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This was so common they actually had a term for it: Double veteran. A soldier who raped a civilian girl then killed her.

Edit: Since everyone is flipping their shit about this, I'll clarify: Back in the early 2000's I was working on a writing project about Nam vets. During my research I found a book by a woman who was a counselor to a lot of 'nam vets back in the 80's. Almost positive it was this one but I'm not 100% sure. She had complied a dictionary of all the slang terms the soldiers used in country; there were so many they practically made up their own language she wanted them to be preserved in all their ugly splendor. "Double veteran" was one of them. The slang term is most likely a play on another slang term for a solider who serves in two branches of the military (or sometimes two separate wars). I would assume the term implies the irony that the rapist and murderer, like the branch-hopping soldier, serves two seemingly opposing purposes. In this case, "protecting" civilians from the 'cong, while also murdering them. Obviously I do not have an "official" source to link to this. Why on earth would you think I would? Do you think the US army's website keeps a glossary of terms or something? "Rim job" isn't the the dictionary either, but they exist. Believe it or don't believe it. Or buy her book and look it up.

He got that info from this post incase you’d like to learn more.

In the comments of that post, someone also shared a legit 62-page semen cookbook.

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I'm just copy pasting my reply to someone else here

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And they do it because they've directly stated that euthanasia is more humane then letting them live.

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According to their website they are putting the animals down to end thei suffering. Some of the animals are just to injured to carry on plus they offer a free service to put down animals when the owners can't afford it.

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But then there are stories like this

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Where they same to kill for no reason.

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You can buy it bottled and it's close, but not quite the same.

You can have it added to everything. Just ask, they'll probably charge you like $0.35 When I worked there they introduced an item called like chicken Chipotle flat bread melts or something. It was a small piece of flat bread, with chicken, quesadila sauce, and the three blend cheese, and it was steamed. They were $1... Fucking amazing. I used to eat them all the time. On my lunch break I'd used my employee discount to buy three for $1.50 and then I'd add sour cream, tomatoes, and onions to it. It was the best.

People have made homemade BBQ sauce using dr pepper including myself. You don't add much but it does make it a unique flavor.

And yes despite what people say Stubbs makes a Dr pepper BBQ.

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you sure?

We feed him good quality food and very high quality treats from a local pet shop that sources from neighborhood butchers and local farms. No preservatives and everything is only dried and smoked, no preservatives.

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Interesting stuff, I'll leave a link for ya.

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Long story short though, IBM enabled the Nazis to make a database to keep track of the Jews easier.

Very uncertain about the 1913 temp. The temps in that area usually stay very consistent over a pretty spread area, and that was like the only time in 100 years that there was a big deviation between furnace creek and the other nearby temperatures. Also, the guy reading the temps was known to be pretty bad at reading temps and keeping track of them.

Edit: more detail here

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Here's the link to the clock if anyone's interested

Also can someone tell me why I'm unable to link in a sub-comment

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Yes.

But you need to work up to it.

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It’s called “the ex” and is widely available online. Been around a few years.

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Finding weights on these things isn't easy so you will just have to compare volume but since density is roughly the same shouldn't be a big deal.

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