting to do in the empty airport

We end up dancing in our socks, eating atrocious amounts of fruit snacks that I packed, and just generally killing time. I decide to go freshen up in a bathroom somewhere around 3;30 am.

My friend found my piggy phone stand and stuck it on his forehead anticipating I would be back in a few minutes and he thought it would be funny in his sleep deprived state.

I was gone for almost half an hour, doing a baby-wipe shower, fixing my hair, etc. Friend was too committed to the joke at that point to take it off.

Finally I come back and see the pig. It's kinda funny for about two seconds until I grab it off of his forehead...

Then I see the darkest fucking purple hickey you ever saw, the size of a quarter in the middle of his forehead. He had to go on vacation looking like that. It was infinitely more funny than he originally intended and we mocked him the whole trip about his pig hickey. He definitely didn't have an easy time talking to girls on that vacation.

This is plagiarized. I am the author and this experience happened to me. No animals were euthanized. Original post was here: https://www.quora.com/Animal-Behavior/Would-a-lone-adult-wolf-be-able-to-take-down-an-unarmed-athletic-adult-human/answer/Oliver-Starr

I am @owstarr and the person that posted this is scum for ripping off an experience and acting as if it was his own. Hope Reddit has a special place in shamedom for this dupe.

Incidentally, more of my wolf specific content is here: https://www.quora.com/search?q=Oliver+Starr+wolves

I also respond to questions about wolves and wildlife/bushcraft on @wolfwlkr @owstarr and on FB. Incidentally my current critter, is @Aqutaq.

I don’t think that’s quite true.

> Courts in almost every jurisdiction will pay close attention to situations where a cheating spouse has used a substantial amount of the marital estate conducting the affair, buying gifts for a lover, and/or paying for a hotel or other accommodations.

Source.

> In some states where fault is still a factor in divorce proceedings (even where no-fault divorce exists, in some states there is still fault-based divorce that -- when proven -- can impact support or property division) an adulterous relationship can seriously reduce (or even eliminate) the obligation of one spouse to pay alimony to the unfaithful spouse regardless of need. In addition, alimony already in place is often terminated when a spouse or ex-spouse lives with another person.

Source.

This article also states that the affair has no effect on settlements as long as they hadn’t carried out the affair in a way that affects the children. Arguably, I think it has.

> Adultery is also unlikely to affect a custody determination so long as the wayward spouse has not carried on the relationship in front of the children or exposed them to inappropriate people or situations during the course of the affair.

I would do the same, and change out my cats' water bowl each morning. They were particular about fresh water as well. And as soon as I got them a fountain, they started drinking from it A LOT more often. They loved it! Mine has a little charcoal filter in the intake, so it's been lasting pretty well. Cats really prefer moving water, which is why they love it so much. Mine specifically drink out of the mini waterfall part. Cats also usually like it better when their food and water are separated, in different spots.

When I was like 4 or 5, I went to school on Halloween dressed up in Superman Underoos over fuzzy blue footie pajamas and a red towel as a cape.
I hope that clears things up.

Former janitor here. For God's sake, we live in a society, the toilet is ok to sit on. People who hover over the toilet seat because "germs" are being stupid as hell, germs can't survive on a toilet seat for very long at all. You're more likely to get germs on you from the bathroom faucets. Not only that, janitors bust their asses to make sure that the bathroom you're about to use is clean. Unless there's fresh shit on the toilet and you're rubbing your dick into it, you've got nothing to worry about when it comes to sitting on the god damn toilet. It's the people who are hovering over the seat when they shit or piss that's causing the mess.

So, for those of you who are so worried about sitting in a mess that you're causing the mess, knock it off and sit on the toilet like your parents trained you. If a three year old can do it, so can you.

Hell, HIV psotive women can give birth to healthy children

https://www.webmd.com/hiv-aids/features/hiv_and_pregnancy#1

Also, while it doesn't help OP, learn about PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis like truveda and PeP (post exposure). If you think there is a chance you are infected, see a doctor immediatly, it might not be too late

> I like my ad block plugins

You know you can activate your plugins in incognito mode, right ?

https://lifehacker.com/enable-your-extensions-in-incognito-mode-for-safer-mor-1792622065

( the way you do it changed quite a bit with the last updates, now you need to click first on details, scroll down a bit and click on the button ).

To be fair I sent my friend a "9 inch jelly like cock" named beefy Bob off of Amazon for a discount of 25 bucks for his birthday. He threw it away and his sister took it from the trash

EDIT : No longer available but link for those curious : https://www.amazon.com/Beefy-Life-Like-Oversized-Jelly/dp/B0085ID1GO

Private Internet Access is like $30 a year. It's fast, easy to use, and they don't keep logs of user activity so even if they were subpoenaed they wouldn't have anything to turn over.

Absolutely worth.

Ok, let me teach you how to be a bit frugal with games like PS4 since I'm also frugal with games.

Firstly, try to get multiple Playstation Username from each region. I got 2. One from Asia, the other Australia. Every week, there will be a "Deals of the Week" for a certain game like this: https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-au/deal-of-the-week/cid=STORE-MSF75508-DOTW2015

If somehow you are lucky, the game you want might be on discount in that region. Meaning, maybe EU or Asia might have the game under discount so you can get it cheaply there. Also chances are if those are under discount, you might not get anything cheaper than that current price. The problem I have is that I'm not sure if this affects online multiplayer since all the games I bought are single player.

Another thing is that use this website: https://www.trustpilot.com/ . If there are a lot of reviews there, it is legit. Why I say is that you can get cheaply PSN or other cards overseas.

You could go ebay or Amazon but it takes days or months for it to arrive.

They also sell wipes specifically for this situation. I bought the organicup and the wipes that go with it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07F7YD3SZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_tbAMFb4FEBN9J?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Your comment made me realize that Americans use automatic transmission. The TIFU makes more sense now. (Because with manual you would shift to neutral before approaching the car so pressing the accelerator would have no other effect than a nasty noise if you pushed it more than a little)

Edit: Since many people apparently reckon that is all right to hold the clutch depressed while waiting for the green light, I'm hijacking this comment to say that it is not because it puts strain on the throwout bearing, reducing the life span of the clutch. detailed explanation on Quora

You should like get this or this just to see if they bring it up to you. And then you can scold them for opening your mail.

I was assuming it was one of these kind

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Makeup-Foundation-Blender-Sponge-Flawless/dp/B00X7G191S

Definitely would still be smaller and you now, not have holes in it, but I could sorta see the mix up? At the least I doubt it was one of those triangle ones that some of the comments thought. Like I didn’t think they were for makeup as a kid but those don’t even resemble sponges, I doubt Op would mix that up.

Well I hope not...

We have a book called “For Every Child a Better World ” by Kermit the Frog (Jim Henson). It’s about the disparity between freedoms and privileges children have across the world. There’s a couple pages that really hit me in the feels.

>> Every child needs to be able to decide what to think and feel and believe

There’s an illustration of kids discussing things in a library. Then on the following page it shows a bunch of kids behind a barbed wire fence that says

>> but some children are not allowed

The whole book shows how lucky some kids are because they don’t need to walk miles for drinkable water and have food in their fridge or live in a country at war or need to work just to get by.

Anyways. It makes me cry every time (like right now) and my sons always ask me why on every page.

contractor here, I bought a craftsman small pistol type drill with a tiny battery in a pinch. I noticed right away it had tons of torque and amazing battery life, especially for something that small. It put my Makita and DeWalt tools to shame. I used it for a whole deck job as a joke thinking it was gonna die every day. It never did, never even burnt. We're talking 3' deck screws in pressure treated joices. I lost that drill along the way somewhere, still think about it often. Even more now that milwuake has an identical drill for sale at more than twice the price, even has the same battery. Looks like this https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00VYNEEZO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Lsz6DbMA0YB7W

I wonder if the uptick in staple searching on Amazon will be noticed by their tracking.

Also, OP might be interested in these colored staples: https://www.amazon.com/Standard-Staples-Free-Office-3000pcs/dp/B07CZV9PSZ/

Wow, rubbing alcohol should definitely not hurt at all in your ear... sounds like you may have a punctured eardrum. I use rubbing alcohol all the time to prevent swimmer's ear. It's a pretty common practice for a lot of swimmers and has never caused me any pain, even if I pour in a little more than I intended. If it hurt you at all, I think going to your doctor is a very good idea.

For those who do not understand the reference

>Important question: Did you carry massage oil on the truck or in your pocket?

Holster for easy access of course.

I had to do 4 cycles of chemo earlier this year. Quickly learned how badly chemo affects the body.

I dried out like a prune. I had a bloody nose for about 4 weeks straight. Not a dripping type, but where it would just kind of hang out, get really sticky and scab up.

I was drinking up to and sometimes more than a gallon of water a day. My skin I could slap a soothing lotion on. But with my nose, everyone recommended Vaseline. I’m not a fan of using petroleum based products, but was desperate for a solution.

My oncologist recommended I use a saline spray. When I was in the pharmacy trying to find some saline spray, which I did buy and I attribute some of the healing from, I found a saline nasal gel with aloe vera.

It was goopy and has a slightly thinner texture than Vaseline, but this stuff works! It actually moisturizes and helps to heal, which is different than Vaseline, which acts as a barrier. Moisture doesn’t get out, but it also can’t get in. Saved my nose from the remainder of chemo.

I’ve since recommended it to a coworker who was going through tons of Aquaphor while on Accutane. She was having the same issue. Bloody nose and scabbing from dry nasal passages. She used it over a weekend and came back and told me how amazing it was.

Ayers Nasal Gel with aloe Amazon link, just in case any one is curious. I highly recommend. Since it sounds like you will inevitably be around smoke again, you may want to pick up a tube.

Prevention is the best medicine, but for now, immediately disconnect the power, and look up a tutorial on how to remove the hard drive, as long as it's not encrypted, you should be able to just put the hard drive in an external enclosure like this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018FTE87S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_ucIQBb0FFQWEB

And just plug it into another computer, assuming the drive wasn't fried, it should work.

He should at least be willing to talk about it with you! Why wouldn't he want to try to make it as enjoyable as possible for both of you? That's not cool.

K-Y Liquibeads and Vagisil Prohydrate are "vaginal moisturisers" that are meant to be used a bit beforehand and feel natural. So theoretically your SO never needs to know you used something. While I don't encourage lying by omission, I think it's justifiable in this case, especially if you tell him afterwards. Good luck!

Hopefully over time he'll thank you for letting him realize this about himself.

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And if you two ever get comfortable enough for a gag gift:

https://www.amazon.com/Games-Play-Your-Head-Yourself/dp/0998379417

When she first saw her name, she laughed (albeit to be polite I guess). Then when I started spewing #1 and #2, she turned and walked away, still laughing but with a lot of cringe.

EDIT: Something like this

need to get the de-shelled kind for the theater or eating in bed. otherwise, wonderful pistachios has sweet chili flavor that are fucking awesome https://www.walmart.com/ip/Wonderful-Sweet-Chili-Pistachios-7-oz/39360118

I found them - they're gold 🤣

Here you go!

There's a bed wetting pad that has saved my mattress. I found out about it here on reddit. It holds a good amount of liquid and washes really easily.

NorthShore Champion, 35 x 47, 31 oz, Washable Underpad, X-Large, Each https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001IN46NU/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_EK5K44F4SQH82SX37KD6?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

What kind of fish is it? If money's an issue it doesn't have to be too complicated. If you've got a petco near you they have periodic sales where you can get a tank up to 50 gallons for a dollar a gallon. You can also get tanks cheap on craigslist. And while power filters can be kind of expensive, even just a basic sponge filter (like this) will be a huge improvement. I've got one of those and a corner filter (this one) on my ten gallon, running off a single air pump, and the plants and animals both are actually happier than the ones in my 20 gallon with multiple hob filters.

This is an actual kids book based off that joke. https://smile.amazon.com/dp/1492674311

I got it for my nephew and he LOVES it, but his parents hate it because they don't want to confuse him (he's 3 and just learning letters now), so they have to fuck with it when they read it to him. It's not an alphabet book for him, it's just pictures and words.

If he's not dumb he'll piece it together very soon. You being suddenly off work and him having seen you at the house = big clues.

Let her tell him. Better still, be there when she tells him, and wear this t-shirt.

Don't forget the landmark trilogy:

• Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt
  
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"

And, of course, the climax:

• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'

All of which are of course real books. Well, for certain definitions of "real" and "book."

Personally, I'm kind of shocked and disappointed that he hasn't written anything about Cockygate yet. Frankly, it seems tailor made for him. Unless he's the one who wrote those parodies by "Fettucine Holliday," anyway, which is possible I suppose.

why would you conclude that this TIFU is fake by the simple fact OP wrote "ancle"?

You know, english isn't the only language in the world.Only around 6 out of 10 redditors are coming from an english-speaking country...

And "ancle" really seems like a spelling mistake an average german could do if he did not pay attention...

Amazon actually sells a fairly reliable treatment for bedbugs in furniture. You have to set the furniture outside during treatment, though.

Uhhh uh guys that isn't putting the Katawa Shoujo into a great light if you don't mention it's a very tastefully done game. Despite being a 'cripple seduction simulator made by 4chan' you'll get a surprising amount of feels out of it. You also get to learn some things you probably didn't know about having or being around people with disabilities. The player character is disabled as well, in case that was a concern. Also it's free and easy to use woooo.

I searched my Amazon orders to find it. I ordered it in September 2017 and am still very happy. No sweat. Don't even know it's under there. It's saved my mattress from yogurt vomit, spilled milk while I was breastfeeding and all kinds of other fluids

There’s a really good book I read (well listened to from audible) ‘Painting the sand’ by Kim Hughes. I found it very informative with both what he experienced during the war from gun fights to endless boredom and horrific things and how as part of the TA he would he spat out into every day life and back at his office job but still on high alert and with ptsd. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Painting-Sand-Kim-Hughes/dp/1471156729/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Painting+the+sand&qid=1559667775&s=gateway&sr=8-1

I’ve never been to war or had any experiences like it but I found it a really informative book that looked at all aspects of the experience both before, during and after

Links: The cock ring and the bodysuit

I have terribly waxy ears too. So bad I used to periodically go half deaf from the blockages which could also be very painful. Used to have my ears cleaned out by doctors twice a year.

Buy an ear scope, mostly sold in Japan but you can order one online. You can actually see what's going on in your ear and manually clean it out with a little scoop so you can avoid damaging anything or pushing it deeper : ) I haven't had problems with ear wax in a few years now since I got one and I wish I had bought one sooner!

Example (one I have): https://www.amazon.com/CODEN-Scope-Otoscope-Earwax-Cleaner/dp/B00Y0BC5LC

I have this sign next to my doorbell. When anyone rings my bell intent on violating those rules, I silently point to it and glare at the offender(s). Haven't had a Mormon, JW, or DTD sales in 3 years, it's wonderful.

It's half-true and the guy was state senator James Alesi but he eventually withdrew the lawsuit:

"In January 2008, Alesi illegally entered an unfinished Perinton home, claiming he believed the house was for sale, and broke his leg while climbing a ladder. The front door was locked, but Alesi managed to gain entry through an unlocked back door. He did not have permission from either the builder or the homeowners to enter the house. The owners and builder declined to press charges for trespassing. On January 18, 2011, the same day the statute of limitations for any potential trespassing charges expired, Alesi filed a lawsuit against the owners and the builder alleging an unsafe environment at the home site."

https://web.archive.org/web/20140704020459/http://rocdocs.democratandchronicle.com/delegates/article/58074

OP is in the middle east

if it wasn't clear from the farsi/scribbly lines

Just don't ever say things like, "no me gusta la comida con preservativos." The word you are looking for is "conservantes," not preservativos.

I had a somewhat closeted friend in (my super large) high school who once had his numbing deep throat spray confiscated by the tsa on a family trip... Very luckily for him, his conservative family wasn't paying much attention and he was still in the closet after high school afaik.

It's an amusing story, but I seriously hope you haven't gotten any shaming/hate for having a vibrator or for bringing it with you on a trip. Sex toys are a normal, healthy part of life (and travel) but people can be a holes. Also for the record, the Hitachi is a thing of beauty and you can buy a dedicated speed controller for it, if you want more than just two speed settings lol

https://www.amazon.com/Wand-Massager-Speed-Controller-Hitachi/dp/B001TJ6MWQ

Edit 1: also since it (and other toys) can be difficult to clean, this stuff is a little pricey but it's awesome and smells great

https://www.amazon.com/Swiss-Navy-Cleaner-Fluid-Ounce/dp/B0038HVH68

This so much.

Also, I don't know if you already have one or whatever, but what really helped my wife when she was pregnant was sleeping with a body pillow. If your wife doesn't have one already, get her one. She'll see that you two are soulmates. Something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Snuggle-Pedic-Ultra-Luxury-Combination-Breathable-Hypoallergenic/dp/B011U1LIK8/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_201_bs_tr_t_1/134-5846794-1290169?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=1D0S5MS6P97NFQ2WY3ZY

I used to do maintenance at a couple medium sized hotels, get a big bag of DE (diatomaceous earth) and a squirt bottle thing (usually comes in a kit with the DE if you're getting a bed bug kit) and spray it EVERYWHERE in every nook and cranny (bed, couch, cushions, corners of floors/carpet/walls), also spray in your car, everywhere, make the cops who pull you over think you're a coke dealer with parkinsons.

Run all of your clothes and couch cushion covers ect in HOT water. And dry on HIGH heat. Bed bugs don't deal well with heat, granted your clothes may shrink...

I've spoken to many pest control people (guests will bring them in) we take a nuke everything/salted earth approach to confirmed reports of bedbugs. They will usually hide near wherever they are going to feed. So bed, couch, etc, anywhere you might be sitting for a long period of time.

They normally don't move from wherever they set up their home (a particular corner of the bed frame etc) until they get crowded out.
Depending on which side your neighbor is, line the common wall with DE as a precaution, also if you do share a common wall with her unit, get those outlet/switch cover gaskets and install them under the coverplates. (I woulnd't spray DE into the outlet boxes, DE itself isn't conductive, but it will pull moisture out of the air, and become conductive overtime).

I don't know why everyone is bashing the cloud/chromebook, at least in this scenario. I am sure there are valid reasons to bash both, but in this situation it was all OPs fault. There are other devices OP could have used. He could have used someone's phone or he could have used a pad of paper, for starters, and then there are apps that do not require internet connectivity on the chromebook that can make local text files. http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/four-best-text-editors-chromebook/

Yeah, I get those too. They have old passwords from data breaches (https://haveibeenpwned.com/ you can check here) that they usually include, so if you happen to use the same password on multiple sites and one of them gets leaked, you're kinda fucked. It's pretty spooky that they send from your own e-mail, but apparently, that is a thing that can happen somehow.

Unplug that drive. Now.

When you're not high, plug it back in as the second drive and run some recovery software.

I used this one with great results once years ago... GetDataBack ~~http://www.diskinternals.com/ntfs-recovery/~~

Old version (was still free) http://www.oldversion.com/windows/getdataback-data-recovery/

...but I only mention it so that some random redditor will correct my suggestion with something better.

I’ve used both. PIA and NordVPN are very similar and do pretty much the same thing. Although NordVPN has special servers for P2P and TOR usage, I haven’t seen a significant difference than with the normal servers.

So it doesn’t really matter which one you pick, iirc PIA is cheaper than Nord. If you want to use NordVPN, be sure to use one of those special offers that get advertised everywhere (especially on YouTube).

Get this.

Best thing I have ever bought for back grooming.

Sure! The Great OP bestows this upon you.

Here!

Download a local copy to watch my majestic awesome.

Don’t give up hope, there are still similar ones, like this

This is why I haven't bought a quad that cost more than 50. I've crashed my DM007 at least a dozen times and this POS just keeps going. Of course it doesn't have all the awesome features that a DJI has.

Hope your repair isn't too costly OP. Best of luck with future flights!

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

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OP why you copy paste from a post that is now over 10 years old?

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You didn't even change anything.

$25 for 50 million gold?

[Bonds](http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_(tradeable) are legit ways of trading money for in game currency. See their site for the exact information about how.

As seen in the wiki link you'd get five bonds for $25, which would translate into 27,054,545 runescape gold if sold at AH (current price).

Sure, it's half off compared to the offer you took up on, but it's completely legit and no risk at all.

Edit: Removed extra parenthesis.

They do in fact https://www.amazon.com/Indiana-Leather-Bullwhip-Cowhide-Whip/dp/B07QNVNTDF/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=bullwhip&qid=1606939864&sr=8-5

I STRONGLY advise against this course of action but it's funny to think about.

In seriousness are you afraid of a physical confrontation? If so may I suggest you contact the police? Possibly an attorney even if it's pro bono and see about getting a restraining order or a peace bond put on the parties that are attacking you?

Most people when all the truth comes out are going to treat these two as the pariahs they deserve to be. That doesn't mean don't protect yourself now or in the future but you deserve to be able to live your life without fear of retribution.

Good luck.

No problem. If you are looking for actual natural pest control, North America native ladybugs will eat aiphids that might munch on your garden plants. Unless you have a greenhouse, most released insects will naturally disperse, however, so results may not last long.

https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2015/12/25/460870534/episode-672-bagging-a-birkin

Yep. Whole podcast on Birkins and everything-- the engineered scarcity makes it even more desirable to own. Turns out that with enough insistence, going to the right Hermes stores and looking "right" to the SAs there, or being a husband/boyfriend buying the Birkin for an SO gives you a fairly high shot at actually obtaining one. Being denied the bag and offered a spot on a waiting list instead also contributes to the exclusivity of the entire ordeal. It's entirely a status symbol.

Save yourself 200 bucks (roughly) and get something like this. It's the same material and shapes. The sex industry just wants to rip you off...

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08RDLC6LZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_J5GGHYTT9E2SZ2CECMDY?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

First, thank you and your husband for your service.

Second, I am amazed a battery made it 6 years. I've never had one go past 4. The silver lining here is that the battery was going to go out, either on you or him. Now, he gets to come home to a clean and well taken care of car. I'd be happy with that if my fiancée did the same for me (though she doesn't like driving my "big car".)

Since Christmas is covered, when Valentines Day/Anniversary/Birthday comes around, get your cars a jump start box. A good one can be found for around $100 and easily store in the car. Never rely on another vehicle to jump you again. I have a NOCO GB50 which is a bit costlier, but can start a diesel (DT466) in freezing weather.

Remington WPG4050 Smooth & Silky Body & Bikini 5 Piece Groomer Kit https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071L3S2V3/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_OXFWCb7QYN6F4

It's not the best, but it's good. Sometimes multiple passes are required, and BE SURE TO CLEAN IT. If you don't use the little brush to clean it out then it will stop working. I had purchased a much more expensive one $135 from Braun I think and it was not any better. It also stopped working completely after a couple uses.

Honestly, this one has been the best for the money.

You were formally charged, and then got to go home? That doesn't seem right. Usually once they formally charge you, they jail you.

It might not be as bad as you think.

I suggest reading the book You Have the Right to Remain Innocent.

i use these bad boys, they have a slide so u don't have to keep peeling anything off and sticking it back on

Innocent (geek and not native English speaker) me thought GIMP was the pretty animal that's the icon for the GNU Image Manipulation Program and though "wow, what an overreaction!". Then I goggled "gimp mask" and ohhh. Overreaction nonetheless.

There's this too. I don't like those ones because they're a bit flimsy but there's a bunch more on amazon that are really great. Nobody will ever hear a thing and pillows don't need to be squished!

NordVPN like most other of the good paid for VPNs claim not to keep logs and they have been taken to court, to reveal a subscribers details and "proved" that they didn't have the data to hand over. On any recent review of VPNs Nord will be in the top three at least, whether its for privacy, speed, ease of use, access to streaming services.....

TigerVPN

I got a lifetime sub back when they were offering them through StackSocial... Now that they've gotten their shit together it's an amazing service as well - speeds are insane (doesn't slow my 150mbps FiOS)

Something like this?

Either get a new battery or try reapplying the thermal solution. This should be perfect for no hassle. Just keep hand oils off it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CKVW18G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_jsydBb96XYKGG

I'm curious too.

edit: Googling "private photo app calculator" found these as the top two hits:

iOS

Android

Yeah. “Athletes Foot” “Ringworm” and “Jock Itch” are all the same fungus. If it’s between your toes it’s “athletes foot”. If it’s in your crotch/ass crack its “jock itch”. If it’s anywhere else it’s “ringworm”. (not actually a worm). The fungus is called “tinea”

https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/athletes-foot-myths

All three are terrible... but jock itch is definitely the worst!!

https://www.amazon.com/Dazzle-DVD-Recorder-VHS-Converter/dp/B00EAS14KI

Depends on the original source, but generally you can use something like the dazzle to plug the output of the source into the input of the adapter, then play on the source and record on your computer.

The dude who cuts my hair went on and on about a shower brush he got. I ended up getting one. My bf uses it all the time on his beard and head. You could try one! This is the one he got so I also got it: Denman Be-Bop Massage Brush, Twister, Shampoo Brush https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000J1AD52/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_gJgFDbFK5AN72

OP, if you want to save your data for when wifi isn't available, get a subscription to Private Internet Access (VPN), and keep it turned on while you are browsing from school. It will allow you to bypass site restrictions and keep your web-browsing activities invisible to the school due to encryption.

I use it all the time at work so that I can stream music without barracuda getting in the way =D.

It costs about $30-40 for a year.. well worth it in my opinion. Not to mention you can use it on up to 5 devices at a time (PC, Phone, Tablet, whatever) if you want to hide your traffic from your internet provider, this will stop them from harvesting information on your usage habits and potentially leaking personal information when they sell it, not to mention circumvent those pesky cease and desists / lawsuits.

Let's not forget the wonderful world of testicular torsion. I've ran across multiple accounts on reddit, always from dudes beating their dick like it owed them money.

use black soap. you can buy it on line or at most buety supply stores. You will not only be clean but the bacteria that live on your skin that produce smells even when you do sweat will be changed for the better.

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Amazon.com : 5 Pack of Dudu Osun Black Soap : Bath Soaps : Beauty

for realz. https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=sr_1_4?crid=1V0I2XNBQH5K4&keywords=lux+bidet+neo+120&qid=1571438229&sprefix=lux+b%2Caps%2C142&sr=8-4

that's what i have...life changing.

You know those magnets you throw up into the air and they rattle as they connect and fall down? https://www.amazon.com/Rattle-Magnets-Throw-And-Listen/dp/B004RTKFTQ I always imagine the average is a bit bigger than that in girth but shorter lol. Idk why i just remembered that but yep.